第1章 一无是处的男人

“baba,ninbiezou,niuniushebudeni。”

loudaokou,wangjunlinzhetibaotingzhenverbushedekusheng,lenglengdezhanzaiyuandi,leishuizaichongmanzhezhouyouquheidelianshangsiyiliutang。

lihunyexusuideshifuqilianggerendexinyuan,zaoshoukuguodequeshihaizia。

“humanzaojiugaihetalihunle,nishuodousanshiqibaderenle,yaoqianmeiqian,yaoshiyemeishiyede,humanzenmedangchujiukanzhongtale。”

“jiushi,guanjianshihumancaiershijiusui,ruhuasiyudenianlinggenlezheimegelaihama。”

zhoubianlinjudechaofengshengrutongjiandaoyiyang,yixiayixiadezhazaiwangjundexinjianshang,shineimedetong。

wangjunrenzheduiniuniudebushe,tizhejiehunqinianlaizaizheijialiweiyidejijianyifu,jiucilikailezheigejia。

rennengchangshuolaihamaxiangchitianerou,zaizhouweirenyanliwangjunjiushiyigerangrenxianmudelaihamachidaolehumanzheizhigaoaodetiane。

benlailaihamayaowanfenhehudezhibuyidetiane,pianpiantianequeyiqingbielian,weilewuzhiyutouruleyouqianrendehuaibao。

xiyangxixia,wangjunmanwumudedeyoudangzaicaozadejietou,erbianchuanlaileyishouxuweide“guxiang”,zheirangwangjunmimangdeshuangyanlimiandaizheanrandeqipan。

guxiangzainali?wangjunmenxinziwenxujiu,zaixinlimianyezhaobudaoxiangyaodedaan,yexuguxiangjiuzaipenghuqufumuzhudediaiwafangli。

“junge,chuzaizheiganmani?”

xunshengwangqu,wangjunkandaoliqiangkaizheyiliangsangtana98,duizhetadahan。

ruguoshuozheishijieshangwangjunjiaosuoyounanrendoushige,quezhiyoujigecongxiaowandaodadexiongdijiaotage,liqiangjiushiqizhongzhiyi。

“qiangzi,wanshangmeishier,zanmenquheliangbei。”

“xing,nixianshangche,wojiliangzidadianhua。”liqiangshaozuoyouyu,kanzhewangjunliansebuzhengchang,jiudayingle。

rendaoxiangmamuzijideshihou,zongshidiyigexiangdaoyongjiulaiguanzuiziji,bijingzuile,naoziyejiuduanpianle,shenmeyebuhuixiangle。pianpianyueshixiangzuileshushufufudeshuiyijue,queyueshizuibule,fanergengjiadeqingxing。

jiubirucishidewangjun,zaizheigeshenyedeshaokaotanshang,yebuzhidaoheleduoshaojiu,danshiqueyidianzuiyiyemeiyou。

“juner,ruguonihaishidangnianneigexingge,nijiushijihumanshigedanzi,tayebuganbeipanni。zheixienianxiongdijigekanzhenibiandezheimenao,xinlidoubushufu。weilehumanzhidema?”liqiangzhouzhemeitou,yaozheyaweiwangjungandaobugongping。

wangjunwunaideyixiao,mentouhelekoujiu,kusedeshuodao:“bugai,humanjiubuhuijiajiwo。”

yaoxiangdangnianwangjungangtuiyideshihou,shiduomedeyiqifengfa。kexianzaini?bianchengleyigezaigongdishangdashajiangdeshehuidicengkuhahale。shenzhijiandaorendouditouhayao,shengpashuocuolehuarenaolebieren。

nenggaibiannanrenxinggezouxiangdeshishenme?yexuzhiyoujiehunshengzile。shiguangrusuo,wangjuncongjiehundaolihunyeyouleqiniandeshijian。

jiuzheiqiniandeshijian,rangyigeyuanbenyiqifengfadenanrenbianchenglemeiyouyisihuoqidecunzai,shenzhiyuanbenduitayangwangderenyenengzaijinriliduizhewangjunhaowudaodedixiandexiuru,pianpiantazhinengliezuiyixiao。kexiangerzhiweilejiating,wangjunsheqileduoshaodongxi。

buguozheixieduiyuwangjunlaishuosuanbuleshenme,zunyan,mingqinengdangfanchihaishinengdangriziguo?duiyuyigeshenaihumandetalaishuo,shenmedoumeiyouzijidexifuzhongyao。jiuerjiuzhi,wangjunyishenderuiqijinshumoguang,zhishengxiacangsangsuiyuejitaxinlingshangliuxiadebahen。

“juner,nanrenyaoyounanrengaiyoudepiqi,xianbushuoyouqianmeiqian,dangyigenanrennuoruodeshihou,kendingbeinvrenqiaobuqi,suiranxianzainihehumanlihunle,nandaorizijiubuguole?xiabanshenghaizhangzheni,zanmenjiusuanlihunle,yeyaozhigaoqiyangdebariziguohao,ranghumanhouhuiqu。”

jiajiadouyouyibennanniandejing,zhangliangyebuzhidaogairuhequanwangjun,yezhinengjitashuoshuodaqidehuale。

zhangliangdehuajiurutongyizhimayizaixinlipalaipaqurangwangjunxinlinannai。yexushiheduolejiu,cishidewangjunyanshenyichangdemingliang。

yaoxiangganghehumanjiehundeshihou,humankantadeyanshenchongmanzheaimu,weishenme?yinweitashishaonvxinlimiandebinggege。

dangshisuiranshuoneishihouxinggeganglie,zhiyaobuzaiwaimianreshishengfei,humanyejiusuizheta。zicongzhuanbianlexingzi,humanjianjiandejiuduitalengchaorefengle,shenzhishuotameiyounanrenqigai。

shenmeshinanrenqigai?wufeijiushiyoupiqi,youqipo。xiangzhexiangzhewangjunganjuedaotadequanshenzaiyinyindezhandou。jiuxiangshimaizangzaineixinzuishenchuderexuebeitadexiangfagouyinlechulaiyiyang。

jiuzaizheigeshihou,wangjundedianhuaxiangle,tazuiyanmenglongdetaochushouji,kanleyanlaidianxian,youyuleyixiajietongledianhua。

“wangjun,niyitianmeilaishangban,nihaixiangbuxiangganle,mingtianniyaoshizaibulaigongdi,nijiuzhijiegundan,gongziyebienale。”

zaidianhualimiandahoudajiaodeshiwangjunsuozaigongdidegongtouluohaibin。

benlaizaigongdiganhuodedoushishehuizuidicengdekuhaha,qiaqiaokuhahaliyebeifenchengsanliujiudenglai。ernuoruodewangjunjiushizuidideng,zaigongdishisheixiangcaiyijiaojiucaiyijiaodecunzai。

dangranneishiyiqian,zaizhangliangyifanhuaxia,wangjunganjuetabeiluohaibindehuanongdeyoudianhuoqishangchuan。

“binge,biezhigaoqiyangdejiwoshuohua,mingtianzhongwuwohuiqugongdi,qiannizhunbeihao,shaoyifen,woyongquantouhenishuodaoshuodao。”

“yohe,yingqileshiba。qianmeiyou,mingtianniyebuyonglaile。”

luohaibinyileng,yinweitaconglaimeiyoujianguoshuohuaruciyingqidewangjun,yizhiyilaiwangjunnuoruowunengdexinggeyijingshenshendeluoyinzaitadexinlimian,tabuxiangxinyigenuoruoderenhainengzaitamianqianfanchushenmelanghualai。

“xing,jiuchongzhenizheijuhua,mingtiangongdijiusuanshidaoshanhuohaiwowangjunbidingquchuangyichuang。”wangjunshuowan,jiugualedianhua,dunshiganjuexinlishutanlexuduo,yayizaixinliqiniandeyuanqizaizheiyikequanbushifanglechulai。

qishizaizheigeshehuishang,buyaoqiaobuqirenheren,yebuyaogaokanrenheren。doushixueyurouzuode,meiyousheibisheihen,zhibuguoshikanshuohenhuadeshihou,xinxubuxubale。

wangjunxinxuma?buxu,lianlaopohaizidoumeile,gujiaguarendetayoushenmehaoxude?

hexiongdifenbiehou,wangjunlinzhebaoyigerenxingzouzaigujidejietou,zuiyanmenglongdetabuzhidaogaiquhefang。