第4章

diertian,qiaoqingyuxinglaishiyouyishunjiandehuanghu。

tadongledongshenti,jiaohuaichuanlaiyinyuededuntong,shenhoumougebuweigengshiqingxiditixingzhetazuowanfashengdeyiqie。

...neige**!tazaixinlimaleyiju,xiaoxinyiyidifanlegeshen,moguochuangtoudeshouji。

yijingzaoshangjiudianle,pingmushangtangzhehaojitiaoxiaoxi。

suxi:“yuyu!nizenmeyang?jiaomeishiba?tingshuolushaobanibaozoule?【huaixiao】”

qiaomu:“baobeinver,xinglema?jiaohaitengbuteng?yanzhoubanizhaogudehenhaoba?mamajiubuguoqudaraonimenerrenshijiela!”

peiyizhu:“nvshenzaoan!xuyaoxiaodijininhezhougesongzaocanma?【goutui】”

......

qiaoqingyuwuyudihuadiaozheixiexiaoxi。

tazhengzhazhexiangqichuang,gangzuoqilai,woshimenjiubeiqingqingtuikaile。

luyanzhouduanzhegetuopanzoulejinlai,chuanzhehuisedejujiafu,kanqilairenmogouyang。

“xingle?”tazoudaochuangbian,batuopanfangzaichuangtoujushang。shangmianshiyiwansanfazheyourenxiangqidehaixianzhou,jidiexiaocai,haiyouyibeiwenniunai。

“jiaohaitengdelihaima?ganjuezenmeyang?”

tayuqizirandexiangshizaizijijia,shenshoutanletantadeetou。

qiaoqingyulengleyixia:“nizenmezaiwozhei?”tamingmingjidezuowantabatasonghuilaizhihouhuilegebizijidegongyu。

luyanzhoutiaomei,fangfotawenlegeyuchundewenti:“nijuedezuowanneiyangzi,wonengfangxinrangniyigerendaizhe?”

tashuodelizhiqizhuang,yibianshuoyibianhenzirandizaichuangbianzuoxia,shenshoujiuyaoxianbeizi:“jiwokankan。”

qiaoqingyuganjinanzhubeizi,lianyoudianre:“yongbuzhe!yijinghaole!”

luyanzhouchixiaoyisheng,yemeijianchi,zhuantoubazhouwandijita:“xingle,xianchifan。chiwanjinishangyao。”

qiaoqingyuqueshiele,jieguowanxiaokouxiaokoudichiqilai。zhouaoderuannuoxianxiang,wenduyeqiadaohaochu。

tabudebuchengren,luyanzhoudechuyiqueshimeidetiao,bitazijizuodeneidianmianqiangnengrukoudedongxiqianglebabaibei。

“nishenmeshihouguolaide?”tayibianchiyibianwen。

“zaoshangwudianduoba。”luyanzhounaqishoujichuliyoujian,touyebutai,“pachuangjinlaide。”

乔清羽:“……”

又爬窗!神经病啊!

tagongyudemimasuoduiluyanzhouxingtongxushe,dantahaoxianggewaixiangshouzheizhongfeifaruqindeganjue,youqixihuanpatawoshideyangtai。

“ninengbunengzouyicizhengmen?”

“zhengmenduomeiyisi。”luyanzhoulanyangyangdihuileyiju,shixiancongshoujipingmuyidaotalianshang,zuijiaogouqineimoshuxidehuaixiao,“zenme,baobeishidanxinlaogongshuaizhe?fangxin,weileni,woyedehaohaohuozhe。”

qiaoqingyubeizhouqiangleyixia,henhendengletayiyan:“sheidanxinni!shuaixiaquzuihao,weiminchuhai!”

“zuiying。”luyanzhoushenshounielenietadelian,beitaxianqidipaikai。

chiwanzaocan,luyanzhoushoushilewankuai,younazheyaoyouhuilaizhunbeijitashangyao。

qiaoqingyuyancijujue:“jiaowokeyizijilai,houmiande....houmiandeyebuyongni!nichuqu!”

luyanzhoubaozheshoubeikanta:“nizijigoudezhe?huozhewodadianhuajiao.....”

“sheidoubuzhunjiao!”qiaoqingyulikedaduanta,lianzhangdetonghong。

“neinijiuguaiguaipahao。”luyanzhouyuqiburongzhiyi,“baobei,nishenshangnaerwomeikanguo?xianzaihaixiushibushiwanledian?”

乔清羽:“!!!”

流氓!

zuizhongpoyumourende**,qiaoqingyuhaishiqurudipalehuiqu,shuliandibalianmaijinzhentouli,jiazhuangzijishiyizhihunmidetuoniao。

luyanzhoukanzhetatonghongdeergen,yanlixiaoyigengshen,shouxiadongzuoyijiuqingrou。

shangwanyao,qiaoqingyuganjuezijiyoujinglileyicigongkaichuxing。tamenmendipazaichuangshangzhuangsi。

luyanzhoudeshoujixiangle,shizhangtezhu。

“luzong,shangwushidianbanhexingyaokejidehuiyixuyaoweinintuichima?”zhangtezhudeshengyintouguohuatongchuanlai,xiaoxinyiyi。

luyanzhoukanleyiyanchuangshangzhuangsidemouren:“buyong,wobanxiaoshihoudaogongsi。”

“是。”

gualedianhua,luyanzhoupailepaiqiaoqingyu:“wojintianyougezhongyaohuiyi,dequgongsi。nilaoshidaizaijialixiuxi,buzhunqugongzuoshi,tingdaomei?”

qiaoqingyumensheng:“e。”

“wufanworangrenzuohaolesongguolai。”

“哦。”

“bingxiangliyouqiehaodeshuiguo,elejiuchi。”

“哦。”

“yaozaichuangtoujushang,jideca。”

“哦。”

“wowanshangguolaijiancha,yaoshirangwofaxiannimeitinghua.....”luyanzhoufushen,zaitaerbianyadishengyin,daizheweixiedeyiwei。

qiaoqingyushentiyijiang:“zhidaole!fanbufan!nikuaizouba!”

luyanzhoudixiaoyisheng,youqinlexiatadelianjia:“zheibushidanxinlaopoma。”

“youshenmekedanxinde,nidangwohaishigaozhongneihui......”tameiduoxiangjiutuokouerchu,youjiaranerzhi。

“......”

luyanzhoudexiaoyishunjiantundeganjing,yandidewenduyirouyankejiandesudulengque。

neijianshishikaibudewanxiaode,qiaoqingyuyoudianhuang,shituzhuanyihuati:“e...neige,gangcaizhouhaitinghaohede,youshengdemei?xiaciduozuodianhaobuhao?”

luyanzhouquexiangmeitingjianside,muguangluozaixukongchu。

不会生气了吧...

qiaoqingyuyanleyankoushui,jinzhangdao:“luyanzhou?”

tahuanguoshenlai,qingqingnielenietadeshoubei,shengyinpingdan:“ng,meiyoushengde,xiaciduozuo。”

qiaoqingyuhaixiangshuoxieshenme,luyanzhouyijingqishenhuifulewangchangdexiaorong,rouleroutadetou:“neiwoxianzoule,youshidawodianhua,faxinxiyexing。”

“....zhidaole。”

tingdaogongyudamenguanshangdeshengyin,qiaoqingyucaichedisonglekouqi。

guoran,yitidaoneijianshitaqingxujiubuduijing...

算了算了,不想了。

qiaoqingyuyaoyaotou,moguoshouji。

suxifaletiaopengyouquanshuozijiguoliangtianjiuhuilai,youzaixiamian@leta:“wogexiazhoumoyehuiguole,zanmenyuegefanjujubei?”

suxidegegesuche,shigexinggeshuanglangdesheyingshi,changnianmanshijiepao,heqiaoqingyuguanxiyebucuo。

qiaoqingyuxianglexiang,huileju:“haoa,shijiandidiandinglefawo。”

lingyibian,lushijituanzongcaibangongshi。

luyanzhouzhengzaitingxiangmuhuibao,shoujipingmuliangleyixia,shitebieguanzhudehaoyoudongtaitixing。

tadiankaiyikan,shiqiaoqingyuhuifulesuxideneitiaopinglun。

luyanzhoulianshangdexiaorongdanleyidian,shouzhiqiaoleqiaozhuomian。

huibaodezhuguanxinliyigedeng:woshuocuoshenmele?luzongzenmeturanbugaoxingle?

luyanzhoutaitaishou,shiyihuibaojixu,yanshenweiweichenlexiaqu。

suche?neigexiaoshihoulaoweizheqiaoqingyuzhuandegenpichong?