第二章
suyuzuijiaoyichou，「woshibujidele，bushixiale......」
wochixiaoyisheng，xinliquezhujianshutan。
xinchoujiuhenjiayiqi......kesuanluowoshoulile。
haimeishuoshenmeni，zheinanrenyoubianlegelian，liekaizuilaikanzhewoxiao，「womarangwolaigennizhu......nandaonishiwonvpengyouma？」
shuowanhaihaoqidewailewainaodai，fangfozaiqidaiwodedaan。
suiranmaochongtanvpengyouhuoxugengfangbianwobaofuta，danshiyisuyuyiqiandexinggelaikan，ruguowodiantouletagumozhehuiyanzhongzhiyizijicengjingdeshenmei。
huo，wobaozhengzheizhongbeixiurudeshicongjinyihoudoubuhuizaifashengle！
suoyiwomeihaoqidetuokouerchudao，「woshinizhaizhu。」
tayileng，mantouwenhao，「qianniduoshaoqian？」
「buduo，zugounirouchang。」
dengdeng......peipeipei，wozaishuoshenme？
suyuqueshilingwulerouchangshishenmeyisi，luchuyimolvedai「jiaoxiu」dexiaoyi，「woyuanyi......」
愿意个屁啊！
wolianshangyire，gangxiangfazuo，quepiaodaotayouxiefahongdeergenzi。
zheicaishixiqishiera，suyujingranhuihaixiu？
worenbuzhudounongta，meifengyitiaodao，「zenmegeyuanyifa？」
「niyaoshiwonvpengyou，neiwomenzheiyangneiyangjiubusuanshiweifajiaoyile。」suyumouziyishan，xiaodejiqihaokan，zhunquelaishuoshi......youdiankeai。
这样那样？
zheiteme？woshibeidiaoxile？？？
ganjueqifenyoudianbuduijingle，womomodiuguoquyigedabaiyan，yizhizhuzijiyaoyaqiechidexinqingjieshidao，「wodeyisishi，niyigongdizhai。」
suyuyileng，qingkeleyisheng，guaiguaidiantou，「haode。」
好的？
这反应甚得我心啊！
jiranruci，wokejiubukeqile。
「xing，neiwoshouxianyaoshuomingjidian，bijingrangnizaiwozheierzhuyebushibaizhude，kuangqieyigongdizhaishilingsuan。」woyibenzhengjingdeduanzuoleshenzi，guazhejiaxiaokanta。
yebuzhidaotatingmeitingmingbai，fanzhengdiantoutingjijide。
womanyidejixudao，「diyi，woyaozhunbeibiyeshejihaiyaoshixi，suirannimamarangwochoukongkanzheni，danwojinglizheshiyouxian，suoyizaiciqijianni，jialisuoyoudejiawujiuquanquanjiaojinile，meiyouwentiba？」
meidengtahuida，woxiaoyijiannong，「dier，nisuiranxianzaizaijiayangshangbuqushangke，danbudaibiaojiububiyele，suoyimeitiandouyaochouzuishaosangexiaoshiqukanshu，danshizaoshangshidianqianbunengchaodaowo，youbudongde......」
「wozhidao，budongdekeyiwennima。」suyuxiaolexiao，lianshanghaixiezhexiexumengdong。
wopiepiezui，「budongdekeyiwenduniang。」
wohetayoubushiyigezhuanye，wenwoyoushenmeyong？
「度娘是谁？」
「jiushikeyiweinijiejuesuoyouyinanzazhengdebaidubaike。」
wosaoletayiyan，「yigongdizhaini，jiuyongzuofanlaidiba，yirisancanniqimadebaoliangcan，buhuidejiushangwangxue。」
bushixianwozuodedangaobuhaochima？wodaoyaokankannishouyiyouduohao！