xiaowutaiyezaidaerzixiaotiechuiheererzixiaotiemudechanfuxiahuidaojiadeshihou，faxiangebiyuanzidemenshikaide，yiweishizijialaobanyouqujilaoliudefangzisaohuichenle，daishanglianggeerzijinquwangyiyan，xiangbangbangmang，zencengxiangyijinqujiukandaoxiaojingxuansiyangbachadetangzaichuangshang。
“laoliu，nishenmeshihouhuilaide？”
mantoubaifalaotailongzhongdexiaowutaiyekandaolijiayinianduodeliudihuranchuxianzaijiazhong，jingxidewuyifujia，chuzheguaizhangjiuguoqubaozhuhaitangzaichuangshangdexiaojingxuanyaoayao。
“nihuilaiyebujiwugeshuoyisheng，kebawugejijingxidea！”xiaowutaiyexiaodeluchuliangkemenya，tazhishengxiazheiliangkemenyale。
xiaojingxuanshuidezhenghaojiubeizijiawugejichaoxingle：“wuge，nibieyaole，kuaisanjiale。”
“liushu，ninhuilaiyebugenwomenshuoyisheng，nibuzaijiadezheiyinianduo，wodiekexiangninle。”xiaotiechuixiaozhedao。
xiaotiemudao：“bujinwodiexiangnin，woniangyehenxiangnin，nintouyicichuyuanmen，yiqujiushiyinianduo，dajiabietiduodanxinninle。”
tamenxiongdiliangyigewushi，yigesishiba，xiaojingxuancaiershi，tamenzheishengliushu，handepoweishunkou。
xiaojingxuandazhehaqian，jiugenaoyeleside，meijingdacaidepaqilai：“bendasuanshuiyihuierzaiqugennimendazhaohude，bucengxiangbeinidiejichaoxingle，wuge，nikeyifangkaiwolema？”
xiaowutaiyehaiguazaitashenshang。
xiaowutaiyeheiheiyixiao，songkaileta：“gezhishitaixiangnile，xiangduobaobao。”
xiaojingxuanxilebalianjiugenzhexiaowutaiyefuzisanrenquledafangneibian。
xiaowutaiyeyousanerliangnv，ernvdouyijingchengjia，yuanchaolvfaguiding，erzichengjiahouyoulehaizi，haizizhangdaoshisuiyihou，jiubixufenjiachuqudanguo，suoyixiaowutaiyejiasangeerzidoushifenjialede，xiaowutaiyehelaobangendafangzhu。
kandaoxiaojingxuanhuilaile，dafangderendouhenshiyiwai。
zheicaizhixiaoxiaowenchaobaxiaojingxuansongdaojiazhihou，jiuhuizigedewulitangxiale，dangshijialimeiren，suoyimeirenfaxiantamenhuilaile。
xiaotiechuimangqubaxiaowenchaocongfanglituochulai。
xiaowenchaokuhanzhe：“die，wobue，woyaoshuijue。”
tatuoleliuyeyesangeshichen，shuangtuidouhaizaidazhanni！
erzibuchifan，xiaotiechuiyelandesihou，shengliangshile。
tabaerziwangfangliyidiu，huidaofanzhuoshang。
xiaowutaiyeqingtanzheshuolexiaozhongdeshiqing。
dezhixiaozhongbujinhuilaile，haizaiwaimianyoulebiedenvren，yaoxiuqilingqu，yetangyisixiangbiqiuheli，zheihuieryijinglikaileqingquancun，xiaotiechuidengrenqifennannai，numaxiaozhongyijiabudangren。
xiaojingxuanzhuanxinchifan，bufabiaoyijian，zhishinaozilimeirenzhuxiangdaolezaicunkoukandaoyetangdeneiyimu，neinvrendangshisuiranhenlangbei，danlianshangquemeiyouyidianheliguijiabeipaoqideshangxinnanguo。
xianran，tabuzenmezaiyixiaozhong。
xiaowutaiyeyoushuodaolechongjundeshier。
“xiaozhongshuoshiyinweizhanshijieshule，tacaihuilaide，gentayiqiqudeneixieren，jinlejunyinglijiugentafenkaile，bingmeiyougentazaiyigeying，tazhitingshuoyouxierensile，qiyudetabuzhidaoshenmeqingkuang，yebuzhidaotamenweishenmemeihuilai，yingdangshijunduiyoubiedeanpaiba！”
xiaowutaiyeshuodaozheilibujinluolei：“wenyong、wenhai、wennanshisishihuo，xiaozhongbuzhidao，tameiyouzaizhanchangshangjianguotamen，tazhishuowangdahusile，xiaodashuyesile，haiyouwenrenyesile......”
xiaowutaiyeyixiazishuoleqigerendemingzi，zheidoushixiaozhongjixiade，tahaishuoneixierensixianghenqican，youdeshikuaihunzaiyiqi，fenbuqingshisheide，zhinengyishenfenpaiquedingshenfen。
beizhuaquchongjundejihudoushizabing，silesuidijiushiyimai，lianjunxiangdoumeiyou。
xiaozhongxingyundedengdaoledirenbeidabai，dashengzhihourongguiguli，deleyinianduodexiangyin。
huilaidelushang，xiaozhonghaijiaoxingdejiuleyigefushang，youdeleyixieyinzi，zaihoulai，tajiandaolewangchunxue，shiqiyouleshenyun......
xiaotiechuiyixingrentingdexinqingchenzhong，dangshiguanfuzhuabing，gecungehuzhishaochuyiren，tajiabeidaizoudeshidaerzixiaowenyong，beipodiuxiaqierqulezhanchang，buzhishengsi。
xiaojingxuanjiantamenguangguzhechentong，fandoubuchile，bianjitamenjialecai：“nimenbuyaozheifubiaoqing，meiyouxiaoxijiushihaiyouxiwang，wenyongtamendeguowodejiaodao，buhuineimerongyiside。zaizheneigexiaozhongdehua，yebujiandequanshizhende，talianzijideqizidounenggouxiuru，younengshishenmehaorenni！lailailai，biexiaxiangle，jiranzhanshiyijingjieshule，xiangxinyaobuleduojiu，kendinghaihuiyougengduoderenhuilaide。”
xiaowutaiyewenyancongbeitongzhonghuishenguolai，zantongdedao：“liudishuodemeicuo，xiaozhongneibandanxiaowonangbeibidounenghuozhehuilai，meidaoliwomenjiawenyong、wenhai、wennanbunenghuilai，tamenjirenziyoutianxiang，kendingbuhuiyoushide。”
xiaowutaiyedelaobancenglaotaitaimolexiayanjiaodelei：“dui，wodesunzimenquandoushiyoufuqide，kendingbuhuiyoushide，bushuozheigele，zanmenchifan。”
fanhou，xiaojingxuanjiuyaohuiwujixushuijue，beicenglaotaitaiyibalazhu：“nibiezou，saoziyouhuagennishuo。”
xiaojingxuanyoubuhaodeyugan。
cenglaotaitaikanzhetadao：“xiageyueshiwunijiuershile，nizaibuquqi，guanfuderenjiudeshangmenlaile，daoshihoukejiuyoubudenile。”
xiaowutaiyeyehenguanxinliudidehunshi：“nishizanmencunchulemingdelanren，dilidehuobuhuigan，jialideyebuhuigan，liangedinidoubuhuisao，chuleyizhangliannenggan，biedeshenmedounabuchushou，zheishilibacunkanshangnirongmaodenvzidaoshitingduode，jiushimeiyouyigeganjiajini，nizaitamenyanlijiushiyigezhinengkaolianchiruanfandexiaobailian。”
xiaojingxuanyilianshoushang：“wuge，nirucibiandiwo，wohuihennanguode。”
cenglaotaitainilexiaowutaiyeyiyan：“shuohuabiezheimezhijie，tazailanyeshinidi，doushiniguanchulaidelanmaobing。”
xiaowutaiyehuziyidou：“xing，woyihoubuguanzhetale，mingergejiurangtaquchudi。”
cenglaotaitaiyanyideng：“nigan，leihuaitalenijitabeihuilaia！”
xiaowutaiyeqixiaole：“haishuowoguanzheta，mingmingshinijiguande。”
两老口吵了起来。
萧景玹想趁机溜走。
xiaotiechuidahan：“die，liushuzoudaomenkoule。”
xiaojingxuan：“......”
tabeilianggelaorendailehuilai。
cenglaotaitaiwunaidekanzheta：“nibuzaijiadezheixierizi，saoziwenlehenduomeiren，kejiushimeiyousheijiayuanyibaguniangjiajini，saozizheixinli，zuimanyideguniangbianshiyetang，zheihaizishidingdingdehaoa，niyaoshinengquleta，bianshijibeizixiulaidefuqi。”
yiqianyetangshixiaozhongdexifu，tabuganxiangzheixie，danxianzairenjiaziyoule，qiesangeyueneibixujiaren，zheishigehaojihuia！
xiaowutaiyeyezuimanyiyetang，tasuiranshihelifu，dantaliudiyebushishenmehaodongxi，liangrencouzaiyiqihaipaweiqulerenjiayetangni！
“jiuzheimeyukuaidejuedingle，woguoliangtianjiuzhaomeirenshangyejiatiqinqu。”xiaowutaiyepaishouxingfendedao。
xiaojingxuan：“......”
nimenwenguowomeiyou，wenguoyetangmeiyou？
愉快个屁啊！