youguoleyihui，tangjiadewurenjiudouzaiwangshangfalebuledongtai。
tangjili：【zibujiaofuzhiguo，doushiwoziyouduixiaonvtaijiaoguan，cairangtayoulezisibahu，qijiebaxiongwunifumudeexing，rujinwotangjiayigentaduanjueguanxi，xiwangtayihouhaoziweizhi。】
zhaoshuling：【qianqian，wulunruhenidoushimamashenshangdiaoxialaiderou，zhiyaonirengecuo，mamahaihuixiangyiqianyiyangainide。】
tangzeyuan：【yinweijiashizhanyonglegonggongziyuan，wohenbaoqian。youyuxiaomeibudongshi，jidudamei，bianfeiyaogenjialiduanjueguanxi，woyehenwanxi。shangaoluyuan，renshengmanzhang，yuanyihoutanengshoulianpixing，genqinsishaohaohaoguorizi。】
tangzehan：【wozaicilishi，cishengcishizhiyouyixueyigemeimei，zhuwodemeimeihemeifubainianhaohe！】
tangzeming：【tangxiaoqian，nidadiaolewodeya，jiudadiaolewomendexiongmeiqing，nizenmeduiwodoumeiguanxi，danniyihouzaiganqifuxueer，110lawozou120lanizou！】
广大网友又炸锅了。
kaixindexiangcai：【wuwuwu……wodexuebaodaodishouleduoshaokua，jingrannengbeizijideqinmeimeibaling，haoxinteng……】
shengqidelengmian：【xingkuibabamamahesangegegedouaixuebao，meiyouyinweineigexiaoemonianjixiaojiupianxiangta。】
shangxindeyutou：【xuebaoqiuqiunibuyaoneimeshanliangle，fanjiba！】
yumendeyoutiao：【gudashaoyidingyaobaohuhaoxuebao，zhichiqinsishaogenxiaoemolihun，tazheiyangderenbupeiyoujia，bupeiyouai！】
jusangdeqiezi：【haishuoshenmeqinsishaoshafaguoduan，lengxuewuqing，wokantajiushigefeiwu，liangehuangmaoyatoudouzhibule，toushangdoulvchengsenlinle。】
……
tangxiaoqianhuidaojia，xilegezaohuanleyishenkatongshuiyi，kankanchuangwaiyishibangwan。
yuxixililidixiazhe，kuhuangdeshuyecongzhitouxuanzhuanluoxia，meidexiangyifuhua。
tangxiaoqiancongxiaojiuxihuanqiudongliangji，youqipianaiyuxuetian，meidaozheishihouxinlijiuyichangdeningjing。
“咚咚咚……”
menbeiqiaoxiang，dakaiyikanjingranshiqinjingheng。
tangxiaoqianlimahuanshangxiaolian，haibaichuyigezirenweihenxinggandezishi。
“laogongnihewozhenshixinyoulingxi，zhidaowoxibaibaidengnile，zheijiuguolaile！”
“gun！”qinjinghenganzhetadeetou，jiangtatuidaoleyibian，ziguzoujinfangjian，zuodaoleyizishang，“tangxiaoqian，ninaozheiyichujiushiweilezhaomade？nidaodishiyouduoben？zijiemingzhaozhu，tangjiahetangyixueminglishuangshou。”
tangxiaoqianzoudaoshuzhuangjingqian，naqichuifengjikaishichuitoufa。
“bieji，xianrangtamenduomahui，zheiyangmingtianfanzhuandaliancainenggengteng。”
qinjinghengkanzheta，ruoyousuosi。
“zheimeshuo，niyoutangjiarendebabing？nigentamenduanjuexueqinguanxi，bushiweilebitangyixueheguyantingfenshou，shiweileduifutamen？”
“是。”
qinjinghengyanlishanguoyisiyayi，“tangxiaoqian，nishibushitiaoloudeshihoubeirenduoshele？zenmejiuturanxingwule？”
yiqian，tagentangjiarenguanxiyebuzenmehao，dantawulunzenmebeidayabeixiuru，yejiuzhihuibutengbuyangdefankangjiju，xinlihaizongshikewangzhetangjiarendeai。
kexianzaitabujinminglinenggentangjiarendongshou，beidilihainenggentangjiarenwanjimou，zhenshichuxile。
zuiqiguaideshitaduitadetaidu。
jiehundangtian，tajiugentafenfangle。
zheihunhoude185tianli，tachulegentanaolihun，jiumeizenmegentajiangguohua，zhengyandoumeiyouyige，gengbieshuoxiaolianle。
kecongtatiaolouweisuixinglaizhihou，bujinhantalaogongbaotadatuihaisajiaomaimeng，zheihuiyoubaishounongzidexiangshuita。
实在匪夷所思。
tangxiaoqianyidun，ranhoufangxiachuifengji，zoudaoqinjinghenggenqian。
shuangshouchengzaiyizishang，jiangtaquanzaiqizhong。
“wojiushineiyichaneikantoule，tangjiarenqiwoneijiuduanle，tangyixueqiwoneijiufeile，guyantingfuwoneijiudaole。”shuozhe，tamanmankaojinqinjinghengdelian，“xixi……nizheimehaokanhaiyaopeiwozouyibeizi，neidangranshiaile。”
qinjinghengtaishoujiangtatuikai，“zhengjingdian，nitoufashangdeshuidiwoshenshangle。”
takebuxiangxintangxiaoqianshuoshenmeaitadeguihua，dingduoshiduiguyantingsixinle，xiangzhuanguotoulailiaoliaotajiemen。
tashishenmehenbianyiderenma？
tazhaoshou，tajiudeguoqu？
“qi……yidiandoubudonglangman。”tangxiaoqianzuodaoshuzhuangtaiqian，bachuifengjidijita，“houmiandetoufawogoubudao，mafanqinzongcaibangwochuiyixia。”