第2章
taibiaohanle，liangmiaozhongjiejuesanmingfeitu。
zuozaihoupaideluyatingfangfozuoleyichangmengyiyang，lengshimeifanyingguolai。
“喂！你要干嘛？”
kandaoqinmutabachewangjiaowaikai，tacaijimanghandao。
“meishi，wojitamenshangshangsixiangpindeke！”
shijifenzhonghou，jiaowaiyichulanweilougongdi。
“wocao（maerheshuidewujian）de，yibanianjilehaixuerenjiabangjia？”
qinmubaxiangsigouyiyangdedahuangyacongfujiashishituochulai，youchaoduifanglianshanglianchuailejijiao。zhangdegenerwubaside，haizheimeduofenci，taiexinle！
qinmushigeaizengfenmingderen，duifangfenmingjiushiqifuzijilaoshi，haoduifu，zhuannaruanshizinie。laozigangzhaodegongzuonijiuxiangzawofanwan？
zhiyaoxiangdaozheishi，qinmuxinlijiulaiqi，yushiyouchuailejijiao。keliandahuangyaneizhangyuanbenjiubunaikandelian，yijingmianmuquanfeile。
houpaideliangminghunhunyehaobudaonaliqu？beiqinmutuoxiache，yidunbaodazhihou，zaitongchexinfeizhongxingguolai。sangerenjuanzaidishang，baozhebeidatongdedifangwawadajiao。
daoxianzaigujitamenhaimeimingbai，gangcaijinglileyichangzenyangdeemeng。
zijiyihuorenmingmingshichulaibangjiade，zenmefanguolaibeirenjiabangjiale？dahuangyahuanglehuangnaodai，xiangnulirangzijiqingxingdian，wangzhediaolezhiyanzhanzaizijimianqiandeqinmu，xinlituranyouzhongshuobuchulaidehuangkong。
zheigekansirenchuwuhaidejiahuo，jiujingyouduokongbu？
taqingchudijide，duifangzhishiyiquan，jiujiangzijidahunle，lianhaishoudeyudidoumeiyou。
“zanmenlaitantanrenshengba！”
qinmusuishoubanlaiyigezuyousanbaijinzhongdedashidun，qiaoqierlangtuizuoxialaixiaokanzhesanren。
“ai，wozheiyangzishuaibu？faxingmeiluanba！”
三人欲哭无泪。
kandaoqinmubufeichuihuizhilibanqidashidun，jizhanglianquanlvle。
liuzaichelideluyatingyekanshale，nima，zhenbiantai！
zheimezhongdeshidun，tajiuzheiyangqingqingsongsongbanqilaile！
这还是人吗？
sangebangfei，dahuangyayimibaji，jinerbailaijin。
suifahexiaopingtoukuaitouyebuxiao，douzaiyimiqiji，sangeniugaomadaderenbeiqinmuzoudetangzaidishangwufadongdan。
ruguoshuogangkaishitamenhaiyoudianfennu，kandaoqinmuqingqingsongsongbanlaineigeshidun，sangerenxinliwanquanjuewangle。
dahuangyalianshangzaiyekanbudaoyisixiongqi，fanerduoleyisiweiju，huyideyanshen，gujizhengzaicaicezheqinmudeshenfen。suifahexiaopingtoulianshang，gengshiyigedaxiedefu。
qinmuzuozaidashidunshang，qiaoqierlangtui，chaodahuangyagoulegoushouzhi，wendao，“haiwanbangjiama？”
“不玩了！”
“hainadaozidingwoma？”
“不顶了！”
“还跟老子凶吗？”
“不敢了！”
“啪！”
dahuangyahuahaimeishuowan，lianshangaileyibazhang。
qinmuyilianyumen，“xiangzhaogeliyoudaniweishenmejiuzheiyangnanni？”
“shuoba，weishenmebangjiarenjia？”
dahuangyakuzhelian，“xiongdijigezuijinshoutoujin，xiangnongdianqianhuahua。”
啪！
lianshangyouaileyibazhang，“meiqiannihaidaijinxianglian？youdianqiongrendeyangzihaobu？nalai！”
dahuangyaxintengdiquxiabozishangdehuangjinlianzijiaodaoqinmushouli，haojiahuo，chendiandiande，zuzuliushijike，anshijiazhishaokeyimaiyiwanduo，qinmunazaishoulidianlianglejixia，“dongxixianfangzaiwozheilile。”
muguangsaoguosuifahexiaopingtou，“nimenlianggeni？”
liangrenhedeyizhenduosuo，“laoda，womenmeiqian！”
“啪啪！”
liangrengenbenlaibujishanduo，zuibajiubeichouzhongle，lianxuedoubeidalechulai。
meiqian？qinmuyouzhaodaoleyigedarendeliyou。
lenglengdisaolesanrenyiyan，“badoulidedongxiquanbutaochulai！”
sanrennagandaiman？shaomanyidiankongpayoudeaizoule，yizhenshoumangjiaoluanjiangshenshangsuoyoudongxiquanbutaochulaibaizaidishang。
kandaodequemeishenmezhiqiandedongxi，qinmuhenshengqi，haizijipaozheimeyuan，liangeyouqiandoumeilaodao。
zhenyiweilaozishilaohaorena，mianfeisongnimenjiaoquyiriyou？
“nimencai，wohuibanimenzenmeyang？”
qinmuyouhuifulerenchuwuhai，xiaoyingyingdemoyang。
sanrenmianmianxiangqu，sheiyebuzhidaotajiujingdadeshenmezhuyi。
luyatingcongcheshangxialai，“wagekengbatamenmaileba！”
gangcaideyimutaquanbukanzaiyanli，jigefeitugenbenbuganzaiqinmumianqianbengda，nandeyougebaochoudejihui，yannengcuoguo？
扑通！
lujiaerxiaojieyuchujingren，sanrenhedeliangtuiyiruanzhijieguizaidishang，liandahuangyazheizhongmianxiangxiongederenyeshiyizhensesefadou。
“dageraoming，dageraoming，womenxiacizaiyebuganle！”
“xiaci？xing，neiwozanqiefangnimenyima！”qinmuxiaoyingyingdijiangdahuangyadejinlianzichuaizaikoudaili。
sanrenanzisonglekouqi，naxiangdaoqinmuturanyishenglihe，“bakuzituole！”
“a？”sanrenbennengdiwuzhepigu，yamiedie！
dahuangyazhengxiangkaikouqiuqing，kandaoqinmudeyanliweiweishanguoyisiyunse，nalihaiganyouyu？ganjindibakuzijituoxialai，kuzhelianaiqiu，“dage，niqingdian！”
luyatingzeningqimeitou，balianbieguoqu。
xinliqileyizhenjipigeda，yi？yadehaiyouzheiaihao？
真变态！
qinmugenbenjiumeixiangdaochunjiedeziji，beitamenxiangdetaiwule。
chouchutamendepidai，jiangsanrenfanshoubangzaigongdideshuinizhushang。
bangfeima，bubangqilaizenmenengjiaobangfei？
jiangsangetuodezhishengkuchadejiahuobanghaohou，qinmumanyidipaipaishou，ranhounaqidahuangyadeshoujipailejizhangtexiefapengyouquan。
“xiaoguozenmeyang？wopaidehaixingba？”
噗——！
luyatingwuzhezuidunxialai，shizaishirenbuzhuxiaole。
qinmujiangshoujizaidahuangyasanrenmianqianhuanglehuang，kandaozijituodezhishengkuchabeibangzaishuinizhushangdelangbeimoyang，sanrenlianxiangsidexindouyoule。
taihenle，gujiyongbuleyishibanhui，zheixiezhaopianjiuhuizaiquanzilifengkuangdichuankai，rangzijiyihouhaizenmezaidaoshanghuna？
dangbangfeidangchengzheiyang，zijisuanshitouyige。
kesanrengenbenbugangenqinmuqiurao，zheijiahuoshilitaibiantaile。zhinengkuzhezhanglianzhuangkelian，xiwangqinmunenggoudafacibeifangguoziji。
liuhongdadianhualaicuile，qinmuyifuhaimeiwangoudebiaoqing，youxiewanxidirengledahuangyadeshouji。
paipaisanrendelian，“haohaodaizhe！xiacizhangdianjixing。”
liangrenshangchezoule，liuxiabangzaishuinizhushangdedahuangyasanrenyukuwulei。