jiexialaidesanbameichushenmeyiwai，wujuyouxihenkuaijiujieshule，jiaqilaicaiyigexiaoshichutou。zuihouyibajieshuhuidaofangjian，liyuekaikoudao“laobanwubayouxijieshula，neijintianjiudaozheilima？”
xianqiuzheicaizhuyidaoshijianguodezheimekuai，houmianjibayouxitadoushiwanyaogenzheta，tingtazaierbianqingshengxiyudeerbiankuakuakua，hantalaopo，tasuanshizhidaoweishenmeyourenchenmiyudianpeiwanle，zheigentanleyoushenmeliangyang？
wanle，taganjueyoudianshangtoule，tajuranxiangzaiduodajibashizenmehuishi？pingshitadianpeiwanyebuhuizheiyanga，gengduoshiweilejiemuxiaoguo，buguoxianzai……tamiaoleyiyanhetayiyangbushedezhibojianguanzhong，juedezheiyinggaibushitadewenti。
【a？？？zheimekuaijiujieshulema？】
【xudanxudanxudan！！！】
【我上头了家人们】
【kuaidiankuaidiankuaidiankuaidian！！】
【biebiebiewoquxiadanlewoyexianghe**jiewan】
【zheihewolaopoyaohewofenshouyoushenmequbie？】
“dengdengajiarenmen，wowenwen**jienengbunengxudan。”qishizuoweisucaidehuawanquanyijinggoule，danshichuyuyidiansixin，tayexiangjiezhewan。
jiujiuwohaoma：［keyixudanma？woxianzaiquyuewanshangxiadan。］shuozhexianqiujiunachulingyijiashouji，diankaileapp。
“keyide，woxiankankanyoumeiyoubierenxiadane，yinggaibuhuiyoushenmerende，laobannishiwojiedediyidanni，wojintiancaigangzhucede。”liyuediaochuhoutaikanleyiyan，yuanbenwurenwenjindesixinxianzaishi99+，tacaixiangdaoyinggaishizhibojianderenduitaganxingquguolaixiadanle。
benlaitadeyongjinshi30yibasuanshibijiaogaode，meixiangdaojiuzheiyangdanzihaishibaole，jiushijintiandayizhengtianyedabuwan。yushitaganjinhoutaitingzhijiedan，ranhouzhuangzuojingyadeshuo“laoban，nishigezhuboma？”
xianqiuyishidaoyinggaishizhibojiandeguanzhongguoqusiliaorenjia，daozhitabaolule。
tashunjianganjueyoudianshesi，bijingpingshitadoushizhengchangkaimaishuohuade，jintianzhuangnvdebushuo，hairangrenjianvshengjiaolezijiwujudelaopo，ranhouhaimeixiangpingshiyiyangzhudonggaozhijiubeifaxianle。
jiumingaaaaaa！！！taxianzaizhiganjuejiaozhikouchulesanshiyiting。
taqiangzhuangzhendingdediankaihuatong，ranhoujiejiebabadekaikou“buhaoyisia**jie，woqueshishigezhubo，neigewowobushiguyizhuangnvshengde，jiushie，woshizhibojianguanzhong，jiushijiushi，tamenyaoqiude，zhendezhendeduibuqi。”
【woxiaosihahahahahabeifaxianle】
【shibushiyourenqusixinle】
【wogangcaijiuquxialeliangdan】
【不是，甩锅是吧】
【chunqiuwomenzhiqiantiyideshihouniyemeifanduia，nibushiyelezaiqizhongma？】
【haohaohao，zhubozheiyangzishuaiguo】
liyueqishibingbuzaiyi，bijingtazaojiuzhidaole，dantahaishiguyichenmoleyihuier，jiuzaixianqiutantebuandeshihoucaixiaochulesheng“dangranbujieyi，shiwozijiwuhuile。haiyaoxiexielaobanzhibojiandeguanzhongyuanyidianwo，zheishiduiwodekendinga。laobanbangwomianfeizuolexuanchuan，wozenmehuijieyini？”
jiuzaixianqiusongleyikouqi，fangxiaxinlaishitaturanhuafengyizhuan，youyoudianqianyideshuo“buguojintian，yinggaishibunengzaijiezhedale，yinweihoutaidanzixianzaiyoudiantaiduole，baoqiana。”
xianqiuyoudianshiluode“a？”leyisheng，ranhouganjinshuo“meishimeishi，neinixianmangba。”
【**jieyetaiwenrouba】
【tahaigenwoshuoxiexie，taaiwo】
【loushangbiezuomenglexingxing，fenmingshigenwoshuode】
【？？？nimendongzuoneimekuaima？wogangcaiqufaxiantingzhijiedanleqisiwole！！！】
【xixihaihaowoxiadezao】
“neiwoxianzoule，laobanzaijian，zaikandeguanzhongmenyezaijiane。”shuozhe，liyuejiutuichulefangjian。
【gongxisuzhu，bencigonghuodeyiwansiqianxiaizhi，haizaibuduanzengjiae】xitonghuankuaideshengyinxiangqi。
“kanlaizhiboqueshishibijiaokuaidexiaizhizengzhangfangshi。”liyuemanbujingxindekanzhexianqiusixinshangfalaidehaoyoushenqing，guoduantongyi。tazhihouyeyouzuozhubodeyixiang，zheidangranshigehenhaodejihui。
ranhou，zaiyuewandezhuyeshanggualeyitiaoxiaoxi，biaoshijinyizhoudoubuhuizaijiezhejiedanzihenbaoqian。jiezhecaianzhaohoutaixiadanshunxu，yigegesiliaoxiaoxi，anpaishijian。
……
xianqiuxiabozhihou，jiujiangzheicidewubayouxisucai，jianlebijiaojingcaideduihuahaiyoucaozuozuochengshipin，fazailezuidadeduanshipinpingtaidouyinshang。
meixiangdaoyiyezhijianjiushouhuobaiwanguankanheshijiwandedianzan，shitajinqideshipinbofangliangzuigaode，erqiehaizaibuduanzengzhang。pinglunquxiamiandoushiwenshinagepeiwanshengyinzheimehaotingde，yiqunrendouzaineiliqiuidde。
yushiliyueyoululuxuxuchenggongshouhuoleshumubuxiaodexiaizhi，keyikaiqidiercishilianle。
diercichoujiangpingpingwuqi，quanshishuzhika，buguotayebushiwang，oufeishouhengdedaolitahaishidongde。tabasuoyoushuzhidoujiazailewaimaohetizhishang。
bijingtizhidaoxianzaidouhaimeijige，tazheijitiandadanzishijiantaizhanghaihuiweimibuzhen，jinglibujizhong，shentiguoranshizuizhongyaodebenqian。
yinweitaneitianzhihouyizhimeikaijiedan，zheijitianpeiwandeyoubushaorendoubahetayiqidayouxideshipinluxialai，fangzaidouyinshang。
chulexianqiuneigeshipin，zuihuodejiushiheyigefupodeshipin。neigeshipintawandelibai，fupojiuwanyaoguazaitatoushang，taweiyiguoquqiesiduimianzhonglu，ranhouyoufanhuideshihou，yinweisudutaikuai，yaohaizaimanyouyoudehuangzaikongzhong。yushitayouhuiqujieren，haidaizheyisiqiaopideshuo“zaole，wodehundiule。”
shengyinhaotingyouwenroudenvsheng，haishigeyewang，zaizheiyouxilifengmaolinjiao，yincitayizhiredubujian。zheiyedaozhitadezhuyexiamianquanshinannannvnvzaixiamianjiaolaopode，sixinyeyizhidoushi99+。
tasuanlesuanzheijitiandeshouru，jiashangbushaodafangdelaobanjidexiaofei，yinggaigoutamaigezhiboshebeile。buguozaineizhiqian，taxuyaoxianxuanchuanyixia。
zhenghaozheishixianqiuyouyicizhaoshangmen，xianshifaleyiqiankuaidehongbaoshuoshishipinhuoledeganxiefei，ranhouyouxiaoxinyiyidewentayoumeiyoukongjiedan。taganjuezheishigebucuodejihui，xinrantongyile，yuelediertianwanshangdeshijian。
【suzhu，niyaochuquma？】xitongyihuodekanzhehuanhaoyifudeliyue，naishengnaiqidewendao。
“shia，haojitianmeichumenle，dasuanquchaoshiyitang。”liyuekanzhejingzilidenvsheng，zaiwaimaoshangdejiadianguoranmeicuo。
tabenjiushizhongfahunxue，danshichuleyantongxikanshishenhuiseyiwaikanbutaichulai，yebushidabufenhunxueneizhongfengliyanlidezhangxiang。wuheilianglidezhangfa，zhengzhanglianqinglengerrouhe，buxiaoshitouzheyiguqinglengshuligan，xiaoqilaiyanjiaoyiwanbianshirumuchunfengdeganjue。
zheizhanglianmingminghaishiyuanlaideta，rujinquebiandeyuefajingzhi，meidejingxindongpo，ye……yuelaiyuexiangtademuqin。
jiuzaitawangzhejingzhongdezijichushendeshihou，zhuoshangdeshoujituranxiangleqilai，tazheicaijingxingbanhuiguoshen，zouguoqujiangshoujinaqi。
jianpingmushangxianshideshiyigeguowaidehaoma，tamianwubiaoqingdezhijieguaduan，shuliandelahei，suoping，jiangshoujifangrushangyikoudai，huanxiechulemen。