纸片人皇帝替我打脸穿越女第一章

chuandaogufengyouxichenglegeyahuan,wofaxian**yehewoyiyangshichuanyuede。

qianjiaoganghe**husuzhongchang,houjiaowojiubeiepozimaidaogongli,jitaijiandangduishi。

taijianmenqiangpowosihoutamen。

wokanzhetamenshenshangdeduipai,zheibushiwoyangchengshouyoulimiandegongtingwupinlihuima!

neizheigewangchaodehuangdi,qibushiwoyangchengdezhipianrenzaizai!

danshihuayoushuohuilai,zaidanglehuangdihouwojiuqiyoule,zheisuanbusuan……qiyang?

chuandaogufengyouxichenglegeyahuan,wofaxian**yehewoyiyangshichuanyuede。

haimeilaidejisuzhongqingjiubeimaijitaijiandangduishi。

wokanzhetaijianshenshangdeduipai,zheibushiwoyangchengshouyoulimiandewupinlihuima!

neizheigewangchaodehuangdi,qibushiwoyangchengdezhipianrenzaizai!

kezaidanglehuangdihouwojiuqiyoule,zheisuanbusuan……qiyang?

1

“xiaoguniangzhangdexipinenroude,liuxialaijiwomendangduishiba!”

toushangdeheibubeijiexialaideshunjian,wokandaojigexingrongweisuodetaijianzaisemimidingzhewo。

woqiantianchuanyuedaozheigudaishijie,chenglehuguogongjiadizhangnvdeyahuan。

wofushidehuguogongdinvsongwanzhenlazhewodeshoushuo,dajiadoushipingdengde。

jianyuwotingshuoqianzhenzi**xingqingdabian,suoyiwoduilejuanhao:qibianoububian。

songwanzhenlengleleng,tuokouduichu:fuhaokanxiangxian。

guoranwoliangshiqianhoujiaochuanyuede,jieguodiertianwojiubeijialiguanshideepoziyongyaomidaole。

“shilipozibawobangjiamaiguolaidema?”

“woshihuguogongjia**songwanzhendeyahuan,**yidinghuilaizhaowode!”

“nimenfanglewo,wokeyijinimenshujin!”

yuanshenbenlaijiushilipozinveside,kenengshiyinweiwochuanguolai,qisihuishengle,lipozipawoyaoxiehuihaita,caibawomaiguolaijitaijiandangduishi。

“meicuo!neilaoqianpokeshoulewomenshiliangyinzi。meixiangdaoshiliangyinzijiunengmaigeruhuasiyudexiaoyatou,zhuandale!”

yigejianzuihousaidetaijianliezhezui,luchuyikoucanchabuqidehuangya,cuozheshouxingfenshuodao。

wonumadao:“guangtianhuarizhixiaqiangmairenkou,jiubupawangfama?”

neishoutaijian“pei”leyisheng,zoushangqianyongdaizheniaosaoweideshouniezhuwodexiaba。

“wangfa?zaizheigongli,zanjiajiushiwangfa!”

womengdizhengtuotadeshou,yongzhiqianwangshangkanguodejieshengfangfazhengtuopaokai,jiangyipangdexingjujiatuifanjiupao。

“fanletianle,zhuazhuta!”pangdedataijiansihouqilai,fanshouzhuazhuwo,jiujiwoyibazhang。

wonakenguaiguaiaida,taishouqudang,huangluanzhongzhijiahuadaoletadeshoubei,huachujidaoxuehen。

pangtaijianfachujianruidejianjiao,“a!juranganshanglezanjia!”

“jiwobazheixiaojiantizianzhu,jintianbuhaohaoshoushita,tadoubuzhidaomawangyeyoujizhiyan!”pangtaijiannaoxiuchengnudidahou。

likeyoulianggexiaotaijianchongshanglai,yizuoyiyousisiqianzhuwodegebo,rangwodongdanbude。

neibeiwozashangdeshoutaijianconghuailitaochuyigenxizhangdeyinzhen,lengxiaodao:“zheimebulaoshi,zanjiakannizheizhijiayebieyaole!”

shuozhejiuchaozhewodezhijiafengxihenhenzhaxiaqu。

zuanxindetengtongshunjianxilai,wotengdelenghanzhimao,queyaojinyaguan,yingshimeihengyisheng。

jiuzaizheishi,woyuguangpiejiantayaojiandeduipai,xingzhuangshifenyanshu。

naohaifeisusikao,limajiuxiangqilai,zheibushiwowandeneikuangufengdiwangyangchengyouxilimiandewupinlihuima!

wochuanyuejindejuranshineikuanyouxi?

neidangjinhuangdiqibushi……

“nimendehuangdishibushi,murongdianqing?”

2

“hahahaha,xiaojiantizimobushifengle?juranganzhihubixiaminghui。”

“wokannishibuxianghuole,baosheidemingyejiubuleni!”

wozhengzhazheshuo:“wohebixiashipengyou,nimenrangwojianjianbixia!”

suiranwodangshiwanneishouyoudeshihou,zhinengkandaohaishilenggonghuangzideqbanmurongdianqing。

jitazuorenwu,kejinmaiyixiebeizichishi,meihetajianguomian。

bamurongdianqingyangchengweihuangdihoujiujuedemeiyisi,jiuqiyoubuwanle。

dankanzaiwopeizhetacongweimodaowendingdeqingyi,duoshaonengjiuwoyixiaba!

“nihebixiashipengyou?wohaishitaishanghuangni!yebuqiaoqiaozijizheifuhansuanmoyang。”

“jiushijiushi,yizhengfanleba!zanmenbixianeishihedengzunguizhiren,meirilimangyuchaotangzhengwu,nengrenshini?”

“tinglejijugongweimiwen,jiuxiangzhepanlongfufeng,yebusapaoniaozhaozhaozijishigeshenmedongxi!”

shuoba,tayihuishou,pangbiandexiaotaijianmenbianyiyongershang,jiangwoanzaidishang。

“jirannidongchexichebukenfushizanjia,neijiuxiuguaizanjiabukeqile!”

weishoudepangtaijianyilianyinhen,congpangbiandezhuozishangnaqidagun,zaishoulidianledian。

“denghuieryouniqiuraodeshihou,zanyoudeshizhemorendeshouduan。”

wokongjuhousuo,danhaishiqiangzhuangzhending:“nimengandongwo?yaoshirangbixiazhidaole,nimendoudesi!”

“bixia?haizaizheifameng,doujiwoanzhuta!”

pangbiantaijianyingshengjiangwoanzaidishang。

yigunyouyigunzhongzhongluoxia,wodehoubeizaoyipikairouzhan,yifubeixianxuejintou,nianhuhuditiezaishenshang。

dewoyanqianfahei,jijinhunjue。

danwozhidao,yidanhunguoqu,mianduidekenengshigengexindezhemo,wozhinengyongjincundeyishiqiangchengzhe。

pangtaijianzhuazhuwodetoufa,bawodeliandaiqilai。

“xingle,xianzailaoshilemei?”

我只是虚弱地呼吸。

pangtaijianzhuaizhewodetoufa,bawozhuaidaoshuigangbianshang,neimanshihengroudelianduidaowomianqian。

“jinribianrangnichangchangkutou。”

shuozhetamengdiyishuai,wodetoubianchaozheshuigangbianyuankequ。

haimeidengwofanyingguolai,youbawodetoushenshenanrushuizhong。

“nizheibuzhisihuodedongxi,bujiaoxunjiaoxunhaiyiweizijishizhuzini,fushizanjiazheimeweiqunima?”

feilidekongqiyuelaiyueshao,zhixiganbijindanao。

zaikuaiyaohunmideshihouyoubeitiqi,dakouhuqihou,youzaicibeianrushuizhong。

wozhijueqiusibuneng,tongkuwanfen,buzhiguolejizao。

pangtaijiansishijuedeshouleng,buzaizhemowo。

“daidaojiaofangliquguanjinbi,bujichide,bujishui,kantanengchengjitian!”

lianggetaijianyizuoyiyoutuozhewowanghuizou,luguoyuhuayuandeshihouwofangfotingjianle**songwanzhendeshengyin。

“**!wozaizheili,jiuwo!”

“songwanzhen!**wozaizhei!”

lianggetaijianwuzhuwodezui,jixubawowangwurendexiaogongdaotuo。

eryuhuayuanzhonglaifuyandesongwanzhenhaositingdaoshenmebanhuitouwangqu。

queshenmeyemeikandao,zhiyouguanjia**menzaihuatuanjincudiaoxiao。

jiuzaizheigeshihouwotingdaozhongrenshanhu:“wuhuangwansuiwansuiwanwansui。”

lianggexiaotaijianbuganbuguihuangdi,zaixiaodaoxiangzhehuangdifangxiangguixiaxingli。

haibuwangbawosisianzaidishang。

woxianghouzhengzhachoushen,geboshangquanshizhengzhachulaidexuehen。

tuoshenzhihouwokuangbenxiangyuhuayuandefangxiang。

“慕容殿青!”

3

瘦的太监追上了我。

suiranshiyanrenhaishouxiao,danshiliqizhongguibiwoda。

我被拽回了小道。

“nizheigejiantizi!shizhendebuxianghuole!”

pangtaijianqichuanyuyu,taishoujiujilewoyibazhang。

我恨恨瞪着他。

pangtaijianjuedemeiyouchuqi,naqiyikuaitaihushizhongzhongzadaolewodetoushang。

woejiaozhuanshunliuxiaxianxue,zhijueyizhentianhundian,xuanyunzhongyourenbawobangzailenali。

haobantianwozhengkaibeixuehuzhudeyan,faxianwobeibangzaileshanshihoumianyinmidedongli。

zheishanjianpianpidehen,woshuangshoubeicumashengjinjinfuzhu,zuilisaizheyikuaipobu。

zhinengfachu“wuwu”dexiangdong。

dongwaichuanlaiyizhenfenzadejiaobusheng,woxinzhongyijin,shimurongdianqing,baituoyidingyaoshimurongdianqing!

guoranmurongdianqingneiweiyandeshengyinfangruochuantoushibi。

“zheishiherenzaicizhishou?shinagegongde?”

wopinmingniudongshenzi,shitunongchugengdashengxiangyinqimurongdianqingdezhuyi。

woshuangjiaodengchuaizhedimian,yangqiyipianchentu,zuili“wuwu”shengyufajicu。

keshishengyinhaishitaiweiruole。

wotingdaopangtaijianchanmeiyingdao:“huibixia,cichushizanneiwufulinshikanguanzawuzhisuo。”

“gangcongmangjiangxiezaluanwujianguizhi,jingraoleshengjia,wangbixiashuzui。”

woshichuquanshenliqi,yongbeifudeshuangshouqucengdongkoudeshikuai,qiwangnongchuxiedongjingnengranghuangdichajueyiyang。

raner,shoutaijiantingdaowohuodongdeshengyin,ganmangtigaoyinliang,jixushuodao:“bixia,cichujianlou,kongwulenindeyan,nucaimenzheijiutuixia。”

yidaoshuxidenvshengyegenzhefuhe。

“shiabixia,taihouniangniangdenghenjiule,zanmenhuiquba。”

tingdaozheigeshengyin,womengranyijiang。

murongdianqingsiweiqiyi,jiaobushengjianyuan,woleishuishunjianduokuangerchu,shenjinzuilidepobu,manshikuse。

pangtaijianlvxianzoujinshandong,taijiaozhongzhongchuaizailewodeduzishang。

“chadianhuailezanjiadashi,nizheibuzhisihuodedongxi!”

“nizheigelianxianzaizhongdehezhutouyiyang,shenzidaoshihaicouhekan。”

pangtaijianshuozhejiuyaojiangwoyifutuoxia,wozanlituiju,juebuyunxurangzheizhongyanrenwuru。

juliezhengzhajian,wojingranhandongletaihushi。

zhiting“honglong”yishengjuxiang,neiyuanbenjiuyouxiesongdongdetaihushihongrandaodi,jiqiyipianchentu。

zheidongjingshizaitaida,jingfeileyuhuayuanlixiuqidefeiniao。

yeyindebuyuanchudemurongdianqingyixingrenfenfencemu。

murongdianqingmeifengyizhou,chenshengdao:“qukankan,neibianheshixuanhua。”

jigeshiweilingming,xunsuchaozheshandongbenlai。

pangtaijianhuangluandixiangyaowuzhuwodezui,worengzaizhengzha。

shoutaijiankandao,ganmangcongdishangzhuaqilaiyibashashi。

nadiaowozuilidepobu,niekaiwodezui,biwochidiao。

wobeipoyanxiaculideshashi,jianruideshizihuapolecuiruodeshidao。

wozhengzhakai,pazaidishanglianlianouxue。

zhayanjian,shiweimenchongjindonglai,jianciqingjing,weishoudeshiweiyibajiuzhupangtaijiandeyiling,jiangtahenhenshuaidaoyipang。

“putong”yisheng,pangtaijianshuailegegouchishi。

qitashiweiganmangweiwojiekaishengsuo。

murongdianqingsuihoujinrushidong,muguangzaiwoshenshangqunxun,yanzhongquemanshimoshengyuyihuo。

“nishiheren?zenhuizaicishourenzhemo?”

murongdianqingkanzhemianqianzheigenvren,beizhemodebuchengrenxing,quemomingjitayizhongshuxideganjue。

jiuweide,shuxideganjue。

4

woxinjirufen,shengyinqueouyachaozha,zenmeyangyewufaduitashuo,zijijiushitadeshenxianjiejie。

shineigezaitabeiqitahuangzituirushuizhongshi,jiutashangandeshenmililiang。

shineigebangtazailenggongkaikentudi、yangjizhongtiandeqiguaishenxian。

shineigekejinjitazhaobingmaima,zhutachengbatianxiabeibaixingchengweitianxuanzhirendeshenxianjiejie。

keshimeicishitushuohua,shazidouhuihunzhexueyedouhuicongzuiliyichu。

shoutaijianjianjidechengningxiaoyisheng,qiangxianshangqianyibu,jianzhesangzishuo。

“bixia,moyaotingzheifengnvzihuyanluanyu。”

“taxushibeishanyeguiguaifuleshen,laoshuoxieguaililuanshendedongxi,nucaipatajingleshengjia,zheicainongyaleta。”

wodengdashuangyan,nuzhishoutaijian,wuwuyanyan,quewufashuochurenhehua。

“jinriguanjuandouzaiyuhuayuan,sheijinimendedanzi,zaizheiliyongxing?”

pangtaijianjianzhuang,putongyishengguixia,kaishilianlianketou。

“bixiashuzuia!shizaishizheinvzishizaifengdiandelihai,nucaizheijiudaitaxiaqu,juebujingraoleguanjuan!”

murongdianqingyouyulexia,tadunxiashenzi,zixiduanxiangzhewo,shitucongzheizhangmanshixuewu、zhongzhangbukandelianshangxunchuyisishuxi。

zhangshijiandedudaheliuxue,rangwojihubunengshiwu,wonulibiaoxianchuqipanyuaiqiu。

pianke,murongdianqingzhanqishenlai,“jiangzheinvzidaiqutaiyineizhenzhi,daitanengyanyule,zhenyaoqinzishenwen。”

tasaoxiangneijigetaijian,“ruoshiganyoubanjuqiman,zhendingbuqingrao。”

说着转身就要走。

woganshoudaoshencebeihenhenqiazhu,pangtaijianyinxiediduiwoeryu。

“xiao**,budengsongniqutaiyinali,zanjiajiunengbaniwansi。”

buxing,wobunengluodezheiyangdejieju!

wobaofachuzuihouyiguliliang。

chongshangqianbaozhumurongdianqingdeshoubei,zhongzhongdalesanxia。