第3章 林哥出马,必马到成功!

linyizeixixideshuodao:“pangzi,hainengrangnilaomaduonongjizhangpiaoma?”

pangziyileng,dao:“zenme,haiyourenyaoqu?”

linyipiezuidao:“pangzi,nishuozanlianggeyemenqukandianying,suanzenmehuishi,henrongyirangrenwuhuidehaoba。

nibushiduizuoniqianmiandeliaomintongxuehenganxingquma,zheikeshigehaojihui,yaoqingtayiqikandianying,liangrenjianbingjian,pengzhebaomihuaniyiketayilide,duodaijing,zenmeyangneichangjingninengxiangxiangdedaoba!”

pangzixianshiyizhenxiangwang,zuijiaodoubuyouguachuxianshuilai,suijimashangxingwuguolai,lianyihong,zhizhiwuwudao:“ni……niluanshuo,woshenmeshihouduiminminyouxingqule,luanjiang!”

“hehe!doujiaoshangminminle,haimeiyoujianqing”,xiaonianqinghaishitainenle,linyihaishidekaidaokaidaota,“pangzi,wokeshinizuihaodegemen,shuojutaoxinwozidehua,zanmennixianzaimashangjiuyaogaokaole,dengkaowanzhihoutongxuemenneijiushigebendongxile,shuonantingdian,yihounengbunengzaixiangjianneidoushiweizhishu,suoyia……!”

shuozheyuzhongxinzhangdepailepaipangzidejianbang,dao:“chenzhenianqing,haiyoujihui,zangaichushoujiudejishichushou,buranzhendeshihouhuimojie!”

shuowanbiantaijiaoxiangqianzouqu,liuzhepanggedailengyuandikukusisuo,meixingchuduoyuan,meichutadesuoliao,pangziyouzhuilaishanglai,kanleyanlinyi,sizuochuleshenmezhongdajuedingban,“linyi,woxianghaole,woyaozhuiliaomin,woyaozaigaokaojieshuqian,jiangtazhuidaoshou。”

“ng!”linyimanyidediandiantou,“ruzikejiaoye,buguonidexiangbanfaduozhengjizhangpiao?”

pangzidashouyihui,haomaidao:“zhongwuwohuiquchifan,rangwomaquwentatongshiyaojizhang,kendingmeiwenti。”

“行,那就好!”

liangrengoujiandabei,linyiyilujitajiangjiezenmeliao.meidetaoluhexinde。

……

laidaobanjijiaoshi,liangrenzuodaolezijizuoweishang,linyitonglexiapangzidegezhiwo,rangtaganjinxingdong。

ganglushanghainiu.bihonghongdepanggezheihuiqueshiweile,xiaoshengshuodao:“linyi,wo……wokanhaishizaidengdeng,wodehaohaoxianggefazi,zheimetuwuzhijiedequwenrenjia,taitangtule,bulimao。”

尼玛!

这还矜持上了!

linyikebuguanleneimeduo,mandamansuanjiulianggeyuedeshijianle,zaimomocengcengxiaoshoudoumeideqian,zhijiejingong,duizheqianpaichuanzheyishenqianlansetixudenvshengshuodao:“ai,liaomin,pangziwanshangyaoqingnikandianying,zhihuanwang,laohaokanle,niquba?”

pangzixianranmeiliaodaolinyidanzihuizheimeda,zheimezhijie,huashuochukoushi,hededoushigandanzhan,zheitemeyaoshijirendangmianjujuele,tahaiyoushalianzaisanbandaixiaqu。

linyizheiyishengjiao,shengyintingda,zhoubiantongxuefenfenchaotamenkanlai,qianpaideliaominxianranmeiyouduoshaozhunbei,dangjinaolegedahonglian,zhuanguoshenlai,youxieyuannudekanzhelinyiliangren。

linyiqueshiyidianbuzaiyi,xipixiaoliandao:“liaomin,zheikeshipanggeyifanhaoyi,nibuzhidaozheidianyingpiaoqiangshoudehen,pangzikeshifeilehaodajingcainongdaoshoude,zenmeyang,jigemianziba……!”

jianduifangyouyubujue,linyiyoushuodao:“wozhidaonizaidanxinshenme,youbushizhiyounimenliangren,woyequ,niyigenvhaiyaoshibufangxin,yekeyizhaonipengyoua,biru……nidetongzhuole。”

zheihuafeichangjuyoumihuoxing,qishitadezhenzhengmubiaojiushiliaomindetongzhuo,nvxuebajiannvshenshuyuhan,zhiyupangziyejiushishunzhebangdaiyixia,zenmeshuozheidianyingpiaohaidezheijiahuobangmang。

qianshideta,duiyuzheiweizuozaitaqianpaidegaoaonvshen,zenmexingrongni,tabu‘renshi’ta,taqueduitashentidemeigebuweikeyishuoshixiangdangdeyousuoshenrulejie。

meimeiyelizhanzhuanfance,kuzaowuweishi,tazonghui‘ruyuedaolai’,xiangyixiangwei,diertianxinglaizhishi,queyishixishengzi.sunqianqianwan。

ai!zhenshiyiyannanjina!

说多了都是泪!

jiranzhongshengle,juebunengzaixuduguangyin,jinshuiloutaixiandeyue,zheimehaodejihuiyaobubawozhu,youzenmeduideqizhongshengerzi。

yitingbushizhiyoutamenliangren,xiaoguniangmingxiansonglekouqi,dianlediantou,“neihaoba,woxianwenwenyuhanxian。”

zenliaohaimeikaikou,nvshenqueyishizhijiejujue,“buyongle,minmin,wanshangwohaiyaoxuexi,meishijian,nizijiquba。”

shengyinhengaoleng,hetayinxiangzhongyiyang,yirujiwangdeshengrenwujin,bielaifanwo。

lianshendoumeizhuanguolaiyixia!

liaominyeshizuoyouweinan,kanlekanyanlimanshiqidaidepangzi,burenjujue,yebuhaodaying,yanchouzhejiuyaohuangle。

linyigaizhanchulaile,yangzhuangshengqidao:“shuyuhantongxue,nizheijiubuduile,xuexishizhongyao,danyebunengyidianbugutongxuezhijiandeyouyiba,laoshibudouyizhijiaodaowomen,yaodezhitimeiquanmianfazhan,ng……nizheixingweiyouxiepianpo,keshibuxing!”

唰!

huayingangluo,nvshenyixiajiuzhuanguoshenlai,meibatajiheyitiao,shuyuhanmeimuyuandeng,qiaolianweinu,jingzhiyourendexiaozuijinjinminzhe,saibanggudelaogao,xianrangangcaineifanhuabazheiweidaxiaojiejirezhele。

haoyihui,qiongbiyisong,qihenghengdao:“linyi,nishayisi!wozheibuqu,nandaohaipohuailetongxuezhijiandeyouyibucheng?”

linyishuangshouyitan,zuowuguzhuang,xiabaduizheliaomin,pangziliangrenyangleyang,“nizijikankanhaole,niyaoshibuqu,neiliaominkendingbuhuiqule,liaominbuqu,pangziyebuhuiqu,pangzibuqu,woyejiuqubuchengle……nishuoshuo,nizheishiduodadezuiguo,jiuyinweinibuqu,nongdewomensanrendoukanbuchengdianying。

ai!youyia!tongxina!

womenyejiuxiangdajiabijingtongxueyichang,mashangjiuyaogaokaobiyele,xiangzhejuyiju,kanchangdianying,zheiyaoqiubuguofenba,weihezongyaojurenyuqianlizhiwaini!”

linyideyifankankanertan,qingzhenyiqie,daobashuyuhanjishuodeyilengyilengde,zuozaitamianqiandezheijiahuoshineigepingriliyishengbuhang,jiantamiandouhuilianhongdelinyima?

youkanlekantongzhuoliaominhezhangbinneikewangdeyanshen,sicunpianke,shuodao:“neihaoba,wanshangkandianyingwogennimenqu,buguobunengtaiwan,jialiwomabuyunxude。”

“buhui,buhui!kanwanyejiubadianduo”,pangziwenyanjidongdechadianmeitiaoqilai,ganmanghuiyingdao。

“ng,neijiuhao!”shuyuhandianlediantou,bianzhuanguoshenqu,youyiwuyideyoukanlelinyiyiyan,tazongjuedezheijiahuoyoushenmebudui,guaiguaide,queyoushuobushanglai。

dengqianmianliangnvshengzaianxinxuexi,pangzizheicailuchulushanzhenmianmu,neizhanglianxiaodekuaizhechengleyiduoju.hua,yiquandazailinyidezuobeishang,dishengxingfendao:“nizheijiahuo,gangkuaibeinijihesile,xinghao,jieguohaisuanbucuo,hahaha!nishuonishashihouzheimenenghuyoule,wozenmeganjueduiniyuelaiyueburenshileni。”

linyixiaolexiao,meiyouhuiying,zhuanlegehuati,“zhongwuhuiqu,piaodeshiqingqianwanbiewangji,zheiyaogaozale,woyebangbule,ng……zuihaozaiduonongjizhang。”

“nifangxin,woyoushu,buguonihaiyaopiaoganma?haiyaoqingren?”pangziyihuodao。

“yifangwanyima,meizhundaoshihaiyounvshengyaolaini,duoduoyishan,zanlaizhewuju,shiba!”linyixiaodeshenshiwei.suo。

“e……haoba!”pangzikanzheijiahuoxiaodeneikeemoyang,zhendehenxiangbiantayidun。

……

yitiankexialai,panggeshishenhundiandao,lebusishu,liutangkeyouwumenkebeilaoshidianmingxunchi,zheishaxiaozihaishilediangebuting。

还能说啥!

aiqingdeliliangtajiushizheimeweida,niucha!

rangyuanbenyijinggoushaderenbiandegengjiade……sha!

fangxuehou,doushuohaoledaoshidianyingyuanmenkoujian,doucongconghuilejiaxian,bijingshigehuodong,younanyounv,zenmeyedehaohaodaochiyifan。

zuoweifaqizhedelinyi,neigengbuxuduoshuo,huijiadelushang,zhijielilegeganjinglisuozaihoushihenliuxingdeduanfa,liangbianzhijiedabo,luqingpideneizhong,zhongjianshaoshaoliuzhangyidian,zaiaogexing,jingzishangyizhao。

我去!

这帅小伙特么是谁!

jianzhiliudeyipi,xiangxiangjinwanyinggaishiwenle,hengheng!shuyuhanhaishiguaiguaidaolaoziwodewanlilaiba。

huidaojiayoushiyizhenmanghuo,fanxiangdaojudeyeshipinle,zuihoudapeileyijianqingshuangdebaisetixu,podongniuzi,xiamianyishuangbaisefanbuxiuxianxie。

qishi,linyizhangdehaishibucuode,bushitazikua,yimiqibadeshengao,zheizaihoushisuandeshangshihuangjinshencai。

yichuanzifumudejunlangwuguan,yuanbendingzhegebuhuidalidehanshizhangfa,ziyiweiganjuelianghao,bazheizhongyoushijibaibailangfeidiaole。

xinghao,xianzaiyigeqingshuangliluodeduanfa,liangzhejianzhishijuepei,zenmekanzenmexiangdoujiaoshou。

这可怎么办?

yihuineibangnvshenghuibuhuijianseqiyi,feilita,zheishigedehaohaokaolvdewenti。

lvexiandanbodeshenqu,yebusuantaishou,bushineizhongpaiguxiong,haishiyouxiejiroude,bumingxian,haixing,tatingmanyide,yihouduoduoduanlianjiuhao。

kanlekanshijianyijingchabuduole,congchuangtoupugaixianachuxinxinkukuzanxialaideyibaiduokuaiqian,zheishitamuqianquanbudegerenzichanle。

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pjxianshigeneiluxiaoxiancheng,jingjizaiquanshengbuhaobuhuai,paimingsuanshizhongyou,jiuneimeyijiadianyingyuan,linyilaidaoshi,menkouweizhirenyingchongchong,bianshangmaiguazihuashengbaomihua,gezhongxiaochitanfanyaoheshengbujueyuer。

热闹的很!

linyizhanzaibuyuanchu,wangrenqunlichakan,queshiyiyanjiuqiaochulepangzi,bushitayanliyouduohao,shizaishizheijiahuochuandetaitemesao.qile。

yijianxingmudehuagezichenshan,dixiachuanshakanbudao,buguoneizengguangfaliangdedabeitou,youruyelideyizhanmingdeng,shizaitaixianyan。

kanlaizheijiahuoweilepao.daoliaomin,yetaniangshipinle。

qiaoqizuoyousiguzhejimoyang,linyixiaozhezouleguoqu。

“pangzi,nixiaozilaidegouzaodea!”linyilaidaotashenpang,pailexiahoubei,shuodao。

pangzizhuanguoshenlai,zhengyaodazhaohu,buguodangkandaolinyidemiankongshi,“danglang”yisheng,linzaishouzhongdeyidadailingshihedediaoluozaidi。

wanrujianleguiban,bukezhixindao:“linyi!ni……nipaobangziguozhengrongqule?!”