[顾婉凝借鉴！]
【大脑寄存处！】
beijiazuxianzhi，queqianshanggezhenrenxiuwanyouxi，shuderenyaofageweibofagedongtai。
jieguo，jiangchensuishoufaleyitiao：
【爱过，痛过。】
weiboyichu，jielianzhachuqigewangzhaqianren。
ruguobushidianhuaguanjiguandekuai，neijiubushiqigele...
diyige，dangjinliuliangsixiaohuazhiyi。
dierge，dangjinliuliangsixiaohuazhier。
.....snzr1m
diqige，dangjingetangehou....
“wozhuo！jianggezheishibasixiaohuacouqilea！”
“jianggeniubi，buguangcouqisixiaohua，haiyouyinghoushihouhegehou。”
.......zhengwenkaishi！.........
“dage，zheicinizaibufanshen，jiuchedihule。”
“nihuiqujichengjiaye，wozenmebana！”
“zheicihaoburongjininongleyigezhenrenxiu，yidingyaohaohaonongyigehaorenshe，zheiyang，zuiqimahainengfangeshen。”
“江宸！！！”
“jiangdage，jiangzuzong，biewanshoujile，nidaodiyoumeiyoutingwoshuohuaa！”
jiangchendehaoxiongdijianjingjirengutukanzheditouwanshoujidejunyishaonian，kusangzhelian。
“biedaraowo，zhengzailiaomeizi。”
“wozhuo！dage，nishibushiwanglenishiruhetafangde！”
“还撩妹子！”
“laozipeinijinruyanyiquan，meihunchugeyanglaijiusuanle，zhijietafangle。”
“niyaoshizaibuhaohaogan，nishuoshuoni，nichulejichengbomuneishuqianyizichan，jiangjiashaozhudediwei，nihaishigesha，nihaiyougesha！”
zhanzaijiangchenshenbiandegutukanzheyouyanbujindejiangchen，qidezhiyaoya。
“wohaiyouzheizhangliana！”
“**&&￥%@##@@！”
tingdaojiangchencifanhuidadegutuzhijiebaozoule，kaiqileyoumeidezhongguohua。
“安啦安啦！”
“gutou！jiusuanwozheicizhendehulefanbuleshen，nijiuhewoyiqihuiqujichengjiachanbei！”
“fanzhengnigujiabiwojiayebuchasha，zheiyangyilai，zanmendefumuyebuhuizaiyinweiwomenbuhuiqujichengjiayeerduiwomenbuguanbugule。”
“有了！”
shuodaozheili，jiangchenbashoujishouleqilai，kanzhegutushuangyanfangguang。
“laojiang，niyazheimekan**shenme？”
“youtemebieshenmehuaipini！”
gutukanzhejiangchendingzhetaneifangguangdeshuangyan，neixinyitu。
bijingdoushicongxiaozaiyigedayuanzhangdade，taliangdoushiguang**yikuaiwandadehaoxiongdi。
jiangchenzheijiahuoyijue**，gutujiuzhidaotayaolashenmeshi。
duifangzheimekanzheta，jueduizaisuanjita，meishahaoshi。
“gutou，nijiushuo，womenshibushihaoxiongdiba！”
shuozhe，jiangchenshenshoulanzhuleduifangdejianbang。
“不是！！！”
“nizheijiumeijinglea。”
kanzhezijidehaoxiongdihaobuyouyudechaitai，jiangchenlianseyihei，lanzhegutudejianbangmeihaoqideshuodao：“nijiushuo，womenhaishibushihaoxiongdi。”
“shuoba，youbieshenmehuaipini。”
kanzhejiangchen，gutumeihaoqidekanleduifangyiyan。
“nikan，yaobunihuiqujichengjiaye，wohaizaiyulequanhun，zhihounijiunenghaohaozhaozhewole！”
“*&￥#&&￥@#￥@@#&！”
tingzhegutuneizaicixiangqideyoumeiguocui，jiangchenyongxiaomuzhiwalewaerduo，wanshibugongdeduizhegutubailebaishou：“xiaoyejinqule！”
“jintiankaizhang，mingtianjiushiye。”
“jiangchen，nizheige**，biewanglerenshe！”
“renshecaishizuizhongyaode！”
“yidingyaojizhu，zhenchengcaishibishaji！”
kanzheyijingzourudatingzhizhongdejiangchen，gutuzongganjue，duifangmeibatadehuatingjinqu。
“叮叮叮”
jiuzaigutuzhunbeizouxiangguanzhongquzhunbeikanzhejiangchen，bierangduifangnaochushenmeyaoezideshihou。
gutudeshoujixiangleqilai。
！！！！
“女魔头！”
kanzhedianhuaxianshi，gutuyanleyantuomo，etoudouqingbuzijindeliuxialenghan。
baozhebisidejuexin，gutujietongledianhua。
“xiaodi，worangnikanzhexiaochen，nijiushizheimekanzhede？”
“lao...laojie，neixiedoushiyaoyan，zhende，doushiyaoyan！”
“xiaochenzaiguoneichuanchudeneixiefeiwen，quandoushiyaoyan，niyoubushibuzhidao，zanguoneideyulequanjiushengxingzheizhongchaozuo。”
“都是炒作。”
“呵呵~”
“woxiandengjile，dengwohuilaizaishuo。”
bansuizheiyonglandeshengyinluoxiahou，shoujibeiguaduan。
“玩鸟，玩鸟！”
“laojiedouchuguobanianle，zenmehaidianjizhelaojiangni！”
“zheiyaoshizhidaolaojiangneixiebushichaozuodefeiwendoushizhende，wonima，mingniandejintian，jiushiwodetouqile。”
“怎么办怎么办。”
manlianshengwukeliandegutu，cishiyijingwanquanshiquzhenjiao，shihunluopodezhanzaileguanzhongqu。
cishi，zhuchirendetiwenyekaishile。
“diyigewenti：nimenweishenmelaizheigejiemuni？”
suizhezhuchirenkaiwen，jiabinmendehuidahenputong。
“xihuanzheigejiemu，jiulaile！”
“weilezhichiwodejiarenmen！”
jiarenmen？zhidaodezhidaonishigemingxing，buzhidaodehaiyiweinishigedaihuozhubo。
tingdaozheigehuida，jiangchenneixinbuxie。
lundaojiangchen：“laiqiankuai！”
【haha，laiqiankuaishenmegui！】
【wojianggeshuoshenmedashihua。】
【jiangchenjiuyizhanan，haiqingtashangjiemuganshenme？】
【buyuanyikankeyiyuanrundegun。】
【yejiuwojianggeganshuodashihua！】
【jiushi，jiushi，nikankanneixiejiabin，lianjuzhenhuadoubuganshuo。】
suizhejiangchencihuayichu，zhibodedanmufenfenyongqi。
suizhedanmuhuoyue，taizhangyekaishifenfu：“jiexialaidejingtou，duojijiangchen。”
“diergewenti：nimenxihuanshenmeyangdenvsheng？”
moufa：“yinledaoluhewozhitongdaohede。”
mougui：“taikuladenvhai！”
“......”
zuozaiyipangdejiangchentingzhezheiliangrendehuifuhou，neixinwuyuzhiji。
diyige，zuiqimahaihao，diergeshenmeguidongxi。
jiexialai，jiushishenmewenroua，xianshuadengdengchangguidehuida。
zhanzaitaishangdezhuchirentingzhezheixiehuida，ganjueyouxiewuqu。
zheixiehuida，yidianbaodiandoumeiyou，jiemuzenmenenghuo？
kanlai，zheijiemudebaodian，haishidechuzijiangchendeshenshang。
xiangdaozheili，zhuchirenyouxieqidaidekanzhejiangchenwendao：“nixihuanshenmeyangdenvhaizi？”
“漂亮的！”
“嗯~好看的。”
pazijihuidadetaikuai，jiangchenhaiweicimolemoxiaba，renzhensisuoleyixia，zaikaikoubudao“haokande”。
！！！
tingdaojiangchendehuidahou，zhuchirenkanzhejiangchendeyanshenweiweiyiliang。
kanlai，taxiangyaodebaodian，douzaijiangchenzheigehukashenshang。
“喔~”