“haojiu……meizui……”qumanmanhoulongganya，dishengninanzhe。
cishicikezhiganjuezijikuaiyaorebaozhale，bujiushihelejiguanpijiuma，zajiuhunshenfareleni。
heduolejiguanjiu，buzhizijishenzaihechu。
haimeidengtafanyingguolaizijideshentishizahuishi，erbianchuanlailecucaomoshengnanrendeshengyin。
“喝多了？醒了？”
“唔？谁？”
“woshininanrenya！manman，guolejinwannijiuchenglewoliudapaodexifule。”
“shenmeyisi？”qumanmanmimihuhudishuozhezuihua。
rouleroukuzhongchenghetaodeyanjing，jiannandixiankaiyanpishunzheshuohuadeshengyinwangleguoqu，bukanhaihao，yikanheyitiao。
yigezhanglemanlianmazi、lalilatadezhongniannanren，shenshangchuanzhepopolanlandeyifu，zhengyongzheweisuodexiaoyanshensemimidikanzheta，zuijiaodehalazidouliuleyidi。
难道是自己喝多了。
huiqudelushangyudaoliulanghanle。
bujiushiqixijieridedangtianwanshang，huidaosushezhuangjiannanpengyouhewandehenhaodeguimigunlechuangdan。
taqideshousiyiduigounannv，paochuqujiubamaizui，renshengdiyiciquyicijiuba，helejiguanpijiujiuchulaile。
zaneimedaomeiyudaoneimeexindeliulanghana。
liudapaoweimizhexiaoyanjingtongshiyezaidaliangzhetangzaicaoduohedezuilanzuidequmanman，neishenbanyuandudubaibaipangpangde，xiangjilebaimianmantou。
嘻嘻嘻！胖得好呀！
tajiuxihuanbaipangbaipangdexifu。
haishijingjingbiaomeizhidaotadexihao，jitajieshaozijidetangmeizuotadexifu，pangpangdexifutingshuowangfuni。
“xifu，jinwankeshiwomendedongfanghuazhuye，nifangxinwohuiduinifuzede，zanlianggeyesuanshiqinqini。
dengnijiajiwoneikeshiqinshangjiaqine，zaishuojingjingbiaomeidoushoulewoshikuaiqiandemeirenqianleni。
tayaonikanshangzhiqingdianneigexiaobailian，meibanfasheijiaonihetadoukanshangletongyigenanrenni。
“laiba！xifuwomenqingexiaozui！”shuozheliudapaoyibiantuoyifuyibianchaozhequmanmanpuguoqu。
qumanmanshunjianzuiyiqingxingleyidaban，takeshichulemingyouyuanzexingdenvxing，buhuisuibianhenanpengyouqukaifangderen。
bujieshouhunqianyouxingxingwei，tashuyuneizhongchuantongnvxing。
taoyansuibiangennanrenshangchuangdenvren，nanrenzheizhongshengwushizuibuzhidequxiangxinde，yeshizuijingbuqikaoyande。
jiejueyanqiandechouliumangxian。
jiuzailiudapaopuguolaideshunjian，qumanmanfeikuaidiyigeshentuimiaozhuntadekudang，henhendichuaileguoqu。
“o”liudapaoliansedabian，xiayishishenshouwuzhulebeichuaidexiashen，temeyigujutongcongxiashenxijuanerlai。
“nizheigehuniangmen，nanrenzheilinengsuibiantidema？nishibushixiangshouhuoguale？”
刘大炮骂骂咧咧。
zaozhidaojiubutingjingjingdehuale，tadetangmeiyidiandoubushiwenrouguaiqiaotinghuadeguniang，kanzhexionghandehen。
taniangde，xiaoniangmendoubatademinggenzitihuaile。。
qumanmanyaoyaohuanghuangdizhanqilai，chentabingyaotaming，yushihuiwuzhequantouduizhejidazhuangdeduziyidunchui。
basuoyoujiyadelajixinqing，quanbudoufaxiezaiyanqianmoshengnanrendeshenshang，zhidadenanrenzaizheigeshenyeguikulanghao。
“gaosuni，yihoujiandaoworaodaozou，fouzewojianniyicidaniyici，haiyou，wodehunyinwozuozhu，rensheidouwufatiwozuorenhedejueding，baokuowofumu。”
“biedale，gunainai，wocuole。”liudapaobaozhenaodaizhandouzheshenzi，quansuochengyituan，butingdiqiurao。
yanqiandegunainaifaqijiufengbineixiedalaoyemenheduofajiufenghaiyaokepajile，yidianyebuwenshun。
nvzihezuile，henduodoushiguaiguaidirenrenzaigedeni。
naxiangyanqiandegunainaineimehu，neimefengdian。
把他当沙包来捶打。
meiyixiadouyaobatawangsilidani。
qumanmandaleideqichuanyuyu，kantabudongdanle，huanshisizhoumoshengdehuanjing。
也不知道这里是哪？
kanbeitadadeyanyanyixidechouliumang，bushuangdi，youchuailetakudangneiyijiao。。
liudapaotongdeziyalizui，“bie……da……le。”
“jizhuwodehua。”qumanmanjinggaodao，shuaileshuaishou，weiweiwanyaojianqidishangyipinghaimeihewandehaojiu，yangtouguanleliangkou，ladegouqiang，yaoyaohuanghuangdiliqu。
liudapaotengdeliangyanyifanyunleguoqu。
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yuesemiren，qumanmanlinzheyipingbaijiu，zuixunxunluguoniupengdeshihou，yigezhangderouruokeqijunqiaodenanrenshangqianguanxindiwendao，“nvtongzhi，nihaihaoma？”
qumanmanjiannandiyanleyankoushui，“xiaoshuaige，niliwoyuandian，fouzehouguozifu。”
“niheduole？niyigexiaoguniangzaheneimeduodejiu，haidabanyezaiwaimianliuda，niyebupayudaoliumang？”
nanrendiediebuxiuduitaxunhua。
“daodisheishiliumanghaibuzhini，heihei！”qumanmanxiemeiyixiaokangqinanrenzuanjinlebaogudi。
“buke，nvtongzhiduinantongzhishualiumangyeshifanzuide，nibiechongdongxingbuxing？
wo……ai……wuwu……”
silayisheng，tadeshangyibeisichengleliangban。
songzhangyesidexindouyoule，dabanyeshuibuzhechulaizouzousansanxin，zajiubeitayudaoleyigenvjiuguini。
haibeiqinlezuiba，shangyitemebeisile。
liangdiyanleicongyanjiaoluoxia。
“wohuiduinifuzede，bieshuohua！”qumanmanxuezhenanrenjinvrenhuadabingshuohuadeyuqi。
“ni……”songzhangyehuxiyijin，zhengzhalejixia，yazaitashenshangdenvziliqihenda，zenmezhengzhadouzhengbutuo。
erqietizhonghenzhong，yuemoyouyibaiwuliushijinba！
“xu！biechusheng！wohuiduiniwenrouyidian。”qumanmancoudaotadeerbianxishengxiyu，bingchuizhejiuqi。
“nidaodiheleduoshaoya？kuaizhushou！”
“你猜猜？”
“jiushihaodongxi，nengzhuangsongrendan。”
“ni……shuoyaoduiwofuzede，kebieshiyan。”
“hao！woxinniyici。”songzhangyezhongyuhaishixuanzeletuoxie。
tafangqilezuihoudeyisidikang，huanhuandibishangleshuangyan，fangfoyijingjiangzijidemingyunwanquanjiaotuojileshenshangdenvzi。
qumanmanjianzhuang，zuijiaoweiweishangyang，luchuleyimodechengdexiaorong。
tadedongzuoyufadisiwujidanqilai，yishuangpangshouzaisongzhangyedeshenshangsiyiyouzou，suodaozhichu，douyinqiyizhenqingweidezhanli。
zheipianmaomidebaogudi，cikechengletamenfangzongdewenchuang。
weifengfuguo，baoguyeshashazuoxiang，fangfoyezaiweizheiyichangyinidechangjingbanzou。
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