第1章讽刺
“lidong，nizaikuanxianwoliangtian，woyidingbaqianhaishang！”
jinyuecanting，qinyuandiantouhayao，xinlikubukanyan。
zuozaitaqianmiandesangeqingnian，lingtouneigeshitagaozhongtongxuejianbaihuadaikuangongsidecuishoujingli。
sangeyueqian，muqinchulechehuojixuyibiqiandongshoushu，qinyuanqiuzhuleyibianqinpenghaoyou，yecaijielailesiqiankuaiqian，zuihoumeibanfadeshihou，lidongzhaodaotashuoshinengbangtadaiyibikuanjiyong，qiankeyibangzhezijihai。
qinyuandangshimeixiangtaiduo，tongxueyichang，haiduilidongganendaide。
kehoulaicaifaxianzijibeikengcanle，daikuanyiwanwufensangeyue，meigeyuelianbendailiyaohaiqiqian，lidongzheigebiyegenbenmeiyoubangzijihaiqian！
neidaikuanshitongguowangshangbanlide，talianhetongdoumeikandao，dangshiyeshiguimixinqiaoxinlelidongdeguihua，dengfanyingguolaideshihou，yijingwanle！
qianlianggeyuetahaidongpinxicouhaishangle，zheigeyueshizaihaibushang，mianduilidonglaicuizhai，taxinlianma，lianshangquebuganbiaolufenhao。
“李东？”
青年满脸冷笑。
“dongge！qiaowozheizui，dongge，kanzaizanlianggaozhong......”
zhishihuahaimeishuowan，jiubeilidongcubaodedaduan：“shaotamagenwotaojinhu！jintianshizuihouqixian，niyaoshihaibushang，yuqiyitianduohaiwubai！”
“nizheibushikengrenma！”
qinyuanyenule，yingzhebozidashengdao。
“kengren？daikuanshenfenshinizijitiande，wokemeibini。”lidonglengxiaoyisheng，suijihuafengyizhuan，lianshangdaizheyinxiandexiaorongshuodao：“niyaozhenhaibushang，woyebushibunengbangni，buguo，yaokanninashenmehaochujiwole。”
qinyuanyunuweixiaodao：“wojiushi**caixinni，nixianzaiyekandaowoqingkuangle，bawobishangjuelu，haizhiwangwojinihaochu？”
“jintianwanshangbadian，wozaidongchengbinguan，nibaxiaotingpianguolai，zheigeyuedeqian，wokeyibangnihuanyihuan。”
lidongmeihuiyingta，lengxiaozheshuochudezheifanhua，xiangshiyidaojinglei，mengdezhaxiangzaiqinyuanerbian，rangtadengdaleyanjing。
“这不可能！”
qinyuandangjijujue，nuhuozhongshao，xiaotingshitanvpengyou，conggaozhongtandaoxianzaiyijingwunianle，liangrengaozhongbiyehoudoumeishangdaxue，tazhidaolidongdangshiyexihuanxiaoting，suoyilidongdadeshenmezhuyi，tayiqingerchu！
“suini，zhishiqianhaibushang，daoshihoubeiqiangzhicuoshi，niyebielaizhaowo。”
lidongyilianwusuoweidesonglesongjian，fangxialeqiaozhedeerlangtui，qishendaizhezijilianggexiaodilikailecanting。
qinyuanlengzaiyuandi，shuangquanjinwo，zhijuedeyizhenzhenxiongmen，xiangshiyazheyizuodashan。
zheishihou，yourenhanta：“qinyuan！zhuguanhanni！”
“啊？”
qinyuanhuishen，youzhongbuxiangdeyugan。
zhuguanbangongshi，gangqiaomenjinqu，limianzuozhedenanrenjiutaiqitoumianwubiaoqingdeshuodao：“zheigeyuedegongziyijingdadaolenikali，mingtiannibuyonglaishangbanle。”
“zhuguan，wo......”
qinyuandangchangshayan，henshibujie。
“womencanting，buxuyaoyigerenpinbuxingderen，nishenmeyebuyongshuo，gangcainimendetanhuaneirong，wodouzhidaole。”
nanrenzhijiedaduanta，ranhoujixuditoukandiannao。
qinyuanzhanglezhangzui，zhijuedehoulongbeikazhule，shenmeyeshuobuchulai。
tazhidao，zijishuoshenmedoumeiyongle，meilegongzuo，qianxiagaolidai，muqinyouzhongbing，neigejifugenbenbuwenbuwen，zijizheisuanshizoudaolejuelume？
是的，继父。
qinyuanwusuideshihou，fuqinjiuyinweichehuolishile，shisuideshihougenzhemuqingaijiadaolexianzaidejiating，jifuxujiuhaodu，dongzheduitamenmuziquanjiaoxiangjia，youshihounaqishenmedongxijiuzhijieza。
keduitazijideerziquehaodebuxing，jingchangnazhemuqindexuehanqianquhuihuo，youyicitazangleyibaolingshi，beineigegegefaxianhougaosulejifu，neiyici，tabeidadaohunmi，tangleyitianyiyecaixinglai！
gaozhongtadexuexichengjibenlaihenhao，danjifuyimeiqianweiyou，rangzijichuoxue，erneigegegequezhengtianzaixuexiaohejiubengdipaoniu，zheisuoyoudejingli，rangqinyuancongxiaojiuxuehuiduliziqiang，zhishi，xianzaideta，beishenghuobidaolejuejing！
tuozhechenzhongdeshentizouchucanting，qinyuanturanfaxian，zheizuochengshidefanhuazhixia，jingranrangtajuedeyouxiewuchurongshen！
xiawusandian，zhongxinyiyuanbingfangli，qinyuanqiangyanhuanxiaodekanwangguomuqin，zuizhonghaishiyaoyajuedingquzhaojifu。
suiranhenbuxiangquzhaoneigenanren，danmuqinbunengjiuzheimetangzhe，zainongbudaoqian，mingtianlianyiyuandouyaoganrenle！
huidaoneigeliangcengyangfang，qinyuantaruzheilidecishuquzhikeshu，tayijingzuohaoleyingduisuoyouqurudexinlizhunbei。
fangjianyaochitayou，zheigedianneigenanrenyibandouhuigenyiqunhupenggouyouhewanjiuhuilai，zhishi，dangqinyuanjindaoketingshi，quetingdaoleyizhenguguaideshengyin。
tabushichuge，zheishengyinyitingjiuzhidaoshizaiganshenme，tazhidangshineigegegeyoudailenvshenghuilaihugao，meizenmefangzaixinshang。
raner，zheishihouqueyoulianggerencongerloufangjianlichulai，zhanzailoutikou，mianxiangyilouketing。
qinyuantaitou，suijiruzaoleiji！
yiduinianqingnannvyiqianyihoudeduizheta，neigenianqingnvzi，zaikandaoqinyuanhouerantangmu，lengzaiyuandi。
shenhoudeqingnianyihuotaitouwendao：“baobei，zenmele？”
suihoushunzhemuguangkanxiangyilou，yelengzhule。
“为什么？！”
qinyuanshuangmushunjiantonghong，ruguoyourenwenzheishishangzuirangrentongkudeshiqingshishenme，qinyuanyidinghuigaosuta，moguoyucikekandaodehuamian！
nvshengbushibieren，heranzhengshitanvpengyouxiaoting！
neigeqingnian，shitajifudeerzi，zhouchengcai。
mingzihenhao，danrenpinhenzha！
qinyuanzhenggedanaowanquanchongxue，tabiaoqingzhengning，zhongwulidongtichuguofenyaoqiu，rangtabaxiaotingpianguoqubinguan，tamaozhedezuilidonghaibushangqiandefengxianyeyiranjuerandejujuele。
keshixianzai，neigerangtajianshoudixianxiangyaoshouhuyibeizidenvpengyou，quebuzhecunlvdezhanzaitamianqian，genzijidegegehunzaiyiqi！
讽刺么？
qinyuanhenbudechongshangqushalezheiduigounannv，keshi，jinshengdelizhirangtarenzhule。
“nizheifeiwuzenmehuilaile？jirannidoukandaole，yeshengdewoquzhaonishuo，xiaotingxianzaishiwonvpengyou，niyihouzuihaobiechanzheta，buranwogaosuba，daduannidetui！”
zhouchengcailengleyixiahou，henkuaijiufanyingguolai，genbenmeizenmefangzaixinshang，fanershiyiliangaoaolengmodejinggaodao。
xiaotingyehuiguoshenlai，yanshenyouxiefuza，buguohaishihenpingjingdeshuodao：“meiyouweishenme，wozaisangeyueqianjiugennigezaiyiqile，pashanghainicaimeigaosuni，womenbuheshi，niyegenbenjibulewoshenme。”
“jibulenishenme？nizhidaotajinidedongxi，doushiyongwomahewodexuehanqianhuanlaideme？niyiweitayoushenme？zhengtianguihunhuatianjiudi，nishixialeyanma？！”
qinyuannuhou，taxiangbutong，weishenmezheishishangdedaomeishiqingyaorangzijiquanbuzhuangshang，weishenmeyigemingminghaowuyoudianmanshenquedianderen，quenenggouqiangzouzijidezhiai，nandaozijishengxialaijiushiyigexiaohuame？
“qinyuan！nizuihaojiwoshuohuazhuyidian！wobayangnigennineige**deniangzheimeduonian，nibuganenjiusuanle，hailangxingoufeimawo？yaobushiwoba，dangchunigennimazaojiuesile！ganjinjiwogun！kanzheaiyan！”
zhouchengcaiyeshiborandanu，zhangkoudama。
mawanhou，zhouchengcailouzhexiaotinghuilefangjian，genbenmeiyoubihuiqinyuan，neiguguaideshengyinyoujixuxiangqi，shengpatatingbudaoyiyang。
qinyuanhunshendouzaifadou，tayouyiwancixiangyaochongshangqu，kezuizhong，tazhinengtuirandesongkaileshouzhang。
jiusuanchongshangquyounengzenmeyangni？
暴打他们一顿？
还是杀了他们？
杀人犯法。
baodatamen，tashibupashenme，keshimuqinhaitangzaiyiyuandengzheshoushu，rangjifuzhidao，zaoyangdezhihuishitamuqin！
zheimeduonianle，tazaojiukantoulezheiyiqie，pinlemingdezhuanqian，xiangzhenayitianlikaizheigeemengbandedifang，jieguohaibudengtashixianmubiao，xianshijiuxianrangtajintuiliangnanbiantilinshang！
tazhuanshenzoule，bushitanengren，ershitameiyourenhebanfa。
fangjianliyinyuechuanlaizhouchengcaidebiyi：“zhenshiyougoufeiwude！”
jiazazhexiaotingdeshengyin，xiangshiyibabadaozi，zhajinleqinyuandexinzang！
dianhua**xiangleliuqibian，caijiangqinyuancongshihunluopozhonglalehuilai。
“羊子，什么事？”
qinyuandesangzi，fangfohaoduotianmeiyouheguoshuiyiyangshaya。
dianhuaneibianchuanlaijingyadeshengyin：“zenmehuishi？nishengyinzenmebianchengzheiyangle？”
“我没事，你说。”
qinyuanjianduandeshuodao，tapazijiduoshuojijuhuajiuhuiluxian，zheigeshihoudeta，qishiyijingwannianjuhuile。
“yougeshixianggennishuoyixia，nibushijiyongqianma？wotingrenshuochengnanbaihuoneiliyourengaolegeshenmejuzhongbisai，jiangjinyouwushiwanjukuanni！nicongxiaoliqijiubiyibanrenda，woxiangzheniyaobuyaoqushiyixia，shuobudingnengyoujihui，zheiyangayideyiyaofeijiubuyongchoule！”
dianhuaneibian，qingniandeshengyinjicu。
qinyuanyeshizhengleyixia，yanjingliyouleyisiliangguang，xiayishiwendao：“shenmejuzhongbisai？jiangjinzheimegao。”
“shuoqilaiyouxieguaiguaide，neijuzhongbushijudegangling，ershiyibashijian，niyaoqume？qudehuawoxianzaiqujieni！”
“去！”
qinyuanguoduandaying，guantajudeshishenme，zheigejiangjinshue，zuyirangtafenbugushen，shenghuoyijingzheimecanle，haipashenmeshibai？