第1章 我们离婚吧

“tanghui,nishuolaozishixieniyitiaogeboni,haishichuoxianiyizhiyanni?”

hunhuneezhijian,tanghuizhijuedeshoujiaofama,sizhifaleng。

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shenzhizijideqiziyunverdoucansizaizijideyanqian!

“tanghui,**deyabale?ganggangbushihaihenyingqima?”

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yanqiandechangjing,shitanghuihenlezhengzhengershierniandechangjing!

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baiwuhuijinyaozhexiachun,shenqingjuewang。

“tanghui,nizhei**qudelaopokedangzhenshuiling,zezeze……yaoshimeiqian,jiubalaopojilaoziwanyigeyue!zangeliangdezhaiwuyibigouxiao,nishuozenmeyang!”zhoulihaimozhebaiwuhuipiaoliangdeliandaner,yanshenlichongmanzheyuwang。

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“周立海!你敢!”

“nabuchuqian,nikanwoganbugan!”

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tanghuichihongzheshuangyan:“nibiedonghuihui!”

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“babamama,huairenzoulema?”

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“huihui,duibuqi,wo……”

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“……唐辉。”

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“tanghui,nitairangwoshiwangle!”

“我们离婚吧!”

shuowanbaiwuhuichengqishenzibaozhenvertangziqichaozhemenwaizouqu。

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“nijiworangkai,tanghui!”

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qiqibumingbaimamashuodeshishenmeyisi,xuebaidexiaolianshanghaiguazheleihen,taitoukanzhemamawendao。

“mama,womenyaoqunali?bugenbabayiqima?”

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tanghuizichaodexiaolexiao,jiezhezhenglijialideyipianlangjie。

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翌日,清晨。

tanghuichaozheanningjiedeguwanxiaoxiangzouqu。

ershiernianqiandejintian,tanghuiyibeizidoubuhuiwangji。

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“yolaoban,zheipanzibulaima,duoshaoqian?”

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zailaotouzhengzhunbeiyishoujiaoqian,yishoujiao“panzi”deshihou,tanghuituranhengchayijiao。

“laobanlaoban,zheigepanzizhenhaokan,wochusanqianerbaiwu!”

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“zhangzongkanshangdedongxi,nayouzashoulidedaoli?”

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“laoban,woduochuerbaiwu,zheigepanzimaijiwobei!”

zhangshaohuayijingbeitanghuidesaocaozuojiqixiaole。

“nianqingren,nizhidaowodeshenfen,haiganhewogezheizheng?”