第二章
“laopo，niziximomo，kankanwolianshangnaliyouzhengrongliuxiadedaokou。”
wochajuedaowodeshoufushangtademianshi，nanrenyouyishundepingxi。
pochanhoudeyansong，yinweizhangqidagong、sichubenbo，mianrongyijinghenqiaocuile。
mianqiandenanrenyikanjiuzhidaobaoyangdebucuo，sishibiwonanpengyoudashangyidianba，toushangdouyoulejigenmingxiandeyinsi。
taguangjiedepifuyiruwochujianyansongshitaqingchunreliedemoyang。
zhishiyanxiadewuqinghexiabashangximidehuchagaosuzhewo，wodenanhai，tayijingzhangdale。
不对！
“nizenmehuishiyansong！yansongtadayinglewobuquzuoshangtianhailidegoudangde，nalihuiyiyebaofu？！wochengrennihetazhangdeyouyidianxiang，danshinibunengzhangzhezheizhangxiangsidelianjiuhengdaoduoaia！”
3
kanzheyansongshoujishangderili，hexiangceliwomenjiehunshidezhaopian，wozhigandaozijiliangyanyihei。
“suoyi，jiejinnianyijingsanshisansuile，haizaichuangshangbanshuibanxingdetangshilesannian？！”
xiangwodahaodeqingchunnianhua，haimeilaidejihaohaohuihuo，jiubansibuhuodeyuchuangweiwulezheimejiu。
“dagaijiushizheiyang，laopo。laopo，nidangshihunmi，julibujibanjiehunzheng，dengnishentichedihuifule，womenjiuxianqubajiehunzhengjilingleba。”
yansongdemouzixishanzhelixingxingdiandiandeliangguang，kanshangquxinqinghenhao。
“nibuyaoyikouyigedijiaowolaopo，wotanglesannian，xianzaihenibushu。zhenghaimeiche，neizhenghao，dengyiduanshijianzaikaolvlingbulingzhengba。”
“老婆~”
kanzhe14nianqiangouyindaowodeyizhangshuailiansajiao，wochadianyouxiangdangnianyiyang，mankoudayingxiatasuoyoudeyaoqiu。
“woshuogaikou！jiehundeshiwoshuozenyangjiuzenyang，bumandehua，youbenshinadaojiawobozishanga！”
yansongxinghebandemotongchaneijianandanxiaqu。
nulibipozijibuyaohetadeyanjingduishishang，wojianghoutoujianximiwangshangfanyongdeqingsujinyaxindi。
zaineijianshiqinghaimeiyoudiaochaqingchuzhiqian，wobunengqingyijiuhezheige“mosheng”deyansongjiehun。
4
chuyuanhou，yijiushihuidaolewoxinglaishitangzhedeneigefangjian，danshimeiyouxiangxiguanmo，zaicihuilai，wocairenbuzhuchushengzantan。
“keyia！yansong，meixiangdaowotanglezheimexienian，niliandabieshudoumaishangle！”
yigefangjianjiezheyigefangjiandexixidaliang，yuekanwoyuetingbuxiabuzi，liangyanfangguang。
yansongdanxinwocaixingbujiu，zhangshijianzoudongshentishoubuzhu，tuilailewohunmiqijianjiwozhunbeidelunyi，jiaowozuoshangqu，tatuiwomanmancanguan。
woxinlijuedezijiyigesizhijianzaidejiankangrenzuozailunyishangbeirentuizhezouzheshiyouxiexiuchi，baishoujujueletadejianyi。
“fangxinba，yigebieshueryi，hainengbawojileipaxia？”
jiuzheiyang，womenyiqianyihoudizaizheidongmingmingzhiyouyigeqingxingderenzhuzhe，quechuchubuzhidegewaiwenxindefangziliaijianaijiandikan。
yansongshanglouhoujiumeiyouzaituizhekonglunyishanglaile，tingzhewoyimianjingtanyimianchengqidedahuxiaojiao，yuguangzhong，wopiejiantaqingqiandexiaomeijiubanzuiren。
......zhidao，wozhanzaierlouyuzhuwojingezheyijianshufangdefangjianmenkou。
“门怎么打不开？”
“zheijinianyizhisuozhe，doushixiezhuangxiushimeiyongshangdejiaju，gujijilebushaohui，zanmenquyimaojiankankanba，wojideniyizhixianwomenzhiqianzuwudeyijutaixiaolelaizhe。”
yansongyangzhuangyifupobujidaidishenqingqianzhewozhuwodecemenjinqu，lianshangyishanerguodejinzhangmeinengtaoguowoyutaxiangchuduonianyangchengdebuhuojineng。