第一章
kanduolewangshang「laoshi,weishenmezhaopianshangmeiyouwomenjiazihan?」deduanzi,wozuoweiyimingshenzhongdeyoueryuanlaoshi,jiangyaofadezhaopianjianchalesanbian。
quebaohezhaomeiyouloudiaorenheyigexiaopengyou,meigexiaopengyoudanrenzhaoshuliangyeyiyang。
zheicaimanyidijiangzhaopianfasongdaobanjiqunli。
yigexiaoshihou,zhouzikaimamajiwofalesixin。
「qinlaoshi,neinvdeweishenmeduiwoerzixiao,tashibushixianggouyinwoerzi?」
tajiangzhouzikaidanrenzhaojiaoluoli,luchuxiaoliandechenjiajiaxiaopengyouquanleqilai。
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wofanyingleyihuiercaimingbaiguolaizhouzikaimamadeyisi,zhoulezhoumei。
xianbushuochenjiajiadangshibingbushiduizhouzikaixiaode,ershiduizhelinzhiyuexiaode。
kuangqietashenweiyimingnvxing,juranyong「neinvde」xingrongyigeyoueryuanxiaopengyou,shenzhizaoyaowusuixiaopengyougouyintaerzi。
好歹毒的心肠!
woqiangyaneixindenuhuo,xiangtajieshi:「zhouzikaimama,ninshenweiyimingnvxing,zenmenengzheimezaoyaoyigewusuidexiaopengyouni?nideliangxinguodequma?yaoshirangchenjiajiademamatingdao,duifangxinlihuizenmexiang?」
「erqie,chenjiajiadangshibingmeiyouduizhezhouzikaixiao,shiduilinzhiyuexiaode,zhidaoninshidanxinhaizi,buguoyebuyaoxiangtaiduoha!」
wodeyuqibusuanqing,woyiweiduifanghuishoulian。
meixiangdaotayigedianhuajiudaleguolai,wohuangluanzhizhongyiwaijietong,haimeidengwofanyingguolai,neibianyijingkaishipokoudamale:
「qinlaoshi,wojingnishigelaoshicaihaoshenghaoqijiang,nibiejilianbuyaolian!nikankanneigexiao**,xiaoxiaonianjibuxuehaotoushangdaizhewuliugefajia,chuanpengpengqun,hailiwoerzineimejin,zheibushigouyinwoerzishishenme?」
「woerzizhihoukeshiyaodanggaoguan,qubaifumeide,yaoshibeizheixiexiao**daihuailezenmeban?」
「woquannibuyaopiantanduifang,fouzewoquxiaozhangshijubaoni!」
wobeihuatonglichuanlaidejianlidenvshenghoumengle,gangyaoshuoshenme,duimianjiuguaduanle。
dangyoueryuanlaoshiwunian,wotouyiciyudaozheimejipindejiazhang。
shengwudeduoyangxing,suanshibeiwojianshidaole。
chenjiajiaaimei,danshizheibushishenmezhidexiuchideshi,gengbushibierenzaoyaotadeliyou!
「zhouzikaimama,wojingnishihaizijiazhangcaimeishuozhonghua,nincijingshangnaonengbunengbuyaocheshanghaizi,tacaiwusui!」
「wusuizenmele,dajiadoushinvrensheibulejieshei?zheizhongaidabandexiaonvhaixinsishizuiduode,youchayouyouxinji,woerzikebunengbeitamenkuangpian!」
「wobuguan,mingtiannibixukanhaoneinvde,bunengrangtakaojinwoerzi,fouzewojiujubaoni!」
wozaiyeyazhibuzhuneixindenuhuo,bawogenzhouzikaimamadeliaotianjilujietu。
gangxiangfadaobanjiqunli,danzhuannianyixiang,zhouzikaihaishigehaizi,ruguobeiquanbujiazhangzhidaole,rangxiaohaibuyaolita,tahuibuhuibeiguli?
woxinyiruan,zhidanfajilechenjiajiamama。
「chenjiajiamama,ninkanyixia,zhouzikaimamaduijiajiadeeyibijiaoda,mingtianwohuijitadiaoweizhi,ninyekeyigaojieyixiajiajializhouzikaiyuandian。」
chenjiajiamamaanjingleyifenzhong,feichangshengqi:
「haodeqinlaoshi,wozhenmeixiangdaotajuranzaibeihouzheimeshuowonver!kuiwojintianhaisongletayitaohuazhuangpin,bujiushixiangzhehaizitongzhuo,jiazhangyeyaodahaoguanxima!」
「tabushijuedenvrendabanjiushigouyinnanrenba,zenmejintianshoutaozhuangdeshihouzuidouliedaoerduogenqule!」
manghuoleyitong,yijingdaoshierdianle。
wobashoujijingyinshuijue,quanranmeixiangdaozheiyiwanshangwodeshoujibeidaraoleduoshaoci。