“啊”
suizheyishengcanjiao，liyutiandantuiguizaidishang，wuguanniuqudaoyiqi。
caoguihuahewuxiaoyanquandoujingdai，takeshicunzhangdeerzi，zheicikeshichuangledahuo。
“yutian，nimeishiba？”caoguihuaganjinpaoguoqu，zhejidexunwendao：“shenzijinizhaobubaoshang，nidengzhe。”
“滚！”
liyutianyibatuikaita，renzhetengtong，zizheyanuhou：“zhaojianghe，nige**，genlaozijianguanqu。”
“jintian，laozibubanirengbalizilishibuweiren。”
shuozhe，tadailaideneixierenxiongsheneshadechongguolai，zhunbeixiangzhaojianghedongshou。
“daiwojianguan？”zhaojianghebadishangdetiechuijianqi，lengxiaodao：“pingsha？”
“pingsha？heng！nige**dusilewojiayu，haigenlaozizhuangsuan？”
liyutianbianshuobiancongkoudailinachuleneiduierhuan，zhijieshuaizaizhaojianghedeshenshang，deyixiaodao：“zheierhuanshiwuxiaoyandeba？”
“laozikannihaiyoushenmehaoshuode？”
“bazheixiaozijiwobangqilaisongzhianduiqu，rangtazailimiandungeshinianbaniande。”
zhaojianghebuhuangbumang，jianqineiduiyinerhuan，lengxiaoyisheng：“nizenmezhidaozheishixiaoyandeerhuan？nandao，nichenwojiameirenjinlaitouguodongxi？”
空气瞬间凝固！
suoyourendemuguangquandoutouzaileliyutiandeshenshang。
nvhaijiajiadedongxi，tazenmehuizhidao？
“hehe！jiunijiaqiongzheiyang，laozijiusuantouhainenglainijia？”liyutianguyitingletingyaoban，yaodaishangguazhedahanxianbbjihuangdongjixia。
“tounijiayumimianhuiquweigouma？”
“laoziyishenpierkadan，jiulianyaodaidoushijinlilaide。”
“shuowotounidedongxi，nishibushiqiongdechuleshenmehuanxiang？”liyutianliezuibazuiba，dengzhedoujiyanwendao：“nihaibuchengrenshiba？”
“wuxiaoyandaiguozheierhuancunlibushaorendoujianguo，yaobushinidusilewojiayu，zheierhuanzenmehuiluozaiyutangbian？”
liyutiansihuzaoyouzhunbei，wanquanmeidandianchiyi。
tingdaotadehua，qitarenbaokuotingdaoshengyin，wenxunerlaikanrenaodecunminyedoufenfendiantou。
cunzhangwuyishicunlizuifude，wulunchengliliuxingshenmexinxianwanyi，doushiliyutiandiyigeyongshang。
ruruobushizhaojianghezhongsheng，neiyiniandetayegenbenburenshibbjishishenme。
“shijianwanwujieyouxiangsi，gengbieshuozheiputongdeyinerhuanle。”zhaojiangheshuangshoubaojian，bubeibukangdewendao：“xiaoyanyou，bierenjiumeiyoule？”
“nipingzheerhuanjiushuoshiwomendusinijiayu，shibushiyoudiankexiaole？”
“zaishuole，woweishayaotoudu？duiwoyoushenmehaochu？”
众人纷纷点头！
wuyi！zhaojianghedusicunzhangjiadeyufeidanmeiyouhaochu，faneryoubushaohuaichu。
“wopei！”liyutianqijibaihuai，yibazhuazhulezhaojianghedeyiling，sayedao：“nijiaqianlaozijiaqian，xianzaihaibushangqianjiudusiyu，shibushi？”
zhaojiangheyiquanjiangtadeshoudakai，xiaoerbuyu。
liyutianzheigoudongxidianjizijilaopobushiyitianliangtian，weibiliyoubuchengcaishichuzheixiasanlandeshouduan，mingyanrendoukandechulai。
“ni？nishuozheibushitadeerhuan，neitadeerhuanniganbugannachulai？”liyutiandengzhedoujiyan，weixiedao：“jintiannizhei**zhengmingbuleyubushiniliangduside，zheishimeiwan。”
wuxiaoyanyishuangmeimouqingkebeileishuichongying，zhuanshenpaohuiwuliquchujielaideyinerhuan，kuaisudehuidaoyuanzizhong。
“wodeerhuanzaizheili，liyutiandaizhenidegou，likegunchuwojia。”wuxiaoyanyongshenzidangzaizhaojianghedeqianmian，xinzhongmanshixinteng。
weilebaodayangyuzhien，zhaojiangheshoujinweiqu。
rujin，beiliyutianxianhaiyeshiyinzijierqi，tajuebunengzheimekanxiaqu。
“wo”liyutianjiandaoyinerhuan，liansedunshilvle，tahuiguotouhenhendekanzheqizhongyiren，zuilibutingtaoguzhe。
tashejizheiyiqiebentianyiwufeng，kexianzaibuzhimeidadaomude，haipeilemanyutangdeyu，huiquzenmejiaodai？
哼！
liyutianxiangdaozhei，bianleyifuzuilian，manlianjianxiaodao：“woshuoxiaoyanmeizi，nizheimexiangtagansha？”
“buru”tadeyanjingyoulizaiwuxiaoyanquanshen，shejiantianzhezuichun，shuodao：“burunicongle，qiandeqianbuyonghaile，yihoucunlizailaishouliangde，wojinishanglianggehaojiaqian，zenmeyang？”
“wozenmeyebizheige**qiangduoleba？niyaoshiconglewo，buzhibuyonghaiqian，gejinimaigedahanxianbbji，gengeyiyangde，haobuhao？”liyutianshuozhe，dashoubianxiangwuxiaoyanshenshangmoqu。
xianhaibucheng，huanleyifuzuilian。
啪！
tadeshouhaimeipengdaowuxiaoyan，lianshangjiujiejieshishideaileyibazhang。
“你？”
zhaojianghejiangwuxiaoyanladaoshenhou，wendao：“wozenmeyang？”
啪！
huayinweiluo！dierbazhangzaiciluoxia。
“王八蛋，你敢”
啪！
“weishenmebugan？”zhaojianghegenbenmeijitarenhejihui，lianxusanbazhangzhijiepaizaitalianshang。
liyutiandeliandunshihongzhongqilai，liangbianlianshangqingxikejianwugehongshouyin。
“jilaozishang，jintiandasita，wofuze！”liyutianmeixiangdaoyixiangrenrenzaigedezhaojianghe，jintianjingranxianghuanlegerenside。
yiqunrenfengyongershang，zhijieyaoduizhaojianghedongshou。
“made！nigechouniangmen，jintianlaozinongsizheiwangbadan，ranhoujiutaniangdeshuileni。”liyutianehenhenderangrangzhe，haobugujizhouweihaiyouqitarenzai。
“wokanjintiansheiganguan，niyaoshibucong，laozijiudangzhong**。”
zaichangdecunminjingranmeirenshuohua，neiniandaicunzhangjiushihefaeba，liyutianshicunzhangjiadedumiao，meirenganchuzheigemeitou，zhinengshibuguanjigaogaoguaqi！
“nibagangcaidehuazaishuoyibian？”zhaojianghelenglengdekanzheta，meiyujianchongmanlenuqi，shangyishitawonangyibeizi，zheicijuebugouhuo。
changniangannonghuodeta，duifuzheijigecaobaohaishibuzaihuaxiade。
“给老子弄死他！”
tingdaomingling，jigerennazhejiahuo，xiangzhaojianghedenaodaishangzaqu。
砰！
zhaojiangheshoujiyankuai，zhijieduoguoyigengunzi，meifeirenheliqizhijiejiangneijigerendademandizhaoya。
yanqianzheiyimu，rangliyutianmudengkoudai，tawanwanmeixiangdaozhaojianghejingranzheimenengda。
yiqianqifuzhaojianghe，tadouzhiyouguidiqiuraodefen。
“怎么回事？”
zheishi，congyuanwaizoujinlaiyigechuanzhifuderen，zhengshiliyutiandebiaoge。
yeshicunlizhianduiduizhangfengshaogang。