xianzaihaimeiyoudaoshangkedeshijian,jiaoshiliyijiuluanzaozaode。
jiangzhixinfanyiluandefankaizijideshijuan,nazhebideshoubuduanzhandou。
haiyou69tian,haiyouzheimejiutacainenglikaizheigechuchuyoushensinianshenyingdeguidifang。
taditou,kanzhezijideshijuan,meiyikedoujihumanfen。
jibenshangmeiyoushenmefuxidebiyao。
qianshigangzhuanlaihaishiyizhongdeshihou,tahaishinianjidiyiming,zicongxihuanshangshensinianhou,tadechengjimeimeidoudiyushensinianyifen。
不是因为考不过。
ershiyinweitasuandedaoshensiniannaxietinengnafen,naxietibunengnafen。taguyiheshensiniancuochuyifen。
qianshi,tazhixiangxinganqingyuanzuodierming,badiyimingrangjishensinianzheigebailei。
danshizheiyici,tabuhuile。
tayaoyongyuansisiyazheshensinian,rangtayongyuanshiqufanshendejihui。
zhiyaojiangzhihuozhe,jiujueburangshensinianhaoguo,busibuxiu。
zhongshengyici,ruguozairangshensinianhunqilai,jiangzhijiuyitouzhuangsizaiqiangshang。
kuaishangkeshi,jiangzhidetongzhuoshensuihuanhuilaile。
tabingbuzhidaoganggangfashengguoshenme,yushiyanyandekanleyanjiangzhi,zuohuilezuowei。
jiangzhidezhuyilidouzaishuxueshijuanzuihouliangdaodatishang,neiliangdaotishikongbaide。
一个字也没有写。
tazhengzhengrangleliangdaodati,cairangshensinianzuoshanglenianjidiyidebaozuo。
真是个菜鸡。
“wei,zheibuhaimeishangkenima?”pangbiandeshensuihuanyanyandepieleyanjiangzhi,dao:“zheimezaojiuhuilaile?buduotianyihuier?”
jiangzhizhidaotahualideyisi。
wangwangbudaoshangkelingxiang,tashijueduibuhuihuidaozijidezuoweide。
zhiyaoyoushijianjiuhuiqutianzheshensinian。
jiangzhidizhetou,meiyoukanshensuihuandelianse。
xiangbishiduitayanezhijiba。
shensuihuanyeshixiaoyuanlichulemingdedajieda,piqizugouhuobao,tadejiatingtiaojianhenhao。hexiaobaqinxushihaoxiongdi,liangjiajiaoqinghenshen。
xuexiaolideyiqunhunhundouxihuangenzhejiangzhihouzuodeqinxu,jiandanlaishuo,tamenbaqinxudangxuexiaodelaoda。
yinweiqinxushihaishitaiziye,zaixuexiaonaizhihaishidouyoujueduidehuayuquan。
suibianyiduojiaojiuhuirangzhenggehaishidousandoudeneizhong。
suoyixuexiaolimeiyourenheyigerenganrezheigequnti,gengmeiyourenganreqinxu,jiangzhiyeshi。
“butianle。”jiangzhimeitaitou。
gangzuozaibandengshangdeshensuihuanshenxingyidun,youxiebukesiyidetiaoletiaomei。
shensuihuanhaobuyanshiduijiangzhideyane:“nibushitingxihuantadema?zenmeshuobutianjiubutianle?nidoudangtiangouzheimeduonianle,butianshensiniannizenmehuoa?”
“peng……”zhitingyishengchenmendexiangsheng,taliangdezhuoziwangqianqingxielexuduo。
jiangzhiyanjishoukuaidefuzhuzhuozi,cairangzhenggezhuozimeiyoudaoxiaqu。
fanyingguolaideshensuihuanlianmangxianghouniutou,kanxianghouzhuopazaizhuoshangxiaoqideqinxu:“baoqianxuge,chaodaonile。”
qinxuzhizhexiaba,weiweitaiyan,shihairendemuguang。
yushengjulaideqishirangshensuihuanbujinxindiyihan。
tazuozaibandengshangqueruzuozhenzhan。
jiangzhixiexiazuihouyidaodatidezuizhongjielun,zhuanshenbajuanzidijiqinxu。
ranhousuibianzhaolegejiekou:“shuxuelaoshirangwojiaonishuxueti,buyongxie。”
tajideqinxudeshuxuechengjihencha,jibenshangmeiyoujigeguo。
tabangta,yedangshibaodaqianshilinsizhiqiantapinmingjiutayicideenqingba。
qinxuyuanbenbanmidemouzizaitadilaijuanzishishunjianzhengkai,huangchuyimobieyangdeguanglai,daidaidekanzheshoulidejuanzi,yuguangpiexiangqianmiandenvhai。
diwanjuanzi,jiangzhizaishensuihuanjingchademuguangzhongniuguoshenlai。
youyoudao:“woshitiangou,dangranwoshenmeshihouxiangtianjiutian,buxiangtianjiubutian,juedingquanzaiwoshenshang。”
沈岁欢:“……”
“无可救药。”
jinguanbeiqinxutixingle,tahaishirenbuzhutucaolejiangzhiyiju。
yiwaideshi,qinxubingmeiyouzaijishensuihuanjinggao,takanzheshuxuejiexiyijingkandaile。
yidaoti,sizhongjiexi,meiyigebuzhoudouxiedeshifenxiangxi,jiuxiangshipasheikanbudongside。
jiangzhicetouzhizhexiabakanxiangshenpangdeshensuihuan:“ng,wowukejiuyao。wozuotiantianshensinian,jintiantianni,mingtianqinxu,houtiannidehaoxiongdichiyubai,dahoutiannidehaohaoxiongdixieyujin……”
tazhazhewugudedayanjing:“wotianyigerennijiaowotiangou,neiwotianyiqunjiubushigoule,tianyiqunwojiushigaoshou。”
shensuihuanyaran:“ni……”
“神经病。”
“真是个神经病。”
houzuodeqinxuzaitingdaozijimingzideneiyike,xinzangbuzijuedeyizhan。
tatongkongweisuo,taitoukanxiangzheigebianhuajudaderen,youyishundehuangshen。
叮铃铃……
shangkede**xiangqi,jiangzhiheshensuihuantingzhibanzui。
yizhengtian,jiangzhidoumeiyouzaiquzhaoshensinian,zheirangshensinianbujinzaixindifanqidigu。
fangxuehou,jiangzhijixialaoshiheibanshangbuzhidesuitangzuoye,baxuyaodeshubenzhuangjinshubaoli。
然后去了趟厕所。
zaicesuo,tapengdaolezijide“haoguimi”linwanwan。
taxingfendechaojiangzhidazhaohu:“xiaozhi,dengwohuier,womenyiqihuijia。”
jiangzhiqingxiaoyishengranhouchaotadiandiantou。
qianshi,tadehaoguimibeicitadoubuzhidaoduoshaocile,linwanwanmingzhidaoshensinianshishuatade,quebugaosuta,bujinruci,haibuduanzaitamianqianjiangshensiniandehao。heshensinianlianheqilaipianta。
ruguobushilinwanwanmeitianniantaoshensiniandehao,kongpayijiangzhideyanguang,shiwanwankanbushangshensinianzheiyangderende。
linwanwan,nizheige**,niyejiwodengzhe,buhuileniwotamabuxingjiang!!
kanzheguanshangdecesuomen,jiangzhizhijiebabaojieayishuantuobadezangshuicongshangmiandaojinqule。
“a!!!!shishei!!!”linwanwandejingjiaocongcesuochuandaowaimiandezoulang。
erjiangzhiyijingxiwanshouxiaosadezouchunvcesuo,erxieyujindenvpengyouzhangjiaojiaoganghaohuojihuoliaodewangcesuopaolai。
jiangzhiyibazhuaizhuzhangjiaojiaodeyixiu。
“先别去。”
“weishenme?”zhangjiaojiaoyihuodekanzhejiangzhi,bumingsuoyi。
jiangzhihezhangjiaojiaobingmeiyourenhejiaoji,xieyujinshiqinxudehaoxiongdi,zhangjiaojiaoyoushixieyujindenvpengyou,tamenjingchangdaizaiyiqiwaner,suoyijiangzhizhidaota。
burangtajinquyeshiweitahao,wanyizhuangdaolinwanwanbeilinwanwanwuhuishizhangjiaojiaobazangshuidaodaotashenshang,yebutaiheshi。
jiangzhixianglexiang,tiaomeidao:“ng……gaoweishengdedayezailimiandasaoweisheng。”
zheigeliyoutingqilaiwanquanheli。
zhangjiaojiaotingwanguoranzhouqimei:“haoba……”
shuoba,tayouzhuanshenwanglouxiapaoqu。
tiankongnongchoudemuseyunranlezhenggexuexiao,jiaoxueloulidedengliangqilai,meishanchuanglidoushechuhuangyandeguang,ruodadexiaoyuansuizherenqundeliquzhujiananjing。
tazouzaizoulangshang,xiangshouzhewanfengjingjingdechuidaotadeshenshang。
ciketacaijuedezijishizhenzhengdehuozhe。
keyichuiwanfeng,keyichimeishi,zaiyebuyongdanjingjielvdehuozhe,erqiehaiyoujihuinongsichouren。
想想还算不错。
yuemozhezheihuier**shinashangshubao,zaidaoxiaomenkou,ganghaokeyizuoshangzuihouyitanggongjiaoche。
zheimexiangzhe,tadejiaobugengjiaqingkuaile。
zoudaogebibandeshihou,turantingdaozijibanliyoushenmedongjing,tadunzhujiaobu。
“嘭……”
xiayimiao,yigenanshengjiucongbanlifeilechulai,zhongzhongdekezaiqiangshang。
neigenanshengtarenshi,shigebihelinwanwanyigebande,tingshuohaishilinwanwandezhuiqiuzhe。
taquansuozaidishang,biqinglianzhongde,zuijiaohaiyouxueji,xianranganggangjingliguoyichangcantongdezhemo。nanshengtongkudewuzhexiongkou,zuilibuduanqiurao。
“wocuole……wocuolexuye,duibuqi……wozaiyebugandongtadedongxile。”
江枳僵在原地。
ta……tazheishizhuangjianleshenme?
taitoukanqu,jiujianqinxulanlandeyizaijiaoshimenkou,tabochunweimin,zuijiaoweiweigouqi,zhoushenqichangqueyinchendehairen。
shoulihaizaibawanzhecongjiangzhineiliduozoudemeigongdao。
“xuge,wanshangquwan?”qinxudehaoxiongdiyecongjiaoshilizoulechulai。
tadashangshensuihuandejianbang,dengdaizheqinxudehuida。
qinxu:“buqu,youshi。”
“bushiba……zanbudouyuehaolema?”chiyubaiwunaidekanzheqinxu。
tabanmizhemou,kanxiangjiangzhi,dandandao:“gaitian。”
“xuge……nibunengpaoqiwo……”
shensuihuanshuangshouhuanyuxiongqian,raoyouxingqudekanzhebeihedejiangzaiyuandidejiangzhi。
“yo,xiaotiangoujintianhaimeizouni?”
“zenme?haizhendasuanjintiantianwo?”
jiangzhihuiguoshen,suijigangadexiaoxiao。
“wo……shubaohaimeina。”
zheishishenmexiuluochang?zheishitanengzhuangdaode?
shuozhe,taganmangconghoumenpao**shi,xunsunashangshubaozhunbeitaolixianchang。
weileburedaotamen,tazhinengjiazhuangshenmeyemeikandao,dizhetouconghoumencanghuangtaoli。
xiuluochang,jianzhijiushixiuluochang。
“啊……”
xiayimiao,tajiuzhuangjinleyigejieshidexiongtang。
taitoudeyishunjian,kongqichenmoleyishun。
qinxuyizhishouchazhekudou,lingyizhishoubawanzhemeigongdao,daojianfanzhelenglengdehanguang,kanderenxinjingdanzhan。