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bushijingxidejing，shijinghedejing！
shangbeizitangnianhuannengdabaibashibagejichengren，yinianyazhishinadaoguyishijiajichengrendeshenfen，chuleyishenguoyingdebenlingwai，heneizhangruxiansiyao，jingzhiyaoniedeliantuobukaiguanxi。
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造孽！
chuanjinpolanshu，chenglepaohuinvpeijiusuanle！meimaozhijingranbianchenglefushu，tianzhidao，tayibeizicongmeizheimechouguo！
tangnianhuanqidebiezui，jingziliderengenzhezuijiaoxiawan。
更丑了。
tangnianhuanburenzhishi，padeyishengpaidiaojingzi，bunengzaikan，zaikantapaxiangbukaiyitouzhuangsi！
“ding！fudaixitongshangxian！”
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“meirikekaiqicishuwei1ci，jiancedaozanweishiyong，shifouxianzaishiyong？”
zhu：qingzailingchenqianshiyong，guoshishixiao。
lengbingbingdejixieyinzainaohaizhongxiangqi，tangnianhuanhuxijicu，nandaozheijiushichuanshuozhongchuanshuzhebibeidejinshouzhi？！
budengduoxiang，tangnianhuanlikehuida：“kaiqi。”
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jinsebianzhishengcongfudaizhakouchutuoluo，suizhejinguangyishanershi，jixieyinzaicixiangqi。
“gongxihuode‘xiniruzhi’，jiangpinzidongpeidai，yujiyigeyuehoudadaozuijiaxiaoguo。”
huayingangluo，tangnianhuanlimazhuaqizhuoshangdejingzikanqu。
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youmingxianbianhua，danyoubuzhiyutaiheren。
huoxushiyou‘xiniruzhi’jiachi，etoushangdeshangkouyijingjiejiameiyouzailiuxue，zhiyuneixiedoudou，gujiguoliangtianjiunengxiaodiao。
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yumendexinqingyisaoerkong，liankanzhezheizhangliandoushunyanduole。
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jiushitaiheiledian，maokongcuda，youheitou，lianjialiangcehaiyoubaoshaizaochengdehesebandian。
wentibuda，jiusuanyihouchoubudaoxiangguandaoju，tayenengzizhiyaogao，buxinhuifubudaochuanshuqianbaidaofaguangdezhuangtai。
“buguozheifudaimeitianzhinengkaiqiyici，yetaishaoleba，qimalaigeshicibacide。”
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haoba，yangmaoshihaobudaole。
zhengxiangzhe，yizhenchangmingshengxiangqi，tangnianhuanmolemoganbiededuzi，“buguanle，xiantianbaoduzizaishuo。”
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“zheishenziyetairuole，bixuyaohaohaoyang。”
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tangnianhuanhengleyisheng，chidekezhenhao。
hemeihuatiantianzaiyuanshenmianqiankuqiong，gaodeyuanshenyidunfanhenbudefenliangdunchi，hunxinggengshiyidianyebuganpeng。
tangnianhuanzhijiebajidanhelaroutaochulai，youwaleyishaohongtang，jizijiduilewanhongtangshuihe。
guluyikouqihewan，chenzhongdeshenzicaishufuxie。
yebuzhidaoyuanzhuzenmerende，zheimeruodeshentiyenengcongzaogandaowan，bujinbaolanquanjiajiawuhuo，baitianxiadinadehaishimangongfen。
nanguaishuzhongyuanshengenlaomazisidesihoujiangjialaoxiao，yuanlaiyiqieyoujikexun。
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dangchutaweiletaolaoyezihuanxin，feilebushaogongfuzaichuyishang，budebushuo，tazaizheifangmianshiyouxietianfude，yixiangzuidiaodelaoyezibeichifu，niezhebizishouletazuoguanmendizi。
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shishiwuchang，dachangbaoxiaochang。
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wanquanshizheifushentidebenneng，taijiumeichiguoroule。
dengchaodechabuduole，daorubanwanshui，zuihouzaiyanguobiantieshangjigebingzi，gaishangguogai。
完美！
zuowanjiangdouchaolarou，shengxiadesankejidantangnianhuanyemeifangguo，zhengzhengqiqixiaguo，zuolemanmanyipanhuangcancandechaojidan。
tangnianhuanyikouluobing，yikourou，yikouluobing，yikoujidan，chidepenxiang。
“haoxianga，jinwanzuoroule？”
tangweijuntuimenerru，xingfendibuduansongzhebizi。
haoxiang，bipingshizuodefanyaoxiangyibaibei。
maitouganfandetangnianhuanyuguangsaoleyan，ganfandedongzuojiakuai。
jiantangnianhuanzaichidongxi，tangweijunqidedajiao，shuozheshangqianyibujiuyaopaidiaotangnianhuanshoulidekuaizi。
“tangnianhuannigepeiqianhuo，jingrangantouchi！kuaijiwozhuzui！”
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zhengshuozhe，hemeihuahelianggexifueryikuaihuilaile。
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yourenchengyao，tangweijunshuohuadeshengyindalejifen，“haibushitangnianhuan，tabuhaohaoganhuo，zaijialitouchi！jialidelarouhejidandoubeitachile！”
huayingangluo，daerxifuerlixiulanmentouchongjinchufang，meiyihuier，sangzhelianchulaile。
“ma，juzilidejidanhelarouquanmeile，neidaibaimianyemeiledaban。”
hemeihuahewangminxiadeliantongshiheile。