第1章 人到中年绿油油

2021niandong,chuncheng。

chuangwaipiaozheemaodaxue,bingfangneideqifenyehenchenmenyayi。

nianyuwuxundewangxiaodongkanzhetangzaibingchuangshangliansecangbaichazheyangqidexiaowaisun,jinliangxiangbangeguiliandoudouta,yipangchuanzheguangxiandenverquebunaifandishuodao:“ba,ninengbunengrangtahaohaoxiuxiyihuier,biedouta!”

wangxiaodongwenyantaohaodixiaolexiao,guoranbuganzaidounongwaisun。

wangxiaodongwonangleyibeizi,meishenmebenshi,jializhuyaojingjilaiyuandoukaotazuolvshideqizi。

laopohaiziqiaobuqita,nvernvxuqiaobuqita,laozhangrenzhangmuniangxiaojiuzigengshiqiaobuqita。

jintianyaobushiweilerangtalaiyiyuanjiwaisunzuopeixing,pingshixianglaikankanwaisun,haidekantanverdelianse。

zhuzhiyishizailianggehushidepeitongxiazoulejinlai,wangxiaodongdenverwangmeiganjinzouguoquwendao:“yisheng,peixingjieguozenmeyang?”

zhuzhiyishengsishilaisui,daizheyanjing,zhoumeixundao:“nimenjiashuyetaibufuzerenle,worangnimenzhaozhixiqinshuguolaizuopeixing,zheiweiwangxiaodongxianshengshishenmeren?congjianchabaogaoshangkan,tahebingrenwanquanmeiyouxueyuanguanxima!”

wangxiaodongdangjijiushiyileng,wendao:“yishengnizenmenenghushuoni,woshihaizitalaoye,haizitamashiwoqinguinv,zenmejiumeiyouxueyuanguanxile!”

zhuzhiyishiweiweizhoumei,xinshuonandaoshijianchabaogaochulewenti?

不会这么巧吧!

“yisheng,womenchuqushuoba。”wangxiaodongdeairen,wangmeidemuqin,tongyangnianguowuxunquebaoyangdeyideganhongfahuale。

tashizishenlvshi,yishuohuajiuhaoxiangzaifatingshangyiyangqishibiren。

wonangleyibeizidewangxiaodongquenuhoudao:“qutamashenmewaimianshuo,jiuzaizheilishuo!nishuo,shenmejiaowohewowaisunmeiyouxueyuanguanxi!”

yishengyeyouxiebugaoxing,tabingrenhenduo,haicongmeijianguonagebingrenjiashuganhezijishizheigetaidu。

wenyanchaofengdixiaodao:“zheiweixiansheng,niweishenmehenidewaisunmeiyouxueyuanguanxi,yinggaiwennideairen,erbushiwenwo。ruguoyouxuyao,womenyiyuanhaikeyizuoqinzijianding!”

shuowan,yishengzhuanshenjiuzoule。

lideyuanle,hainengtingjianxiaohushizaidishengxiaodao:“maya,yanglejishiniandeguniang,waisundouyoule,jieguofaxianshibierendezhong,zezeze。”

“shia,zheitoudingdoubushiyipiancaoyuanle,shi...woyexiangbuchulaiyongshenmecixingrong,fanzhengzheiwangbadangdeyeshiduyifenerle,hahaha。”

wangxiaodongnaqijianchabaogao,takanbudongshangmianzhuanyeshuyuhegezhongcanshu,zhihunshenzhandoudidengzheyanjingwenganhong:“zenmehuishi?”

wuliderenhenduo,ganhongdebamadididimei,haiyouwangmeidegonggongpopodouzai。

ganhongmianshangmeiyousihaohuangzhangdishuodao:“zheilishibingfang,womenbiechaodaohaizi,youhuachuqushuo。”

“hao,chuqushuo!”wangxiaodongshuaimenerqu,fachupengdeyisheng。

ganhongyidajiazidougenlechuqu,wangmeichumenqianhaitingjianpopoxiaoshengshuo:“nixifuerzheiyijiadoushishenmerena!dangmadebuzhengjing,zheiguniangniyedefangzhedian。”

wangmeidunjuelianshanggenhuoshaoyiyang。

louxia,wangxiaodongkanzheganhong,qiangrenzhenuhuowendao:“haizishibushiwode?”

甘红摇头。

wangmeidunshidengdaleyanjingyaohuangzheganhongdegebowendao:“ma,nihushuoshenmeni!”

“wangmeibushinidehaizi,tayinggaijiaotangmei,shiwozaimeiguoshihetangwenbodehaizi。”ganhongpingjingdishuodao。

啪!

zheimeduoniancongmeigandongganhongyigenshouzhidewangxiaodongyigeerguanghenhendishanzaiganhonglianshang,wangmeidunshijidongdiyonglituileyibawangxiaodong,dajiaodao:“ba,niganshenmeni!”

“biejiaowoba,wobushiniba!neigetangwenbocaishiniba!”

“**nima,nigandawojie,huoninglebanishi!”ganhongdedidi,jinniansishiduosuideganmengyijiaochuaizaiwangxiaodongduzishang。

tazhangderengaomadade,shianchengyoumingdeshehuiren,jiezhetabadeqianheguanxi,zaianchengkaileliangjiaktvheyijiaxiyuzhongxin。

zheiyijiaokebuqing,baxuwendongchuaidaozaidi,yikouqimeidaoshanglai,yizhangliandunshizhangchenglezhuganse,zhizheganhongzuichunjuliedirudongqueshuobuchuhualai。

ganhongjugaolinxiadikanzhedaozaidishangmianlutongkudewangxiaodong,jiuxiangzaikanyigemoshengren,yanshenmeiyousihaoaiyi,zhiyouxianqi。

就像这几十年一样。

“meiguodeshenghuochengbentaigaole,womenlianggegongfeiliuxueshenggenbenwulifudanyigehaizi,suiranwohenxiangzaimeiguojiubatashengxialai,zheiyangtayichushengjiunengyoumeiguoguoji。”

“danshimeibanfa,woruguobahaizishengxialaitangwenbojiuyaohewofenshou,wozhihaochenzhejiaqihuiguolaizhaoni。”

“wobenlaimeixiangdandanwunitaijiude,xiangzhebahaizishengchulaishanggehukou,ranhoujiurengjini,wojixuhuimeiguodushu。jianglaixuechengguilaiyoujingjinenglile,zaibahaizicongnishenbiannazou。”

“dantangwenbohuahuaguanle,wohuiguodaichanzheiduanshijiantangwenboheyigemeiguoniugaodaoleyiqi。wodangshihenshengqi,henxiangbahaizidadiao,danyishengshuohaiziyijingqigeyuele,zuoshoushuweixianhengao。”

“wozhuannianyixiang,zhiyaoyouzheigehaizizai,wohetangwenbojiuduanbulelianxi,suoyijiushengxialaile。zaibuji,haiyounidoudini。”