第1章 我死在渣男订婚那天

我死了。

sizaishenmingchenhexujiayindinghundeneiyitian。

wotangzaibingliangdeshuinidimian,jijingdisizailanweilouli。

月城,高档酒楼。

womeiyousima?weishenmehuilaidaozheili,erqieshentihenqing,haipiaozaikongzhong。

shenmingchenhexujiayinduanzhejiubeizhaodaibinke,laiwangxijiandebinkelianshang,gegedaizhexiaorong。sheiyemeifaxian,woyijingshizongleliangtian。

woshigeguer,shishenjiabawoyangda,shenmingchensuanshiwodedage,keshenmingchenhenfanwo。

wobuzaijia,tayeqingjinghenduo,yidinghenhuanxizheigeyangzi。

shenmingchendelianshangdaizhexiaorong,chunfengdeyi,taruyuanyichangbaodemeirengui,zhendehebaiyueguangxujiayindinghunle。

shenmingchenyoushouqingqinghuanzhuxujiayindeqianqianxiyao,zuoshounazhejiubei,tabangxujiayindangquhenduodidaoyanqiandejiu。

xujiayinzaitajingxinhehuxia,yijiuyitaiduanzhuang。ketaconglaimeiduiwoneiyanghaoguo,wocengjingrangtamendeneixiegemenerguanzuiguo,taquelenglengdizuozaineiliyiyanbuchu。

“nikandaotabojingshangdaizhedezuanshixianglianlema?”pangbianzhuolianggeguifudishengjiaotanqilai。daduanlewodesixu。

“shuidixingzhuangdeneige。kandaole,zenmeneimeyanshuni?”

“zheitiaozuanshixianglian,ruoshiwomeikancuodehua,jiushiqianbujiupaimaidetianshizhileiba,yitiaoxianglian,yigeyia。”

“yiyi,bujiushiyixinyiyima?zhenshidashoubi,shenshaoduitaweihunqineicaishizhenai。”

xujiayintingdaotamendejiaotan,taxiayishiyongshoufumoyixiaxianglian。lianshangziranliuluchudeyidexiao。

congxiaodaoda,shenmingchenconglaimeisongguowoshoushi。bu,tayesongguowoyizhibijiaolaojiudeyinshouzhuo,chucizhiwaibianshenmedoumeiyou。

jiaoxianglexiangqi,dengguangmodiguanbi,zhiyouyidaozhuiguangdengluoxia,fuwushengtuishanglaiyigejiucengdadangao,wopiaozaikongzhongkandaozheiyimu,lveyousuanse。

wocengjingyejishenmingchenzuoguoyigedangao,neitianshitadeshengri。weilejitajingxi,woteyiquxuelemiandian。

womanhuaiqiwangdiqinshou**aixindangao,congxuangoushicai、shejifenggedaoqinshoushijian,zuzuzhunbeiyizhou。

zuodangaodeneitianwanshang,wojihuyisumeishui,shibailezaijixu。fanfanfufuzhongyuzuochugexiangyangde。

shenmingchenhuilaihou,woxinggaocailiedibadangaopengdaotademianqian。

“mingchengege,zheigeshiwoqinshouzuode……”huahaimeishuowan,biantingdaotaliangbodehua:

“我怕里面有毒。”

talengsendehuayu,xiangyibadaozigekaiwodexin。zhidaodangaoluodi,tadoumeizaikanguoyiyan。

wowangzhetalengqingdebeiying,zuilinannandao:

“shenmingchen,nizhenmeixihuanguowoma?napajiuyidiandiandexihuan。”

“zhuangchuzheizhongkelianchuchudeyangzijisheikan?”

woshuangshouchengquan,shentirufengzhongdeshuyezhandoubuting。

rujinkandaotahexujiayinshizhixiangkou,liangrenyiqiquqiedangaodeyangzi。

duofengcia,xiwangtacishengbudonghouhui。

yanhuihaizaijinxingshi,turanhuichangshangchuangjinlaiyiren,daduanlewoduiwangshidehuiyi。tadangzhongzhizheshenmingchendebizihoudao:

“shenmingchen,nikezhenxing。luluyijingshizongliangtian,nijingtanrandizaizheilibanqiledinghunyan。”

wokandaoneigenvshengshi,yanzhongmengshangshuiwu。neishiwodeguimiwuyao,tanenglaizheili,rangwoduoshaoganjuedaowennuan。zhishaohaiyourenjidewo。

“linlushigechengnianrenle,taqunahaidewolaiguanma?zhengtianhebusanbusiderenhunzaiyiqi,tahaiyoulianhuilai?”

shenmingchenzaitidaowodeshi,rengshifennudeyangzi,takeyitanranzaizheimeduorendemianqian,yongzheiyangangzangdeziyanxiuruwo。

woshenzizhouranyizhan,tahaizhentingfanwode。

xuanjiwodanranyixiao,wobushizaojiuzhidaotayizhirucidaiwoma?

“busanbusi?niyoumeiyouzhenzhengdeguanxinguota,tashenbianbusanbusideren,bujiushinideneixiehupenggouyouma?”

“wu**,zheishiwodedinghunyan,niruoshilaisongzhufude,womenhuanying,ruoshilaizheilinaoshi,wobuhuikeqide。”

shenmingchenyanzhongshanchuyimolise,tashengqile。woyouxiedanxinyaoyao。

“bukeqiyounengzenmede,woruoshipanimenjiubuhuilaile。”

wuyaoshijingxiaobiyede,shenshangdaizhegongfu,tashiyigezhengyiganchaoqiangderen。

suirantahennengda,danshishenmingchenyebuhaore。

xujiayinzoushangqianlai:“wozhidaonihendanxinlulu,womenbubinidanxindeshao。lulushizongle,womenxinzhongbisheidoujiaoji,youqishimingchenhebomu,bomudoushengbingle。”

shuodaozheilixujiayindeyanweiweiweidefanhong。shenmingchenzouguolaibaozhuleta,jiangtawenrouruhuai。

zheilizuibupeitanqishenbomuderen,jiushita。wozhenhenbudebaxujiayindezuijisile。

“yaoyao,nibugailaide,nikuaizouba,biebazijiqianchejinlai。zheixierendoushipizherenpidemogui。nihaiyouhenduohaoriziyaoguode,niyaohaohaodehuozhe,huochujingcai,jiangwoderenshengyeyibingguoxiaqu。”

wodeshixiankaishimohu,woxiangyaozhuazhutadeshou。yiqianyiyouweixiandeshihou,yaoyaojiuhuidangzaiwodemianqianbaohuwo。“xiabeizihuanwolaishouhuniba。”

wuyaogangyaoshuohua,tashoujixiangleqilai,jiewandianhuahou,fangchuhenhua:

“luluyaoshichushenmeshi,wojuebuhuifangguonimen。”

wuyaozhuanshenlikai,zhiliuxialewo。

yaoyao,yihoumeiyouwopeizainishenbian,niyaozhaoguhaoziji。woganjuexiongqiangyizhenzhendeteng,zhenshiqiguai,silehaizhidaoxintengma?

xujiayincetoukanleyiyanshenmingchen,tadeyanzhongjingduochuleyisihuangluan,neishiwokancuolema?

jinlenggaoguideta,zenmehuichuxianzheizhongbiaoqing?

“aiyou……”xujiayinfuzhezijidefubu,fachuqingweideninansheng。lianshangbiaoqingbiandetongku。

“shangkouyoutengle?”shenmingchenguanqiediwendao。

xujiayinxuruodidiandiantou。

“doushineigegaisideyatou,meixiangdaotahuishanghaini。”

zhiyaozaitidaowoshi,tajiuhuiyizhifennudebiaoqing。

“womeiyou,woshenmedoumeizuo,womeiyounadaocixujiayin,weishenmeshenmingchen,nibuxinwo?nicengjingduiwoshuoguodechengnuodouwangjile,nizhiyuanyixiangxinta,erbuxinwo。”

jishiwoshengsilijiedipaoxiaozhe,ketahaishishenmedoutingbudao。yiqiantadaoshinengtingdao,wojieshileyiwanbian,ketahaishiyijuyetingbujinqu。

“achen,wobuguailulu,zhiyaoniyizhiduiwohao,womeiyoubiedesuoqiu。”

xujiayintebieshanjierenyi。gangcaishenmingchenlianshangchuxiandebingshuang,zaiqingkejianronghuale。

“achen,lulubuhuichushiba?woneitianquyiyuanfuchashi,zhenghaokandaolulutizhexinglixiangshangleyiliangsijiache。buhuishiwomendinghun,retabugaoxingcaizoude。ruoshiwomeishoushangdehua,wojiunenglanzhetale。”

xujiayinshuodaozheili,daizhezizehedanyou。

takezhenhuiyanxi,zaizheilizhuangshenmehaoren,woshineimelikaide?

woqidepuxiangta,danshishoucongtadeshentilichuanlechulai,wohaishipengbudaota,meibanfashata。

“sijiacheherenyiqizoule?”shenmingchendelianzaiciyinchenxialai。xujiayinmeizaishuobiede。

”heng,tadoushidarenle,haiyaowomenyizhiguantama?tanengchushenmeshi?fanertazongshishanghaini,nihaiduitaneimehao。nijiushitaishanliang。danfantayouyidianliangxin,yebuhuineimeyicicishangren。”

zheishishangzhenyouzhengyanxia,shenmingchenjiushizheiyangderen,ketazongbuchengren。shirenshiguitadoufenbuqing。

“nibiezheiyangshuo,lulucongxiaomeiyoufumuguaikeliande。wohaixiwangtanenglaijiwomensongshangzhufu,woxiangxinniyeshihendanxinlulude,tabuhuiyoushide。”shuozhexujiayindeyanjiaoweihong,jiemaohushanzhe。

“jintianshiwomendehaorizibietita,baixing!”shenmingchenbaozhuxujiayin。

duozaishenmingchenbeiwanlidexujiayinzuijiaoweiweiyitiao,deyideyangzizaiyeyangaibuzhu。

wolenglengdekanzheshenmingchen,zuijiaodanchuyimolengxiao。tahuiguanwodesihuoma?

shenmingchendeshoujishangyouwojitadaguoqudedianhua,neishiwozuihouyiciqiujiudianhua,danshitajielema?wozaidengsideneiyike,youduojuewang,tazhidaoma?

wosikenengshitazuixiwangkandaodeshiqing,zaiyemeiyourenchanzhetale。

cengjiheshi,wohetayeshirenmenkouzhongdeqingmeizhuma,wozongxianggexiaoweibayiyanggenzaitashenhou。neishideshenmingchenzhendexianggedagegeyiyangbaohuwo。

tashuoyibeizidouhuibaohuwode,wojiuxinletazhengzhengshinian。

keneiyiqiebuguoshiershidewanxiao,buzuoshude。zaishenmingchenyudaotadebaiyueguanghou,womenzhijianjiuzaiyemeiyouneishideganqing,tayejianjianshuyuanwo。

tawangjilehewochengnuoguodeyiqie,tashuohuiduiwohaode,zhangdalejiuhuiquwo,yibeizibaohuwo,tameiyouyiyangzuodao。