第二章舔狗
4.
daojiazhihou，wobadiuchedeshiqinghebamajiangle，buchuyiwaidebeimale。
jialiyoubushidafudagui，gangmaidexinchezi，yiliangcheziyeyaohaojibai，wobashuozaijiwozhaoliangershouche，nengqidaogaokaojieshujiuxing。
wodichenhaichuananweiwodao：“jie，yaobuniqiwodeba。”
wobaishoujujue：“buyong，jiangjiudaobiyejiuhaole。”
yejiucongneiwankaishi，wohesongsanheyoulebuyiyangdelianxi，birumeidangwanzixifangxuewan，tahuizuozaiwodechehouzuobianchouyanbiandengwo。zaibirutadawanjiahuijiwodadianhua，rangwobatashubaosongxuexiaohouxiangzi，zaibirutahuibazhuitaneixienvshengsongdeliwujiwo。
zheixiediandiandidi，dourangwojuedezijizaitaneishibuyiyangdecunzai。
zhidaoyouyitian，woquxuexiaohouxiangzijitasongshubao，tatongxingyiluderenwenta“zheishisaozi？”
tameiyoubihuidehuidadao：“tiangou。”
zhouweibaofachudechaoxiaorangwowudizirong。neizhihouwozaiyebuquguanzhutadexiaoxi。zaixuexiaoyekeyiduozheta。
gaokaodaojishikechenggengmanggenglei，woyemeijinglizaiquguanzhuta。mashangyaogaokao，woxinxiangyaokaogelitayuanyuandexuexiao。
yexushishijianzhangmeijianta，mengrankandaotayouzuozaiwodezixingchehouzuoshang，rangwoxiayishiniutoujiupao。ta186deshengao，dazhangtuiliangsanbujiuzhuadaolewo。
tabawoanzaiqiangshangnaonudewen：“paoshenme！weishenmeduozhewo。”
wozhengtuobukaiduishangtadeyanjingyeshengqidehuidadao：“wobushitiangou，yebuxiangkanjianni。”
tazhuazhewodeliangzhishoujuguotoudingxiaodao：“yuanlaishiyinweizheige。”
tayizhishoutaiqiwodexiabashuo：“bendanma，wobuneimeshuo，biedehunhunyaojiekousaoraonizenmeban，wojiuxihuannizheijingerjingerdeyangzi。”
shuowantajingranfuxiashenqinlewoyikou。
wotingwantadejieshi，haimeifanyingguolai，youbeitaqindezheiyixia，chedimengle，congbozihongdaoergen。
wodechuwenjiuzheimemeile。
songsanhekanzhewodefanyingdechengdedaxiao，kantaxiaoqilaideyangzi，woyouyouxiexinruan。
songsanhezhendeshiwodemingmen。wodetiangoushengyakaishile。
5.
daxuebaozhiyuandeshihou，songsanhehewodefenshuchadetaiduo，shangleliangsuonanyuanbeizhedexuexiao。
wokaoleyixueyuan，songsanhebaoletiyuyuanxiao。xuexiaobaodaodeqianyiwan，songsanhedadianhuayuewochulaihepengyouyiqichangge。
wodaobaojianlideshihou，wuyanzhangqi，songsanhezhenghepengyoudapai，yougechuanzheqingliangdenvshengyiweizaitashenbian，zheinvshengwojianguo，shiwomenjiedexiaohua，zhengbajingdefubaimaomei。
woxinliyouxiebutongkuai，zoudaosongsanheshenbianhanta：“sanhe，wolaile。”
tazhengzaizhuapaitingdaowohantataiqitoukanzhewoshuo：“nixianzuo，zijinadiandongxichi。”
tashenbiandexiaohuacongshangdaoxiadedaliangzhewo，luchuqingmiedexiao。
zheichangherangwojuedezijihetadepengyougegeburu。
wozuoleyihuikantamendapaimeiyoujieshudeyisi，qishenqulexishoujian。liancesuokongqidoubibaojianliqingxin。
gangxiwanshouzhunbeihuifangjian，menwaihuranzhuangjinlailianggerenyinanyinv，pangruowurendebaozaiyiqirewen，womeijianguozheizhenzhanglianhongerchi。
neinvshengqingbuzijindehanleyisheng：“sanhe…”
wotingdaotahan，zhijuedequanshendoujiangyingle，kanleyiyanwangqingqinwendeliangren，songsanhebizheyanjingmeiyoukandaowo。
wozoudaoliangrenshenqianlengjingdeshuo：“mafanrangrang。”
songsanhezhengkaiyankandaowoxiayishidefangkaixiaohuakanzhewoshuo：“yanxi，nitingwoshuo！”
wolengxiaoyishengdao：“womenshenmeguanxi，meibiyao。”
shuowanwotuikaitamenlianggepaochuqu。wozaiyuanliangsongsanhewojiushigou！
woyikouqipaodaojiafujindehonglvdeng，fangmanjiaobuxiuxi。
songsanhecongchuzuchexialaizhuazhuwoshuo：“chenyanxi，nipaoshenme！woneishihemengle。”
woshuaikaitazhijuedeexindao：“guanwoshenmeshi，nimeibiyaohewoshuozheixie。”
tashuangshoubawodelianbaixiangta，kanzhewodeyanjingshuo：“nibieshengqi，wobaozhengzaiyebujiantale，xingma？”
songsanheyizhishiwoderuanlei，tingtafuruan，woyoudongyaole：“xiabuweili！”
tatingwoyuanliangta，congkoudailitaochuyigexiaohezidijiwoshuo：“zheigejini。”ranhoujinjinbaozhewomaizaiwodejianbangshangshenshenxileyikouqishuo：“yanxi，zuowonvpengyouba？yihouwojiushinide，tingjianmei？”
wojieguolaidakaishiyigeyaochikou，shiliangzhiyiweizaiyiqidetuzi。kaixindeyingshengdao：“tingjianle。”
woyouyiciyuanlianglesongsanhe。
mengxinghou，woleiliumanmian。ruguojinjinshiwohesongsanhezhijiandewenti，wohainengjiejue，xianzaihaichuanyebeiqianchejinlaile，wozhendebuzhidaogaizenmequmianduita。