第1章 婊狗天长地久

上京,七月。

shengxiaoniantuikaikafeidiandemen,yiyankandaojiaoluoweizhizuozhedenvren。

tachuanzhezisedelianyiqun,daizhesanfenbingtaimei,kandaoshengxiaonianmangzhanleqilai。

“wohaipanishengwodeqi,bukenlai。”

shengxiaoniandadalieliedezuoxia,zuilidekouxiangtangjiaolejixiacaishuo:“wozenmehuishengqi,nikanbuchulaiwozheishiyuqinguzongma?”

nvrenyizheng,yankuangsuijijiuhongle。

“wozhidaoniguaiwo。keshitazhuiwodeshihou,conglaimeiyoutiguoni,yaoshizhidaotashininanpengyou,woshuoshenmeyebuhuigentazaiyiqi。”

conglaimeitiguo?haizhenshiyizhenjianxue。

shengxiaonianlengchiyisheng,jiangshoujifangzaizhuomianshang。

zhenxiahaishijiaxia,wucundepingbaoshangdoushiyeyuchendelian,kanbudao?

tahuranwangqianyicou,yanshendaizhejifenchaofeng,“keshinimenyijingshuiguole,nishuozenmeban?”

nvrendeyanleishunjianyongchulai,“shiwobuhao,wobugaidayingta!ruguodawo,nengrangnixinlihaoshou……”

shuozhe,tashenshouquzhuashengxiaoniandeshouwan。

“dani?”shengxiaonianshuaishouduokai,sixiaofeixiaodekanzheta,“wopazanglezijideshou。”

neinvrenyiliandefujingqingzui,“nibuda,wozijida,zhiyaoninengxiaoqi……”shuowanjiushiyigeerguazi。

shengxiaoniankandaotashencejinjinzuanchengquantoudeshou,diyicijuede,tagenzijizhendehenxiang,doutemenengzhuang。

taaizhuangkelian,taaizhuangqianghan!

yinweitazhidao,zhuangrouruohuidedaotaxiangyaodedongxi。ershengxiaonianyeqingchu,bazijiweizhuangdexiangciwei,cainengbaozhuzijiyingdede。

jianshengxiaonianmeiyoufanying,nvrenbiaoxianchubeixiuruhoupianyoubunengshuochulaideweiqumoyang,yanleijiugenduanxiandezhenzhuyiyangwangxiadiao。

“jie,woyijingdaleziji,nishuo,haiyaowozenmezuonikenyuanliangwomen……”

“buyongqiuta!”yidaoshenyingkuaisuzoudaonvrendeshenbian,jiangtalaqi,loujinhuaili。

shengxiaonianshenziyijiang,zhenshizhalexinle。

zuowanshengxiaoxuejizijidadianhua,shuoheduolerangtaqujiudianjieta。

sheizhidaojingranzhuangjiantagenyeyuchenzaifangjianlinannvdanda,erqiezhankuangjilie,xianranbushidiyici。

jintianshengxiaoxueyuetachulai,tajiushixiangkankantashuashenmehuayang,meixiangdaojingranshizaiyeyuchenmianqianzhuangkelian。

正宗白莲花!

kanzhezheiyiduikangliqingshen,shengxiaonianmozhexiabasaolegelengyan,“yeyuchen,mafannigaoqingchu,wocaishinidenvpengyou!”

“kewoaiderenyizhidoushixiaoxue!”yeyuchenmuguangbinglengdekanzheta,“wogennizaiyiqi,zhishiyaonizuowodedangjianpai。”

盛小念不由得冷笑。

zheiwunian,tayonggezhongshouduanganzoutieshangyeyuchendenvren,shenzhixiangguoyaozuotabeihoudenvrenerfangqizijideyanyishengya。

meixiangdao,tajingranshizaiweibierenzuojiayi!

“neiwogongxinimenshuangjianhebi,zhuangbizaoleipi,zhuangchunzaorenlun。”shengxiaonianshuowanmaituijiuzou。

jiaobucongcongweikongkangbuzhuhuikuchulai。

chumenshangche,yijiaoyoumenchonglechuqu。

kesheizhidaoshengxiaoxuejingranyegenlechulai,yifuyisixiezuideyangzichongzheshengxiaoniandechejiuzhuangguolai。

shengxiaonianhedeyiduosuo,mengdafangxiangpan,wanquanmeiyouzhuyihoumianzhengchangxingshidechezi。

砰!的一声。

shengxiaonianneiliangershoudeaotuozhenggeqianliandoubianxingle,haihaohoumiandechesubingbukuai,yaoburantajiuyaoquxiamiankanlaomale。

keyaomingdeshi,tazhuangdejingranshiyiliangzhuangjiayueyeche,qishishiwushi!

shengjiasuiranyouqian,keshengxiaonianmeiyou,bataquanbujiadangjiazaiyiqiyemaibuqiyigechegulu……

盛小雪这个小婊砸!

shengxiaonianyonglituikaibianxingdechemen,fengfenghuohuodechongxiangyeyuchenliangren,ershengxiaoxuetiaojianfanshedebaotou。

qie!shengxiaonianyigeyanshendoumeiyoujita,tuzhexinghongzhijiadeshouzhijieshenjinleyeyuchendekudou,huluanyitongmo。

“niganshenme!”yeyuchenmeixiangdaoshengxiaonianguangtianhuaridejiuganliaota,lianseyebuzhidaoshixiudehaishinaode,tonghongtonghong。

shengxiaoniankantahaoxiangbeirudeyangzijiuxiangxiao,tajiushizaihaofangyebuhuizaidamalushangfaqing。

haoburongyimodaoyeyuchendeqianbao,tazhijietaochuyizhangheika,tadexiaoxinganhaizijizhuangche,dangrantachuxiuchefei。

“shengxiaonian,nifengle!”yeyuchenkanjianzijieduzuigaodeneizhangkabeinazou,xintengdehanqilai。

shengxiaonianxianxideshenzizhanzaiqishishiwushipangbian,xiaoqiaodexianggeguajian。

tabakadijinchechuang,duijiashizuoyifujinzhangmoyangdenanrenshuo:“nizheichejingzhuang,ji,hedianyajingcha。”

骑士十五世后座。

baichenyi,heixikudenanren,meiyujiandoushikuangao。cike,talengjundelianyipianyinchen,heimougengshishenbujiandi。

shengxiaonianganshoudaoyigulengqizhengzaicongdakaidechuanghuliwangwaimao,kongzhibuzhudecuolecuoshoubei,youqianyebuyongbakongdiaokaizheimedaba。

zhuantoukanzhezijineiliangmaozheheiyandeershouche,shengxiaonianxintengdebudele。

算了,事已至此。

taraoguochetou,zhijielakaifujiashidemenpashangqu,“shuaige,wanxiangyule,mafansongwoyicheng。”

neinanrenlengzheyizhanglianshuo:“zheibushichuzu……”

“jinjiang,kaiche。”yidaodichunqinghuanyoupianlengdeshengyinzaihouzuoxiangqi。

haibudengshengxiaoniankankanhoumianshishei,fujiashidemenbeimengdilakai,yeyuchenzhuazhutadeshoubeijiuwangxiatuo。

“woyaonijixiaoxuedaoqian!”

shengxiaonianyigemeizhanwen,chadianshuaidao。

xinmengdichoutong,taailewuniandenanren,tamomofuchulewuniandenanren,jiletahuanxiang,youqinshoudapotadehuanxiang。

taluchuyigexiesidexiao,“taqianglewodenanpengyouniyaowojitadaoqian?zuomeng!”

yeyuchenyanshenfahen,tuozheshengxiaonianjiuzou,“zuowantazhidaonidecunzai,kuleyiwanshang,taneimezaihuni,nijingrankaichezhuangta?!”

“yeyuchen,nizhenaishengxiaoxue,jiubataquhuijiashuanhao,bietemekandaosheidechedouzhuang!”

yeyuchenqideliansefaqing,shoushangdelidugengda,“daoqian!”

shengxiaonianpinmingzhengzha,“nifangkaiwo!shengxiaoxue,nijiagoufakuang,niguanbuguan!”

yeyuchenbeijinu,yangshoujiuyaojitalaigezuiba,queyingshengshengtingzaibankong……

buzhiheshi,yeyuchenshenbianchuxianyigebitagaochuyitoudenanren,qichangshangwanquannianyatashibei,yangzaibankongdebazhangjiushitajizhizhide。

nanrenshizaitaigao,shengxiaonianyangqitoujiushicimudeyangguang,mingmingshiyanredebayue,taquenengganshoudaoshenbianbuduanyichudehanyi。

cixingyoufuyouzhenshelidesangyin,rangrenxinzangyijin。

“放开她。”