第一章 刨你祖坟

清明!

天光晦朔。

hanfengjuandongzhiqian,chuidebaifanshashazuoxiang。

linshizumu,bushaoyizheguangxiandenannvjianchanheibu,miansedaisumuzhise。

yimingbinjiaobanbaidezhongnianren,shouchixiangzhuzoudaoneihanbaiyumubeizhiqian,gongshenzuoyi。

“qingmingliangjie,jiazhulinyexielinshihoubei,laicijidianxianzu,wangxianzubiyouwolinjiacaiyuanguangjin,rendingxingwang,jiayunlongchang,wanshiliufang!”

“跪!”

linyechenyinyisheng,linjiazhongrenqiqiguidihuhe。

“先祖庇佑!”

“先祖庇佑!”

“起!”

“请五牲三礼!”

zhumaniuyang,qingjiujuhuajielianbeibaidaozufenzhiqian。

jiaoluozhizhong,yimingshenzhesuqundenvziminzhezui,yilianjiaozhuozhise。

“zhengyaozhei**,daodipaodaonaliqule?jisixianzuzheizhongzhongyaodeshiqing,jingranhaichidao,zheibushichengxinrangwomenjiadiulianma?”

“gefangshangqian,jisuaisi!”

tingdaolinyedehua,linjiazhongrenfenfenshangqian,xianshanghaohuajili。

shenmehuangjinwu,babaoche,jinyintongzi……gezhongjiazhibufeideminglipaimianshizu,dianranzhihougengshihuoguangchongtian,renaofeifan。

“zhangzilinchao,xiejinyuanbaosanshixiang,xiaojingxianzu,yuanxianzuquanxiachihebuchou!”

bansuizheyidaogongyabandesangyin,zhengzhengsanshixiangzhiyuanbaobeitaishangfentou,jincancanyipian,shanxiagouyan。

“si,zheishijinboyuanbaoa!”

“zheimeduo,shaoshuoyedezhishijiwanba,jiuzheimeshaole?”

“shenmeqianbuqiande,jisixianzu,zuizhongyaodeshiyouchengxin!”

linchaozuijiaoqingyang,deyideyibaishou:“shao!”

轰……

jinyuanbaoranqi,xuancaiduomu。

“bukuishidashaoye,jianzhishiwobeikaimo!”

“shia,zheicaishixiaoxin!”

沙沙……

脚步萧索。

jiuzaizhongrenfenfenkuayaozhishi,yiminghuzilachadeqingnianshanshanlaichi。

kandaozhengyao,yuanbenrenaodechangmian,shunjianbiandesijiyipian,zhongrenlianshangluchuyimobiyizhise。

“tajiushizhengyao,neigedamingdingdingdesanhunzhuixu?”

“tingshuozheixiaoziruzhuiliangcidoubeisaodichumen,yousipilailianlaiwolinjiadanglezhuixu,zhenshigejiangutoua!”

“zheizhongrenbuzhidaozenmeyoulianhuodaoxianzaide,jianzhishidiuwomenlinjiaderen……”

tingzheneizhizhidiandian,linmiaoyinliansegengshinankan。

“zhengyao,nizenmexianzaicailai?”

“有点事耽误了!”

duiyuzhongrendeyilunzhisheng,zhengyaochongerbuwen,tayishuangtongzizhigougoudekanzhelinmiaoyin,manhanrouqing。

“nizhibuzhidaojintianshishenmerizi,nengyoushenmeshinengbijiazujizuhaiyaozhongyao……”

linmiaoyinbenxiangfanu,quebeizhengyaoneishenqingdemuguangkandehunshenbuzizai。

“kanshenmekan,haibuguolai!”

“嗯!”

zhengyaoyouxiebushedeshouhuilemuguang。

“慢着!”

linchaoshangqianyibu,lenglianlanzhulezhengyaodequlu。

“yigesanhunzhuixu,gouyiyangdedongxi,yepeijinwolinjiazufen?”

“jiushi,rangzheizhonglajijinlaizhihuichunuxianzu!”

“滚出去!”

“linchao,nidaodishishenmeyisi?”

linmiaoyinbeichiqingyao:“linchaowulunruhe,yeshiwolinjiadenvxu,nipingshenmegantazou?”

“hehe,nvxu,tayepei?”

linchaoyilianbiyi:“jiusuanrangtajinlaiyouruhe,zheizhongqiongbi,lianjisiyongdejilidoumaibuqiba!”

“sheishuowomeidaijilide!”

郑爻面色淡漠。

“哈哈哈哈!”

tingdaozhengyaodehua,linchaojifengdedaxiaoqilai。

“yo,yuanlaishiyoubeierlaia,lailailai,zhengyao,banidejilinachulairangdajiachouchou,benshaodaoshihaoqi,ninengnachushenmedongxilai!”

“buhuishiliangkuaiqianyiduidehuangzhiba,neizhongwanyihaishishaonachulaidiurenxianyanle!”

“jiushi,neizhonglaji,jiwolinjiaxianzucashidoubugouge!”

“linchao,nizhendezhunbeilejili?”

linmiaoyinyouxieguaiyidekanzhezijizhangfu。

“嗯!”

zhengyaohuanhuantaitou,zhoushenyipaowufengziwu。

“jinri,wosongnilinjiasanshitaiping!”

“shenmewanyi?sanshitaiping?”

jiuzaizhongrenmengbizhishi,zhengyaobuzhiconghechutaochuyizhitieqiao,jingzhichaozhelinjiazufenzouleguolai。

“zheixiaoziyaoganshenme?”

“铲草吧……”

“啪……”

zhongrenmuguangjujiaozhizhong,zhengyaolunqitieqiao,zhijiechuojinfentouzhizhong。

siji,quanchangsijiyipian。

linjiazhongrenyigegezhangzhezuiba,jingdemudenggoudai。

“kao,zheixiaozizaibaowolinjiazufen……”

“dayea,zhei**fengleba!”

“hunzhangdongxi,kuaizhushoua……”

fanyingguolai,linjiazhongrenyifentianying。

dangzhetamendemian,baotamenjiadezufen,shenmechou,shenmeyuan,zheitaitamaxiaozhangleba!

“zhengyao,nifengle,kuaizhushoua!”

linmiaoyinyilianbukezhixinzhise,tagenbenwufaxiangxin,pingshiwenhelimaodezhengyaojingrannengganchuzheimesangxinbingkuangdeshi。

吧嗒……吧嗒……

zhengyaojiqiaozixiaqu,zufenyijingbeibaochuyigexiaokeng。

kandaozheiyimu,linjiasuoyourenshuangyanfanhong,chedinule。

“kao,jiwonongsizheiwangbadan!”

“**,jiwozhushou……”

qingkezhijian,wushulinjiazidifengkuangdechaozhezhengyaochongleguoqu。

zhengyaokanyebukanyiyan,huiwuzhetieqiaojixuzaifentoulibaozheshenme。

“呼……”

yankanlinchaoyiqunrenjiuyaochongdaozhengyaoshence,douranyidaoyinfengxilai。

qingkezhijianhuangshafanyong,huoguangzhandong,haosizhangyawuzhuadeguaiwuyiban,chuidelinjiazhongrenqilingbaluo。

“aiya……shenmeqingkuang?”

“好大的风!”

“我的眼睛……”

zhengyaoyijiumanmanyouyoudebaozhe。

jiuzaicishi,tieqiaodouranyizhi。

“找到了!”

zhengyaoyanjingyiliang,shenshoubalaleliangxia。

neishiyizhisisifangfangdemuhe,shangmiandiaokedeqiqiguaiguaidefuhao,henjibanbo,mingxianyijingmaileyouxieniantoule。

zhengyaotaishoujiangneiheziqulechulai。

zheiyike,yinfengsanjin,huoyanzhongran,zhenggezufenzaicihuifulezhengchang。

“王八蛋!”

kandaozhengyao,linchaoshuangyanmaohuo。

“zhengyao,nigewangenfuyidebaiyanlang,zicongniruzhuiwolinjia,chiwolinjiazhuwolinjiade,wolinjiadainibubo,nijingranganbaowolinjiazufen,nitamahaishirenba!”

“把他逐出林家!”

“逐出林家……”

shunjianwushulinjiazidiyifentianyingdehouleqilai。

“zhengyao,dangchuniruwolinjiaweixu,laofubenlaijiubuzancheng,naiheneishilaoyezideyiyuan,laofubudebucong!”

linyenumuyuandeng:“woyuanbenhaixiangjinigejihui,meixiangdaonirucidandabaotianduixianzubujing,laofuqinengliuni?miaoyin,woyaoniliketongzheifeiwujiechuhunyue!”

“我……”

linmiaoyinshenziyizhan,muguangfuzadekanxiangzhengyao。

“我们离婚吧!”

tahaiweilaikaikou,zhengyaoliezuiyixiao。