“tahebule，wotita。”xieciyiyinerjin，houjiegundongjian，yinlaiyipianqihongsheng。
“xiedaxiaocao，jintianzheimeduorenyaojiqiaodaxiaohuajingjiu，nidouyaotitayibeibeihema？”banzhangdiaokandao，“neinibudehedaoa？”
xiecimeiyanhanxiao，baqiaoyuanwangshenhouhulehu：“hedaoyouruhe？woxifudijiubuzhanjiuxingle。”
zhongrenyoushiyizhenqihongguaijiao，quanchangmimanzheqingchunteyoudezaodongqixi。
laoshilichanghou，xueshengmenwandegenghaile，yourentiyiwanzhenxinhuadamaoxian。
前几轮都是谢辞输。
diyigechengfashikantashoujizhiding。
“yuanyuan”lianggeziheranzaimu，houmianhaigenzheyikehongxin。
diergechengfashikantaxiangce。
manpingdoushiqiaoyuandezhaopian。
tapazaikezhuoshangshuijuedecelian，tazaicaochangpaobushifeiyangdefashao，tapengzhenaichashimanzudexiaoye。
disangechengfashikanbeiwanglu。
limianmimimamajimanleqiaoyuandexihao。
taoyanchixiangcai、xihuancaomeiweidedongxi、shengliqihuiduziteng、duimangguoguomin……shenzhihaiyou“yuanyuanshengqishiyaoxianbaobaozaijiangdaoli”zheiyangdelianaigonglve。
“zheiyetaitianleba！”nvshengmenxianmudezhiduojiao，“buguonimenbuzaiyigedaxue，qiaoyuanyouzheimepiaoliang，wanyibeirenguaipaozenmeban？”
xiecixiaodexiongyouchengzhu：“sheiganguaiwoderen？erqiewoyijingbangyuanyuanbaoleqingbeifujindedaxue，jiuzaiwoyanpizidixia，duibudui，xifuer。”
qiaoyuanzuijiaogouqiyimokuxiao。
yuanbenqueshishizheiyang，danxianzai，tadezhiyuanzaobeiguninggaichengleqianlizhiwaidedazhuan。
tataimoukanxiangjiaoluolideguning，houzhelianseshunjianshabai，shouzhijinzhangdijiaozaiyiqi。
乔愿不由好笑。
jiranzheimehaipabeichaichuan，dangchuyouweishenmeyaozuozheizhongshini？
tagangyaokaikou，xiayilunyouxixinshenbuningdeguningjiushule，chengfashiqinwenzuobiandenansheng。
buxingdeshi，zuobianzuozhedeshibanshangchulemingzhangxiangbujiadenansheng。
guningyankuangshunjianhongle，xiaoshengwennengbunenghuanyigechengfa，danbeizhongrenfoujue。
“不行，必须亲！”
guningbishangyanjing，zhandouzhecouguoqu。
jiuzaikuaiyaopengdaoshi，xiecituranqishenchekaineigenansheng，zijiwenshangleguning。
“huxi。”tadishengtixing。
全场鸦雀无声。
qiaoyuanganjuexinzangbeihenhenzuanjin，tengdetajihuzhixi。
yiwenjieshu，guninglianhongdedixue，xiecizheicaijieshi：“woturanxiangqilai，zheishiwozhiqiandeweizhi。guningzuobianderenshiwo。haole，chengfajieshu。”
qifenxianruguiyidechenmo，suoyourendoukanxiangqiaoyuan，yanshenlidaizhelianminheganga。
tabuxiangbeiweiguan，xiangdaoyanhuiyekuaijieshule，bianqishengaoci。
gangzouchujiudian，yefengfuguolianjia，tacaifajuezijilianshangbingliangyipian。
“愿愿！”
xiecijiuzhuishanglaizhuazhutadeshouwan：“duibuqi，nishibushishengqile？”
taxiaoxinyiyideyangzirangtaxiangxiao。
“我生什么气？”