“yaosia，kaimenyebushuoyisheng！ni……niliansezenme！”
hemeihualianshangmanshinuhuo，ranerhuahaimeishuowan，muguangchujitangnianhuandelian，shengxiadehuagengzaihoulongli。
mingmingshiyizhangheiyouyoudelian，hemeihuayingshengshengganshoudaolemianruzhisedecangbaigan。
mianqianderensihuxiayimiaojiuyaoyunjueguoqu。
zheiyirenzhi，zhijieranghemeihuabailelian。
“dashennibieshengqi，wo、wozheijiuquzuofan。”tangnianhuanyishoubazhemenkuang，yibianwangwaizou，meizouliangbu，kaishijuliekesou，fangfoyaobawuzangliufukechulai。
hemeihuahedeyaosi，lianmangjiangrensaihuifangjian，“bie，nijiwohaohaodaizhe。”
“keniganggangqiaomenjiaowo……”tangnianhuanhuyidao。
hemeihuachechubikuhainankandexiao，“nitingcuole，woshirangnibiewangleqichuangchifan。”
tangnianhuaneleyisheng，guaiqiaodidianlediantou，“neinizuohaofanjiaowo。”
然后啪的关上了门。
tangweiyongcongchufangchulaidunang，“zenmehuishi，zheidoukuaishanggongle，haimeizuohaofan。”
hemeihuameihaoqi，“yigegequanshiyuanjia，zhua！chichichi，zhengtianjiuzhidaochi！”
“nimenxifuerni？”hemeihuawentangweiyongtangweibinliangxiongdi。
“zaiwulishuijueni。”liangxiongdihuida。
“两个懒货！”
hemeihuamalesheng，jianshijianbuzao，ganmangquchufangzuofan。
yinweishijianjin，kuaisuzuoleyiguoyecaizhou，peishangjialiahaodexiancai，yijizaoshanggangcongjiwomochulaidelianggerehujidan。
“zhongyuchishangle，zaichidianyaoeduziqushanggongle。”yikourehuhudezhouxiadu，tangweiyongrenbuzhushuo。
“chidehaidubuzhunidezui。”hemeihuadengletangweiyongyiyan。
tangweiyongweiqu，tamingmingshiduitangnianhuanshuode。
zheishi，tanghongwenkaikoule，“weiyongshuodeyoudaoli，buguanzenyang，fanhaishiyaozhundianzuode，bunengdange。”
“知道了！”
yidazaoxinglaijiukaishimabutingtimanghuo，zuowanfanlemeidedaoyijuhao，haixianqidongzuoman，hemeihuayouqiyouweiqu，xinlijiangtangnianhuanmaiyuanshangle。
zaobushengbingwanbubing，pianpianzheigeshihou！
guanyudayingjiaotangnianhuanqilaichifan，hemeihuazaojiuwangdeyiganerjing。
直到—
“tangnianhuan！”wangminxiayaoyaqiechideshengyinxiangqi，fennudizhiwen，“nichilewodejidan！”
gangchuludejidanmaozhereqi，beiyishuangganbiesijizhuadeshouyazaizhuoshang，nianlehaojiquan，zhidaodanqiaoliechengzhizhuwang，luchulimian**fuyoudanxingdedanbai。
tangnianhuansanxiawuchuerbodiaodanqiao，chenzhongrenmeifanyingguolai，yixunleibujiyanerzhishi，jiangjidanyikousaijinzuiba，shuangjiagunangnang，yedezhifanbaiyan。
zuihouhaishihelekouyecaizhoucaijiangjidanshunxiaqu，tangnianhuankaikou：
“ersao，jidanbushinixiade，shangmianyoumeixienidemingzi，zenmechengjiuchengnidele。”
“erqie，panlihaiyouyigejidanni！”
huayinganggangluoxia，lixiulanlimajiangjidanduozou，feisuboleqiao，sanliangkousaijinzuiba，yedebozichenlelianglidi。
tangnianhuantanshou，“haole，zheixiameiyoule。”
wangminxiazhuakuang，shengyinjianrui，“ma，dangchushuohaowohedasaoyirenyigejidan，jintiandasaochilegejidan，womeiyou！wobuguan，wojintianyeyaochishangjidan。”
hemeihuatoutong，maiyuandikanxiangtangnianhuan。
jiranshengbinglejiulaoshizaiwulidaizhe，chulaizuoshenme，jingrerenfan！
“zuotianchilelarouhaibugou，jintianhaiqiangnisaozidejidan，tangnianhuannizenmebiandezheimezisi！haibukuaixiangnisaozidaoqian！jintiannijiubiechifanle，haohaofanshengfansheng！”
shuowanhemeihuaduiwangminxiaroushengdao：
“jintiannibieganhuole，haohaoxiuxi，rangzheiyatoutinigan，nabudaomangongfenwozhaotasuanzhang！niyegaigaixiapiqile，haihuaizheyun，yebupaqihuaileshenzi。”
zheihuayichu，wangminxiadeliansecaihaokanleyixie。
“ma，bushiwoduoguanxianshi，dengguojigeyuenidebaobeisunzishengxialai，jialiyouduoleliangzhangchifandezui，haizichifanshangxue，nanabuyongqian？gengbietiweijunyedaolequxifuerdenianji。”
“jiaxueweijunshiweiyongdeqindidiqinmeimei，tamenzaijiawoziranmeiyijian，keyixiangdaoyourenzaijialibaichibaihe，wojiutidageheweiyongbuzhi，nayouzaiwaimianxinkuzhuangongfenyanghuowairendedaoli。”
wangminxiayizibutitangnianhuan，zilixingjianzizizhideshitangnianhuan。
“woyijingjitaxulerenjia，zheishiernibieguanle，woxinliyoushu。”hemeihuaxiaoshengshuodao。
tangnianhuanzaipangtingdelengxiaolianlian。
yuanshenmeitianxiadiganhuo，xiyizuofanbuxianqi，shangzhuochifanjiuxianqiqilaileshiba。
haiyouhemeihua，zheimeduonianyangtiaogoudouyouganqing，ertatiantiandianjizherangtadanghouma！
tangnianhuanpieletangjiaxueyiyan，kanlaihemeihuahaibuzhidaozijidebaobeinveryijinglinglejiehunzheng。
duixiangjiushijiangancheng，daoshihoukantahainengbunengxiaodechulai。
yixiangdaohemeihuayilianchishidebiaoqing，tangnianhuanpucixiaochusheng。
shengyintuwu，fanzhuoshanganjingleyishun，jianzhongrenkanguolai，tangnianhuanmanglianqiqingxu，duiwangminxiashuo：
“ersaoganggangshiwobudui，wozheiyouguanmairujing，ninaqujizhizibubu。”
wangminxiabuxin，“dahuasheibuhuishuo，nixianbamairujingnalai。”
wangminxiakantangnianhuan，tangnianhuankanxianghemeihua。
hemeihualianyihei，“daogeqianjiushile，yaoshenmemairujing。”
neiguanmairujingtabenlaidasuanliujizijihelaotouliangrenhede，ouerzaijilianggeerxihedian，yonglaizengjinganqing。
kuangqiemairujingjiwangminxiale，taheshenme。
tangnianhuanbuzantong，“dashen，ersaoduzilihuaizhedekeshitangjiadebaobeisunzi，nandaohaibupeiheququyiguanmairujing？”
wangminxiayiting，xiabaweiyang，liandaizhekantangnianhuandoushunyanleyidian。
“ma，nibaobeisunzishuoxianghetiantiandemairujing！”
“haohaohao，woquna！”
hemeihuaqishenhuiwu，meiguoyihuiernazhemairujinghuilai，paizaizhuoshang。
wangminxiayanjingyiliang，limajiangmairujingbaozaihuaili，lianfandougubushangchi，zhijiepaojinwuzangqilai。
hemeihuagangzuoxia，lixiulanyouyuandikanguolai，
“ma，nisunziyexianghe。”
“喝个屁！”
……
chiguofan，hemeihuashunkoufenfutangnianhuanbawanxile。
tangnianhuaneleyisheng，henshiguaiqiaodeyangzi，xiayimiaotazhabayanjing，wendao：
“dashen，ershenjiwojidebuliao……”
huahaimeishuowan，hemeihuabunaifandaduan，“jiaxueyoujijianbuyaodeyifu，wodaihuiernajini，nikeyaoaixidianchuan，chuanpolejiumeiyoule。”
tangnianhuanlianlianbaishou，“dashenniwuhuile，wobuyaobiaojiedeyifu，wodeyisishineixiebuliaowodasuansongjidasaoersao。”
huayingangluo，liangshuangyourutanzhaodengdeyanjingsaoguolai，
“咋了？”
“有新衣服穿了？”
tangnianhuanxiaodao：“ershenbushijiwojiledianbuliaoma，woxiangzhejiranwoyongbushang，burusongjidasaoersao。”
“dabaoyijinghaojiumeixinyifuchuanle。”lixiulanyixi。
wangminxia：“wojiahaohaohejunjunzuiaichuanxinyifule。”
tangnianhuanzhudongshuodao：“buliaozaidashenshouli，nimenzhaotayao。”
wangminxiahelixiulanduishiyiyan，yikoutongsheng：“ma，buliaoni？”
zaojiuzuochengyifu，chuanzaitangjiaxueshenshangle！nalaiduoyudebuliaozuoyifu，haishilianggeerxigeyitao！
何美花：……脑壳疼
zuizhongyihemeihuadachuxue，xunuogezuoyitaoxiaohaizideyifu，caijiangerrendafa。
ertangnianhuanzaopaole，shengxiayizhuozimeishoushidewandie。
……