“嗯哼！！”
zhanglaotigaolesangmen，xianxiekechulaotansuancai。
“呼…呼…”
zhanglaozheihuishizhenshengqile，zhoushensanfachulingliqichang，shenhouhushuidoufanqicengcenglanghua，jingdezhongdizilianmangguidi。
weiduyigebaiyishaonvqieshengshengpaodaotaoshangmianqian，qingqingtuiletuita。
zenliaotaoshangshuidechaojisi，zhishitouwailewai，yijiumeixing。
neishaonvlianmangzhuanshenkanxianglaozhe，bujingandaoyizhenzhixi，lianmangyonglizhuazhutaoshangshoubei，shijingyaohuang。
taoshanglikezhengkaishuangyan，mengranjueduanshenpangshuzhichaozheshaonvmianmenciqu！jiuzailishaonvyouyanhaishengcunxujulishicaikankanzhizhu。
“呀…”
neimingshaonvhedetanzuozaidi，sishixiangdaoshenme，lianmangwuzuiqieshengshengkanxiangligongcheng。
zhijianduifangyezaikanzheta，mianrongwenhe。
shaonvhedemiansecanbai，lianmanghuidaoligongchengshenhouguixia，zhanzhanjingjing。
taoshangkanzhezheiyimu，momorengdiaoshuzhi，ranhoukunhuodao：“nimenweishenmeguizhe，nandaozaijianzongshangxueshiguizheshang？”
“…”
zhongrenwuyu，andaoyishenghaibushiyinweini！
“嗯哼！！！”
长老又咳嗦一声。
taoshangxinzhongkunhuogengshen，zhuantoukanxiangzhanglao：“nishinawei？shinirangtamenguizheshangkede？youxieguofenleba，erqienikesuoshishenmeyisi？youbingjiuqukan，nizheisuishudanwubude。”
zhanglaozuijiaoweichou，minzuiyaozheyashuodao：“zheiweidizi，woxinglv，dajiadoujiaowolvzhanglao，tamenzhisuoyiguizhe，shiyinweini。”
“e，lvzhanglaohao，denghui…yinweiwo？”
长老：驴？吕？
taoshangsaoshiyiquan，faxianbushaorendouzaiyongmaiyuandeyanshendingzheziji。
keyiya，zheilaolvbaguoshuaiwotoushangle？shukerenshenbunengren！
“yinweiwo？wohaoduanduanzaizheilishuijue，hetamenyoushenmeguanxi？tamenguideshini，youbushiwo。”taoshangchayao，yifulizhiqizhuang。
噗！
jigedizimeirenzhutouxiaochusheng。
neiweizhanglaowenyanxianxiebeiguoqi，taiqirenle！tazaixuantianjianzongzhijiaojinbainian，haishitouyiciyudaoneimewufawutiandexuesheng！yaobushishishuzuzuowanturanjiaodaiyaotebieguanzhaojinrilaidexindizi，tayidinghaohaojiaoxunyifan，rangzheikuangwangxiaoerzhidaohou**weishenmezheiyanghong！
ai，zhikexiyejiuxiangxiang，neiweitakerebuqi，faqihenlaibudepaisiziji。
xiangdaozheili，zhanglaozhiderenxiazheikoueqi，erhouzuijiaochoudong。
“大家都起来吧。”
zhongdiziwenyanyeshiyilianmeng，danshisuizheligongchengjilingyiweishaonvlvxianqilai，qitarenbiangenzhezhanqi。
zhanglaosuihouyoujixiexingdijichuyigeyimuxiao，kanxiangtaoshang：“zheiweidizi，dajiadouzaidengnizuoziwojieshao。”
“啊？自我介绍？”
taoshangyouxiebuzaizhuangtai，shenshouzhilezhiziji：“nirangwo…jieshaoziji？”
“ngheng～”zhanglaozhalezhayan，dianlediantou，yijiubaochizhebeipoyingyedexiaorong。
taoshangkanxiangxiaorongyubanxiangwanquanbudachengdelaozhe，pingdandao：“buyongle，nijixuba。”
zhanglaonieleniezijituishangderou，jixuyaoyaweixiao：“zheiweidizi，niruoshijixudanwushijian，dajiazhongwujiudoumeifanchile。”
taoshangqingjinweitu，yahe，hailaijingle！jurannadajiadewufanweixiewo，womotaoshangshihedadema？！zaishuotamenmeifanguanwopishi。
“neiwozhongwuyoufanma？”
“嗯哼～也没有。”
这回换桃殇咬牙了。
yeba，jianxiuma，ningzhebuwanhenzhongyao，nengqunengshengengzhongyao！
rushixiangzhe，taoshangzoudaozhongrenmianqian，yilianbushuangdao：“zhuweihao，woshitianxia…bushi，woshitaozi，jinyueguojunzhu，shigenvde。”
“…”
zhanglaoyouxiebukesiyidao：“wanle？”
“ngheng～”taoshangsongjian。
长老(言)…
yuzhanglaoyilianfenhenbiaoqingbutong，zhongdizirenbuzhuluchuqingmiexiaosheng，gengyoushenzhekaishiqieqiesiyu。
“jinyueguo？meitingguo，fanjianyouzheiguojia？”
“hehe，wotingguo，shigebianchuixiaoguo，lizanmenjianzongbuyuan，yejiulvdouneimedaba。”
“heng，kantayifuxiaozhangyangzi，wohaidangbeihouyoushenmedakaoshan，yuanlaishigelouyi。”
“这回有的玩了。”
“kexi，zhangleyifuhaopinang，quemeiyouhaokaoshan。”
“taneizhanglianwohenbuxihuan，yikanjiuzhihuigouyinnanren。”
“shuodeshi，nenglaizanmenzongmengaobuhaoyeshiyongleshenmejianbudeguangdeshouduan。”
“heihei，zheihuilaodayouyouxinwanjule～”
taoshangmorankanzheneijigeshuofenglianghuadedizi，ananjixiatamendexiangmao。tamotaoshangzicongzhongshenghou，wuganbianyiyuchangren，tamenyiweideqieqiesiyuquandoutaobuguotadeerduo。
“haole，jiranxindizijieshaowanle，zanmenjiexialaibianyaoweizhezheizuohupaoshiquan，bianpaohaiyaobiandashengbeisong《zushiqibaiqinggui》yiji《jianzongjielv》，mingbailema？”
“mingbai！”zhongdizibianhanbianzhuanshenpaichengyidui。
taoshangyehenzijuezhanzaiduiwuzhong，bijingbupaobujiumeifanchi。
tadeqianmianjiushigangganghuanxingzijideshaonv，yushiqingqingshuolesheng：“duibuqi，gangcaihedaonile。”
neimingshaonvyiliancuoekanzheta，erhouminzuidiantou。
jiuzheiyang，jishirendeduiwukaishiweizheyiyanwangbudaotoudehubopaobu。
zhanglaoteyimiyandaliangtaoshang，lenghengdao：“zheihuboyiquanbianshisanshili，shiquanbianshisanbaili，niyigelianyizhongjingdoumeidadaodefeiwu，kannidaihuierzenmechuchou。”
ai，renxinzhenshixianea，zijijuranhuibeizuixinrenderenbeici，taoshangganjuexinliangtoule，zijidelianyediujinle…
“qingguidiyitiao：shizunzuijiuhuoshuilanjueshi，dizibukeyiqiaomentaorao，fouzetiandaleipi。（danshikeyijinwubangmangshoushiyiwuyijizhufanshaocai，lingwairuguofaxianshizunyishanbuzhengmeigaibeizi，bixubangmanggaibeizi，tebieshitui，luwaimianhenleng，erqiebunengluchuxianqibiaoqing(min#)。）”
“qingguidiertiao：hezuizhihoujinliangbulianjian，rongyikanhuaizijixinaidexiaobaobei。”
“qingguidisantiao：xinzhongwunanren，bajianziranshen。（nanren，he…nengbijianying？）”
“qingguidisitiao：shoutudijiuyaoshouzhangdehaokande，burangenbenbuxiangjiao。（tudizhangdehaokandekuailenibudong。）”
…
“qingguidiqibaitiao：hejiuqiankeyichigedan，zheiyangjiuliangnengfanbei。（qiejishishengde，shudebuguanyong。）”
zheiyilushang，neibangxiaowangbadanbutingdibeisong《zushiqibaiqinggui》，quandoushizijidangnianzuijiusuoyan！xiangxiangdouzhidao，yidingshinituchaolude！tashibushiyoubing？！weishenmeyaoteyijixiazijijiuhoudefengyanfengyu？！guanjianhairangquanzongdouzhidao！nitu！hezhishinitu！jianzhishinitu！
zaineiyitian，taoshangananfalesangeshi：diyi，yihouzaiyebuhejiule，chufeirenbuzhu；dier，yihouyidingyaobanituguanzui，ranhoubatajiuhousuoshuoyechaoluchengce，rangshirenchuanchang；disan，zijiruguonatianmeirenzhubashudu《qinggui》derendoutule，yidingbaguoshuaijinitu。
zongzhi，cuodebushiwo，shizheigeshijie！！！shinitu！！！
痛！太痛了！
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