chuguizhiyou0cihewushucizheijuhua，shiyongyunanrenyeshiyongyunvren，tajiuxiangxiduyiyanghuishangyin，youyicijiuhuixiangzhexiayici，genbenkongzhibuzhu。
shenye，xuzhituozhepibeideshentihuidaojiazhongshihou，yiwaidekandaoshafashangzuozhedenanren。
zheigetaxiangchulewunianqueshizhongkanbutoudelaogong，zaijibuqingduoshaociyebuguisuhou，zhengyongshenshidemoyangdingzheta。
“zheimewanniqunaerle。”
xuzhilengzheshengyinhuileju：“pengyoushengrijuhui。”
shuowantabudenghemingshenkaikou，jiuzhuanshenjinleyushi。
jingzilituodiaoyifuhoudexuzhishenxilekouqi，shenshangbanbodehenjihejianbangchudeyayinzhengshilejinwanfashengdeyiqiehuangtangshidoushizhende，tazhendeyishinaore，weilebaofuhemingshenerchuguile。
xuzhixinshenhuanghudexiwanzao，faxianhemingshenyijinghuilewoshi，zheishihoushoujishangturanshoudaoyitiaoxinxi。
“你去哪里了？”
tongyangdoushizheigewenti，xianranshoujilidezheigenanrengengrangxuzhiyounaixin，tahuifuleju：“huijiale。”
“？”
“wojiehunledidi，jinwandeshiqingjiudangwomenjiuhoushitaile，meibiyaofangzaixinshang。”
duifangzaishuoshenmexuzhimeiyouxikan，guanshangshoujihuiqushuijue。
keshidangtatangzaichuangshang，bishangyanjingnaoziliquerenbuzhuxiangqijinwanyudaodeneigenanren，kanzhenianlingbudafangfogangshangdaxuedemoyang，xiaoqilaijirenyizhongyoupiyounaideganjue，chunliangdeyaoming，keshichuangshangyouyourenyouyuyifuqingchanglaoshoudezuopai。
xuzhizhengxiangzhezijizheishishuileyitiaoxiaolanggoudeshihou，hemingshenhudifanshenlouzhuleta。
xuzhishenquyouxiejiangyingdekangju，tingzhemaizaitaerbiandehemingshenwendao：“jintianshininagepengyouguoshengri？wozenmebuzhidao。”
“xinrenshidepengyou，shuoleniyeburenshi。”
“nihaiyouwoburenshidepengyou？”
zheijuhuaredexuzhixintouyihuo，tamenjiehunzheimeduonianhemingshenbatadediximodeqingqingchuchu，renshisheijiechusheiyiqiedouzaitadelejiezhizhong，xiangfantaduihemingshenderenmaiquanjianzhiyiwusuozhi。
“wojiubunengyouniburenshidepengyoulema？”
xuzhinaohuodeyuqiranghemingshenzhuanyilehuati，“haolewobushizheigeyisi，laopo，bietaibaozaorongyizhangzhouwen。”
jianxuzhiwushitadedaqu，hemingshenbianqishenyaguoquwenlewentazuijiao，xuzhixianedebiekaitou，xiangdaotazheizhangzuihaiwenguoqitanvren，jiuyizhenbushi。
“woshentibushufu。”xuzhizhaozhejiekoutuikaihemingshen。
“zenmele？”hemingshenjiangxinjiangyidebashouwangtatuigenmoqu。
“duziyouxieteng，woyaoshuijuele。”
hemingshenbuzaidongzuotanglehuiqu，guolebudaobangexiaoshi，tachuangtoudeshoujihuranliangle。
“laopo，nishuilema？”
xuzhibizheyanjingmeiyouzuosheng。
hemingshenyoujiaoleliangshengta，jianyizhimeiyouhuiyingjiudakaimenlikaile。
mingliangdechedenghuapoqiheidezhangye，xuzhiguangzhejiaozoudaochuangbian，kandaohemingshenbenzheyiliangyanshudebaoshijiezouguoqu，jinjiezhechelizouchulaiyigechuanzhebailianyiqundenvren，errenjiuzheiyangdangjiewangwodeyongwen。
xuzhizuanzhechuangliandeshougujiefanbai，shidinglinneigehulijing。
“狗改不了吃屎！”