第5章
“a——aaa！！”
zuozichenkuazhangdajiao，wufazhanwendedaozaidishang，yiliantongkudegongqishenti。
ganggangdechujue，xiangshidadaoleganggun！
zhouweirenyiyongershang，yourenyibajiangquanzhisuihuzaishenhou，yeyourenpuleguolai，dangranpulegekongqi，sheiyemeixiangdaodaozaidishangdeshizuozichen。
众人都傻了！
neiqunwentixueshenggengshibuzhisuocuo。
youqishizuozichenhaizaidishangniuqudedengtui，kanshangqutongkubukan。
“woshouduanle！jiaojiuhuche，jiuhuchea！”tadahandetongshi，etoubuduanyichudoudadehanzhu，yankanjiuyaoyunguoqu。
henkuaiyoulaoshigandao，xianchangyipianhunluan。
zuozichenbeirentaichushitang，youliangminglaoshipeitongquyiyuan。
beirenqunhuzaizhongyangdequanzhisuichuitousangqi。
didishouduanle=fankapaole。
午饭怎么办呢？
zheishiyimingmianxianghenxiongdelaoshizaiweichizhixu，tajiaodingxing，dahouzhewenzenmehuishi。
weiguandexueshengsanliangjujiangshiqingjiangqingchu，danneijimingwentixueshengqueyikouyaodingshiquanzhisuibazuozichendale。
weilezheishi，liangborenshenzhidouchaoleqilai。
“zuozichenyimibajidedagaoge，zheinvshengzenmekenengbatashoudaduan？nimenbieerenxiangaozhuang！”
“fangpi！womencaishilidezuijinde，kandeqingqingchuchu！jiushitadade！”
“takanshangquneimeshou，nimenyanxiaba？zhengtianbuhaohaoxuexijiuzhidaogaoxiaoyuanbaoli，kanzhuanxueshengrenshengdibushudehaoqifushiba？”
“erqieshizuozichenxianzhaodequanzhisuimafan，womendoukandaole，zuozichenmarenhaidongshou。”
“nimenshibuzhidaowozuogebeijingma？jiubupazuogebaofu？wojizhunimenjigele，dengzhehaokanba！”
“......”
liangbangrenchaodebukekaijiao，gezhiyici。
dingxingkanxiangquanzhisui，nuhuochongtian：“niduozairenqunlizhuangshenmewugu，gunchulai！”
四周都是一静。
“wowenni！shinidadezuozichenma？”dingxingchongzhequanzhisuihechizhedao。
zhengchangxiaonvshengbeilaoshizheimeyixiong，bushuokuneiyeyidingshineixinhuangzhangde。
danquanzhisuihenpingjingdeyaotou：“meiyou。”
queshimeiyou，tazhishitaishoudangleyixia，sheizhidaozuozichendegutoucuidegenbingganside。
dingxingyanzhongbaochuxiongguang：“wojinggaonibiesahuang，dengwochalejiankongniyaoshidongguoshou，jidaguo！”
quanzhisui：“......”
bangzheshuohuadeyimingnvshengshizaimeirenzhu，bumandebianboqilai。
“dinglaoshi，shizuozichenxiandongshoude！womendoukandaole！”
dingxingsaoleyiyanmadao：“sheixiandongshoudechalejiankongcainengzhidao，nimenjigezaizheilichaoshenme？！”
meirenshuohuale，dajiadoushixuesheng，naganyingpengying。
zheishirenqunzhongyigeshengyinxiangqi：“buyongcha，wopaidaole。”
weishixujuzheshoujizoulai，youshipin。
congzuozichenshuolejushenmequanzhisuiliansedabianshi，tajiukaishipaile，meixiangdaozheihuierchenglezhengju。
dingxingdiyifanyingbushiqukanshipin，ershidama：“sheiyunxunibashoujidaixuexiaolilai？meishou！”
pangbianrenxiaoshengtixingleyiju：“dinglaoshi，tashiweishixu。”
dingxingyuqishunjianrouhe：“......shipinjiwokankan。”
tashenchushouxiangyaojieguoshouji。
danweishixuxiaoleyixia，xiaodemeishenmewendu，ranhoujiangshoucuokai，bingweijiangshoujijiaodaodingxingshoushang，ershijiangshipindiankaichengxianjisuoyourenkan，bingjiangshengyinkaidaozuida。
“shanlilaidelaji......”
zuozichendemashengcongshoujilichuanlai，huamiangengshiqingxidepaidaotachongzhequanzhisuihuiquandeneiyimu。
taqueshidalequanzhisui，dadaoletadexiaobei。
ranhouzuozichenjiuxiangshizhonglexie，daozaidishangwawadajiao。
ruciqingchudequanguocheng，kandeneiqunwentixueshengliansefalv，tamenyonghudelaodazuogedanvshengjieguozijishoushang，nvshengshenzhizhanzaineijiaodoumeinuo。
meiyoubizheigengdiuliandeshi！
bangquanzhisuishuohuadexueshengmenzeshiyangmeituqi。
“dadaole，zuozichendaquanzhisui，quanzhisuimeishi，zuozichenshouduanlehahaha！”
“zuozichenhuaishizuoduolezaobaoyingleba！”
“该！”
zhongrendouyiweizheibiangushiqiaohe，zuozichenshouniudaolehuozhechoujin，wanquanmeixiangguoqitakeneng。
quanzhisuikanleweishixuyiyan，youxiejingyatahuibangmang。
dingxingyonglihuizheshou：“meishiledousankai，shiqingchaqingchuledoubiejizaizhei！sankai！”
quanzhisuikanzhedingxingzhouqimei，xianglexianghaishimeishuohua，bijingzheihuiertashizaiduzie，buxianglangfeishijianduoshi。
danweishixuqueturanpixiaoroubuxiaodeshuodao：“laoshi，niquedingjiaochaqingchuleme？zuozichendaquanzhisuideshijiuzheimesuanle？”
dingxinglenglexia，henganga。
weishixujixuxiao，xiaozhejiangshoujishouhao：“meishi，woyezhidaodinglaoshidequanlibuda，chulibulefuerdaizuozichendebaolixingwei，zheifenshipinwohuijiaojixiaozhangde。”
丁兴更尴尬了。
naojujiuzheimejieshu，xueshengmendousankaijixuchifan，youjimingnvshengzouguoxianganweiquanzhisui，danweishixuquexianyibukouzhuquanzhisuideshouwan，lazhetawangdafandeduiwuzou。
kandaozheiyimudenvshengmendengdaleyanzhu，fangfojianlegui。
quanzhisuiyuweishixucuokaibanbujuli，ditoupieleyanneizhikouzhuzijishouwandeshou，qishishaoyiyonglijiunengzhengtuokai，dan......
“guoran。”weishixudeshengyinxiangqi，shouyesongle。
quanzhisuikanzheta：“guoranshenme？”
weishixuyanshenchongmanshenyi：“guoranzhishikanzheshou。”
neishouwansuiranhenxi，danchuganshizaijingren，nengqingxidemodaotaqiangjingdejijianhejieshideguge，quanlibaofazhixiayiquandasirendouyoukeneng。
“e......”quanzhisuixinxiangneidangran，tayidiandoubushoude。
“ganggangxiexieni。”tazhenchengdeshuodao。
yihoutazaiyebuyimaoqurenle，zheirenzhishiyanshenkanzheweixianeryi，renhaishihenhaode，jintianyaobushitabangtajiewei，neixingdingdelaoshihaibuzhidaohuizenmepiantanzuozichenni！
weishixuchongzhetaweixiao，xiaoyibudayandi：“nidasuanzenmexie？yaobuqingwochifanba，wohaimeichi。”
quanzhisuiyixiazidaidiaole，ranhoukaishibuzhisuocuo。
请吃饭？！
talianfankadoumeiyou，chumenshiyezhidailejikuaiqiandelingqian。
她该怎么拒绝？
zhijiejujueyebuhao，zheiyangyetaibuzhientubaole！
weishixujiuzheimekanzhequanzhisuizaiyuandijiujie，kanzhetabanshangdoubiebuchuyigezi，juedehenyouyisi。
zheishiliangrenyijingkuaipaidaochuangkou，xiayigejiulundaotamen！
quanzhisuikaishiwubidejiaolvhejiongpo，jideliandouhongle。
tayueji，tajiuyuebuji。
weishixuhenqingchutameifanka，tajiushiguyide。
坏的掉渣。