linyijiangliangrenlingdaopangzisanrenmianqian，jiandanjieshaoleyixia，qifendouhaisuanrongqia，chuleshuyuhanbuzhizenmede，yifuyaoyaqiechi，yaoshengtunhuoboletade‘zhengning’moyang。
haozaizhongmeimeidaozuihoudoubeilinyijihuyoujinledianyingyuanli，zhijiandezuoweiyebeitayouyidiaozhenglexia，pangzimeiyougonglaoyeyoukulao，zibunengkuidaita，zuobianshiliaomin，youbianshisuchengdeneimingtongxue，nenggenxiaohuazaiyiqide，xiangmaokendingyoubaozheng，panggejiazaizhongjian，gujidoukuailefengle。
“lai，minmin，chichi，zheishiwozhuanmenjinimaidemeigan，kehaochile……xiaochen，neigebiekeqi，dajiadoushitongxue，chidianguazi！”
linyiliangpangziranshishuyuhanhesucheng，zuozaizhongjiandetahecengxiangguo，renshengyouneimeyike，liangdaxiaohuahuipeizuoqizuoyou，yaobuyaozheime**，xiangyan！
令人无限遐想！
“lai，yigege！wolaiweinichibaomihua！”zheisudaogutoudeshengyinlaizishuyuhan，lianggenqingcongbandeyuzhi，jiazheyilibanbaidebaomihua，weiruletadezuizhong，chunzhixiangchu，yizhenxinjingdangyang，taganjuezheikeyishangletiantang。
“yigege，lai，chiwodema，zheibangbangtangketianle！”zheishixiaohuasuchengdetianninisheng，ranhouyigentouzhejingyingdetangguocoudaoletadezuibian，dounengwendaodandandefangxiang，“e……zheige，chengcheng，zheihaoxiangshinigangcongzuilinachulaideba？”
“zenme？yigegenixianqiwo……？”huameishuowan，taaodeyikou，zhijiejihanzuiliqule，kaiwanxiao，xiaohuadoubujieyi，tahaizhuanggemao，zheitaniangjiushijianjiejiewen，aiyouyouxiangxiangdouyaomeisi。
shetoufeikuai，tianzheneigenbeixiaohuawenguodetangguo，yaojitashengshengjiaosuileban，zheiriziguode，taitemexiaosale，bujinhahadaxiaoqilai。
“ha……ha……hahahaha！”xingyeduyoudebiaozhixingxiaosheng。
“啪！”
lianshanghaoxiangbeirenjiqingdaleyibazhang。
嗯？
“linyi，nifashenjingle，shaxiaogeshaa？”erpanchuanlaishuyuhannaonudeshengyin。
zheijiahuobuzhiyoufanamenzishenjing，baozhegebaomihuatong，yigerengeneishale，qiaoqiaoneizuijiaoliushuilaidekoushui，gengeshaziside。
baituo，zheikeshidianyingyuan，zhouweizheimeduoren，shuyuhanzheihuihenshihouhuiweishenmeyaozuodaozheijiahuodebianshang，jijizhuanguolianqu，gentabaochijuli，dangzuoburenshi。
lingyibiandesuchengyebuhuangduorang，suimeishuyuhanbiaoxiandeneimemingxian，danyeshiyouyiwuyidewangyipangnuolenuoshenti。
yinwei，zheigejiaolinyidenanshengzheihuikanzhenaozishiyouxieshadiaole。
buguolianpikanbichengqiangguaijiaodelinyi，ziranbuhuibeizhouweizheixieyiyangyanshensuodarao，wenwenzuozaineili，tianzheliangenliangxiaohuataozhejinhu，yebuguanrenjiayuanbuyuanyi。
就是这么尿性！
yichangdianyingxialai，tajihumeiyourenzhenkandianyinghuamianchaoguoyifenzhong，xiaoguoyeshimanman，duishuyuhanyoulejinyibudegengshenrulejie，zhiyusucheng，biedebuganshuo，zuiqimarangtazhidaoyoulelinyitazheimeyihaoren，duiyuwanghoudejinyibujiechu，zuohaolejiandingdejichu。
zongzhi，zheiyichangyoutacehuadedianyinghuodong，suoqudedejinzhanhaishirangtaxiangdangmanyide。
yixingrenchuledianyingyuan，waimianyishiqiheiyipian，kankanshijianyelaidaolebadianduo，suchenghetadetongxuegenlinyitamengaoleshengbiehou，bianliqu。
linyidaomeitichuxiangsongshenmedehua，bijingcaigangrenshi，zheijiutianzheliansongrenjiahuijia，henrongyirerenfangan，yusuzebuda，jieguohenkenengshideqifan。
suoyi，tazhishiguazhexiaorongshuo，lushangzhuyianquan，kanzhedianchezi，zheijiugoule。
ranhouhaishengtamensiren，linyijipangzidilegenanrendoudongdeyanshen，panggequeshiyilianmeng。
这个傻小子！
linyiwunai，zhinengzaidubangmang，“pangzi，nikandouzheimewanle，yeluyebuanquan，nijiusongminminhuiquba。”
“a……！”pangziyileng，suihoumengranxingwu，“a，hao，hao，minmin，linyishuodedui，zheitiandouzheimeheile，niyigenvhaizibuanquan，wo……wosongnihuiquba。”
“e……neige！”liaominyouxieyouyubuding，tayoubusha，pangziduitadezhuduobiaoxian，xingwei，xinliyouxietianmi，qiuzhudemuguangkanxiangshuyuhan。
yishuyuhandeconghuiyouzenhuibuzhilinyiliangrendadeshenmezhuyi，buguodaoyemeifandui，“minmin，pangzishuodedui，zheimewanle，niyigerenhuiqubuanquan，jiurangtasongnihuiquba。”
liaominyejiudianlediantou，qishitaxinliyeshiyoudianxiaoqidaide。
pangziwenyan，jidongdechadianmeidashenghanchulai，yiwangtadoushiqiaoqiaogenzong，xianzainengzhengdaguangminghusongrenhuijia，zheiyiyibuyaneryu。
jilelinyiyigeganjideyanshenhou，pangziheliaominyeliqu。
dianyingyuanmenkoujiushengxiatamenliangren，linyianziqingzhu，niangdezhongyubazheixiegeaishidediandengpaojizhizoule。
“neige，jiexialaizanliangzenmeshuo，huiqu？”linyidakaihuati。
shuyuhanwuyudekanlezheijiahuoyiyan，dao：“buhuiqu，gezheichuifenga，xingle，wozhidaoninaozilizaixiangshenme，wobuyongnisong，niyezaodianhuiquba。”shuowan，meijilinyihuifudeshijian，zhijiezhuanshenwangqianxingqu。
linyinahuizheimeqingyifangqi，zirantianzheliandegenleshangqu，genleyoushiduofenzhong，shuyuhanturantingxiajiaobu，zhuanshenxingyandengzhelinyi，meihaoqidao：“nizheiren，zhenshilaipigou，dougennishuolebuyongsong，zenmehaigenzhe。”
linyitanletanshou，yilianwugudao：“wokemeiyougenzheni，woshihuijiahaoba。”
“he！”zheidaobashuyuhanjiqilele，“linyi，wojidenijiazaichengnanneibianba，xianzainizoudekeshiwangchengbeidefangxiang，nihuidenamenzidejia！”
beijiepohuangyan，linyiyijiuxiaomimide，“ai，shuyuhan，nizenmezhidaowojiazaichengnan？mobushinizhuanmendatingguo？ng……nanbuchengnixihuanwo？”linyiyuchujingren，dadalielieyidianmeifudan，buguozheishuyuhanjingranzhidaotajiadeweizhi，daoshirangtashaoyouxiechayi。
“ni……！”youbeizheijiahuojiqideshuobushuohualai，taxianzaiduilinyi**houlianpiyeshiyoulegequanmianshenruderenshi。
buzaidalizheimeixiumeisaodejiahuo，zhuanshenchaoqiandabuzouqu，niyaogenjiugenzheba，yihuikannizenmehuiqu。
buleisinizheihoulianpijiahuo！
yiluqihenghengde，naoziliquanshimalinyidehua，huiguoshenlaishi，jingbuzhizhuandaoleyiyoushendexiaoxiangzhong，zhouweiheiqiqide，anjingdekepa，huitoukanleyiyan，yemeileneijiahuodeshenying。
bijingshinvhaizi，danzixiao，zheishiyitiaohuijiadejindao，buguopingchangtahenshaozou，tingshuoyiqianzaizheilihaifashengguoyiqimingan，yiweiluguozheilidenvzibeiduozangzaiqizhongdedaitujiqiangjieshahaile。
shuyuhanaonaodoushilinyizheijiahuohaideziji，jiaobuyebuyoudejiakuaiqilai，“tatata”kongkongdangdang，zhinengtingdaozijidejiaobusheng。
渗人的很！
“登登登……！”
shenhouheianchuyizhenjicudejiaobushengtuwuxiangqi，yuelaiyuejin，yuelaiyuejin……！
hedezaoyiliansecangbaideshuyuhan“a”deyishengjiaolechulai，jiaoxiayigebuwen，jiuyaoshuaixiaqu。
liangzhiyouliqiewenredebeibangjiangtaluoxiadeshentilaolaobaozhu，bimianleyudimianlaigeqinmijiechudejihui，shuyuhandediyigeniantoujiushi，wanle！zheishiyudaojiefeile。
buguo，xiayimiaoxipixiaoliandeshengyinxiangqizhishi，tagangxuanzhedexin，youshiluolehuiqu。
“heihei！shuyuhantongxue，zenmezheimebuxiaoxin，yaobushiwogendejin，nizheihuidouyaoshuaigedamapale！”
linyijiangshuyuhanfuqi，liangzhishouquehaishilaolaozhuazhetadeliangceyubei，touguobobodesichouchenyichuanguolaideguanghuahedanxing，zhendeshiaibushishou。
“ni……nijiwofangkaishou！”shuyuhanshenxingyouxielangbei，jingzhixiaolianyeyouxiecangbai，kanlaizhenbeihedebuqing，“nizheijiahuo，nixianghesiwoani！”yankuanghonghongde，kanzhejiuyaoluoleile。
linyiyouxieburen，mangjieshidao：“wozheibushipanifanwoma，jiuzaihoutouyuanyuangenzhe。”
“heng！”shuyuhanqihenghengyisheng，zhuanshenjiuyaowangqianzouqu，“aiyou！”chadianyoumeishuaidao，linyishangqianganmangbatafuzhu，guanxindao：“zenmelezheishi？”
“haibuyuanni，gangjiaoniulexia！”shuyuhanliansetongku，baoyuanleyiju。
“nei……neizenmeban？”linyiyishiwuzhao，“buranwojinirourou，nazhijiao？”shuozhejiuyaowanyao。
“ai！ai！buyong，zheiheidengxiahuode，ninengkandaoshenme”，shuyuhanwuyudekanlezheijiahuoyiyan，yaolexiazuichun，dao：“ni……nifuzhewomanmanzouguoqujiuxing！”
“e！e！haode，haode！”linyiganmangjiangtadeyizhishoudazaizijidejianbangshang，ranhouxiaoxinyiyidefuzhehuanmanqianxing。
linyishengaoyimiqiba，shuyuhanzainvshengzhongyebuai，yimiliuqizuoyou，buguotazheimewanyaochanfuzhe，gengesansunziside，shizaileiren，meizouchuduoyuan，jileigouqiang。
qichuandao：“zheiyangxiaqu，zanliangdoudehuohuoleisi，buranwobeiniba。”shuozheshangqianwanyaodunzaidishang，pailepaihoubei，“shanglaiba，wobeini！”
“zhei……zheizenmekeyi！”gangrangzheijiahuojichanfuzhe，yishitadeyunxudixian，congxiaodaoda，chulelaobalianyixingdeshoudoumeiqianguo，gengbieshuozheizhongtieshendeqinmijudongle。
linyijianduifangyilianjujue，meiyousihaoshangliangyudidebiaoqing，buyouzhanleqilai，dao：“zanliangzheiyangzouxiaqu，shenmeshihoucainenghuidaojia，ganjinde，zheiheigulongdongdeyoumeiren，nipashenme！”
shuyuhanqueshizhiruowangwen，zhanzaiyuandiyidongbudong。
嘿！
yigezheibaopiqi，haishoushibulenizheixiaonizi！
yanzhuziyizhuan，jishangxintou，ehenhendao：“shuyuhan，nizaizheiyangbupeihe，wokejiuzijizoulea，nizigegezheimanmannuoba！”
haishimeiyoudongjing，linyiyemeirenheyouyu，pai**zhuanshenjiuzou，henkuaixiaoshizaiheiyezhizhong。
shenzhidoumeijiduifangfanyingdeshijian，denglengguoshenlai，shuyuhanshayanle，zhei**jingranzhendebatarengzailezheili，xiayimiao，yankuangfanhong，leizhudazhuan，“linyi，nizhei**，nijiwoqusi……wuwuwu！”jingshikuleqilai。
……
“ai，nishuoni！douzheimedagerenle，haikubizini！”zhayanjianyigeyouchuxianzailetademianqian，dilezhangzhijinguoqu，daquzhe，“lai，ganjincaca，zhuangdouhuale，douchengxiaohuamaole！”
shuyuhanjianquerfufandelinyi，jiuzhidaoyoushizheijiahuogaodegui，yibaduoguozhijin，caleca，nuhengdao：“yaoniguan，wojiuxihuanku……haiyouwocongbuhuazhuang，haoba，heng！”
“e……！”haoba，linyijihenhenyelexia，kanlaimeigenvrendoushiyiyangde，duizijiderongmaodoushixiangdangminganzaiyi。
linyizhuanguoshen，beiduizheta，wanyaozaiciyaoqingdao：“ganjindeba，kuaishanglai，burannihuiquzhendeyaobeinimajimale。”
xiaogunianghaishiyouyubujue，niunizheshenti，meizhaole，tazhinengyongdianshouduanle，wanghoutuileyibu，chentabuzhuyi，liangshouturanzhuaqitadeliangtiaodazhangtui，weiyiyongli，wangshangyitai，zaishaonvdejiaohushengzhongshanglelinyidebei。
beiqijiushizouren，yibaijinbudaodejiaoxiaoshenqubufeili，xiaoyangwohaizhibuleni。
“ni！nikuaifangwoxialai……fangwoxialai”，beishangdeshuyuhanzheihuigentiaohuabuliuqiudeniqiuban，niudonggebuting，houbeineiyuzhijinjinxiangtiedejingrenrouruanchuanlai，shufudechadianmeirangtajijiaochulai。
我去！
zheixiaonizikanzhebuxianshanbulushuide，meixiangdaozheimeyouliao。
buguozheishufushishufu，danzheimebuanfen，yebudejingdehen，jinggaolejiju，meiyourenheyong。
yigedunshihuole，shenshoujiushishuaileyibazhang！
“啪！”
清脆动人！
weixiedao：“jiwolaoshidian，zaidong，wohaidanipipia！”
xiaonizidunshiyigejiling，youxiuyoupa，shentijiangzaileneili，buganluandongfenhao。
zhei**jingrangandataneili，keedehen。
“ai！zheiyangcaiduima！”linyixiaozheshuodao：“nizheishenzizheiyangzhitingzheganma，wobeizhehenleidehaoba，wangqiankaokao……butinghua，wodapipilea……ai，zheicaiduima，heihei！”
woqu！zheidanxingzheirouruan！
哈哈！赚大发了！
yigezheihuishuangdebuyaobuyaode！
zhendeshishenqingruyan，doutemeyaofeile！
“ai，nishuozanliangxianzaizheiyang，xiangbuxiangxiyoujilidezhubajiebeixifu”，linyishuangshoutiletihoubeideshuyuhan，xiaozhedaqudao。
“a！”linyitengdeciyaliezui，“guniangnishugoudea！”
“heng！rangnihushuo！sheishinixifu，buyaolian！”shuyuhanpazailinyihoubei，zaitahoujingshanghenhenyaoleyikou，liandanhongdebuxiangyang。
linyipiepiezui，andaolaozidouqushendanggezhu，nidangwoxifuzenmele！
ranhouyoukaishibaicheqilai，“neiwojinichangshougeba，nitingtingkan，laohaotingle，ngng……jintianniyaojiajiwole……！”
“a！nihaiganyaowo！”
“pa！hengheng！rangniyaowo！”
“啊！”
“啪！”
“啊……！”
“啪……！”
恶性循环中……！