第1章
guanshangrenhaimeiqingxing，naodaiguaziwengwengde，erbianhaiquandoushiqianglindanyu、baozhasheng。
哗啦！
yipenbinglengdeshuidoutoupoxialai，shashimiaoxing。
“tingzhe，congjinergekaishi，niyijingbuzaishihuaianhoufuren！nazhenidexiushu，gun！”
nanrendeshengyinxiangbingbao，heyihoufengzheziyiqi，chaotanaomenzaguolai。
guanshangbennengdongzuobisiweigengkuai，shudiyitaishou，jiangzheziniezhu。
ruodade“xiuqishu”sangeziyingruyanlian。
掀开一看——
zhanzaihoufumenmeixiadehuaianhouluzongping，dashenghechi：“jianfuguanshi，chenghunsannian、duoyouguoshi，qichuquanzhan、zuiwukeshe！”
guanshangyimushixing，jiangzheifenxiushuliulanleyibian。
“qiyi：bujingpomu。jiangpomuqidebingdaozaichuang，qijianrengduocixunxin，daozhipomuzhangqichanmianbingta！”
guanshang：epopozhuangbing！weilecuomoerxi！
“er：wuzi。chengqinsannian，bucengyouyun！”
guanshang：sannianmeiyuanfang！nvrenbunengwuxingfanzhi，huaibushangshibushiyinggaihaohaojiantaoziji，kankanshibushizijibuxing？
“san：shandu。cengjiangbenhouqieshituirujingzhong，yishiliangming！”
guanshang：jiahuo！tuixiaoqiedelingyouqiren！
“si：fankouji，sichuxiancheshifei，zhengrilunrenzhangduan！”
guanshang：zheikouguochunshuyutianwaifeilaide，weilecougouqikelongzhuzhaohuanshenlong？
“wu：daoqie，qunianzhongqiu，zaigongzhongtouquzhenfeiyupei！”
guanshang：touyupeide，nandaobushidiaojinglidexiaoqie？e，yijingbeisharenmiekoule，siwuduizheng！
“liu：shenhuaneji，qusuiranshangyibing，yishenchuangbazhijinweiyu，youaiguanzhan！”
guanshang：zheidianmeidepen！bujinshenshangyouba，lianshangyeyou！
“zuihouyitiao——jianyin！duocijiekouqusimiaojinxiang，yumafuzaiwaigouqie。renzhengwuzhengjuquan，shuangfanghuayarenzheng！”
guanshang：mafuyijingbeiluangundasile，zhengjuquanpingtamenniezaobei？
她给整笑了。
没错，她穿越了！
ta、guanshang！yihaoyongbingjuntuanda**，rencheng“luochaguanyin”，tegong、junyishuangliaodalao！
luocha，shuodeshitadesharenji；
guanyin，zeshitadenitiandeyishu，wanruguanyinpusayujingpingzhongdeyangliuzhi，youqisihuishengzhineng。
guanshang，renciyuxieedezongheti，maodunquezhenshicunzai！
eryuanzhu，huaianhoufuren，yejiaoguanshang。
dangnian，guanfushenweiwuhuangzizhishi，guanjiamanmenwujiang、poshouhuangdizhongyong，yishifengtouwuliang、rurizhongtian。
laohuaianhoushejiyuanzhuzaijijiyanshangluoshui，zhongmukuikuizhixiarangluzongpingbayuanzhulaoqi。zhihou，luzongpinggezhongtianyanmiyuhongpianyuanzhufangxin，caideguanfutongyizheimenhunshi。
可结果呢？
xinhunyezhananqingmeizhumadebiaomeijinledongfang，zichengyuanyizuoxiaozhiqiutayunxuguomen。yuanzhuzheicaizhidao：tabeipianlehun！
houmianliangnian，laohuaianhoubudanfenzouguanjiadeshili，shenzhi——
qunianhuangzizhengchuluoxiaweimu，guanjiabeizailegezuiming，jujialiufangqunanhuangzhidi。zheigezuiming，bianshilaohuaianhouniezao、bingtigonglesuoweidezuizheng！
duoxingbuyibizibi，tongnianlaohuaianhoubeianshashenwang，luzongpingjichenglejuewei。
luzongpingbuguxiaoqi，jiangqingmeibiaomeiguoxinerbataidajiaoyingquguomen，shiweipingqi。
shiquniangjiaweihu，yuanzhuzaihoufujihushirenjinkeqi！
zheibu，lujiazuchuandeniezaozuiming，zaochulaiqichuzhitiao。
jiafengbiangu、baoshouquru，zaibeidangzhongxiuqi，yuanzhujinugongxin，sizailehoufumenwai！
cishi，tayishenlangjie，zhichuanzheboshan。shenshangbudanbeipolelengshui，haiyoulancaiye、choujidanye，mantoulingluan。
buguo，ta“luochaguanyin”laile，shibiyaoweiyuanzhubaochou！
renruofanwo、shibeifenghai！
guanshanghuanhuancongdishangzuoqilai，weiguanrenqunhaibushao，chulehuaianhoufuderen，haiyoubushaohaoshizhe。
“qichuzhitiaofanlegezhengzhengqiqi，nengshishenmehaodongxi？nikantayanshen，zenme，tabufuqi？”
“zheideng**，renrendeerzhuzhi！”
“dui！data！dasita！”
yiqunrenchongleshanglai，nagunzide、natieqiaode、nabiandande......shouliyoushenmeyongshenme，meiyoudegancuibaxietuoxia。
shunjian，guanshangbeiweilegeshuixiebutong！
guanshangfaxian，zheilimianhaoxiedoushiyanshudemiankong——
luzongpingzheigesizhanan，haianpailerenhunzaichiguaqunzhonglimiandaijiezou，lingtouchongguolaidatade，jiushitaanpaideren！
luzongpingkanzheyanqiandeyimushifenmanyi，mouzhongshanguoyisikuaiyi。
jiangtadeweibiaoqingkanzaiyanli，guanshangchunjiaoyigou：panwosi？buhaoyisi，nidengzhesi！
huhufengshengxilai，tameiguyilin，paidierqi。
yigegongbushangqian，shoudaokanxiangqizhongyirenshouwan，duoguozheirenshouzhongdezhanggun。yizhengagaluansha，weigongtadeqibagerenquandoutangzaidishang，baozhexiafuaihao！
zhanggunzaitashouzhongxuanzhuan——hougedezhaopaidongzuo。
taweiweiyixiao：“zhuanyedajia，duoxiegeweipengchang！buzhongbuyaoqiane！”
jinguanmiansecangbai，zuichunyidianxuesedoumeiyou，lianshanghaiyoujigechouloudechuangba，quenaeryoubandianxuruodeyangzi？
zheiyimufanzhuan，shizaichuhusuoyourenyuliao。
luzongpinglengzhu，shuohuadeshengyindoudaizhezhanyin：“ni......ni......nizenmehui......nixiangganshenme！”