第4章
luwenrenyouzaiyaozhezhishan，weiweidiantou，keyanzhongqueliuluchumanbuzaiyizhise。
“xialianwojiuduizhongchengzhongchengzhongchengzhongchen。”
话音落。
chaotangzhonglimayourenfachuzantansheng。
“好！对的好啊！”
“haoyigezhongchengzhongchengzhongchengzhongchen，quanpinglian，jianzhishimiaozai！”
luwenrendezhishanyemengdeheshang，yanzhongmanshizhenjing。
xiahuangjianxiaoyuduileshanglai，zheicaimanyidesonglekouqi。
tazheiyixianglannifubushangqiangdeerzi，jingbuzhidaoshenmeshihouxuehuileduiduizi！
“duidehao！yuer！”xiahuangqiangyaxinzhongdejidong，kuazandao。
“duoxiefuhuang！zheiduizizaierchenkanlai，yingduiqilaijiujiushixinshounianlai！”
xiaoyuyifushengquanzaiwodebiaoqing，hennanyuzhiqianneigefeiwuhuangzilianxiqilai。
jiulianqinyuedouchenxialelian。
tagangcaimeishuohuang，jiushizheiduizi，tayeyaoanjingdexiangshangbantian。
erxiaoyuque......
jingguoshituangengshibukezhixin。
“zheixiaoyubushigefeiwume？chulechihepiaoduhaihuiduiyinglian？”
“wopei！yidingshiyongshenmefangfazhixiaolelufuzideduizi！huotuoyigejiunangfanbao，zhihuizheixiegepangmenzuodao！”
“shuodemeicuo！zheidahuangziyetai**le！jingxiangzhezaizheishangmiantoujiquqiao！”
wurenxiangxinzheishiyigefeiwuhuangzinengxiangchulaideduizi。
chuxiershirubijidewangxiangxiaoyu，“tangtanghuangzi，jingzuochuzheibanxiaorenzhiju，jianzhihuatianxiazhidaji！”
“zheijusuanshiwomenjingguorangnile！zhihouliangju，nibidingzhiyoushudefen！”
“lufuzi，kuaisuzhansujue！”
luwenrendeyanzhongdezhenjingyezhuanbianchengleqingmie。
“zhanggongzhufangxin！biyinglian，jiumeiyounengyingguowoluwenrende！”
shuoba，luwenrenyaohuangzheshouzhongdezhishan，chuimushensi，qingyoudemaizhesifangkuobu。
sanbuyiluo，zhishanyou“ta”deyishengheshang！
meijianshuzhan，yiqifengfa。
“shanglian，tiansheqifang，yuexueyuexiayueshuanghelaigongchengsanbaisan。”
yubi，tagaoaodeyangqitoulai。
“aiyaya，xiaoshengwoyibuxiaoxinyoudaochulegenengliufangbaishidejuedui，dadianxiazheijupashiyaoshudinglea。”
luwenrenhuazhongyuqi，neishibaifenbaidezixin。
听到这上联。
daxiawenwubaiguanwubuzhoumeishensi。
zhei“tiansheqifang，yuexueyuexiayueshuanghelaigongchengsanbaisan”shiheyi？
zheihuibieshuoshiduichulaile，jiulianzheishanglianshayisi，tamendoumeinongmingbai。
“zheisanbaisanshibushiyaojia？”youyiwenguanzairenqunzhongshuolezheimeyizui。
大家这一品味。
“ze，haoxianghaizhenshi！”
“kewomenzhizhong，genbenwurendongdeyili，zheiruhenengdui？”
sanhuangziyitingzheihua，lianshangdeshangyemeineimetongle。
guzuobeishangdao：“dage，zheiyijunikendingshiyaoshule！zheishanglianhaicanzazheyilifangmiandezhishi，nidazibushijige，zennengzhixiao？”
“zheijujiurenshuba，womenhaiyouyijuni！xiayijuwomenzainuli，shuobuzhunhainengwaidazhengzheni！qianwanbieqinei。”
xiaoyulenghengyishengmeidalisanhuangzi，zhuanerkanxiangluwenren，shengyinkengqiangyouli，zizhengqiangyuan，“wodexialian，qingtinghao！”
“dishengliangyao，minglingminglianmingbojianqudoushidahuangtang。”
“zheiyuexueyuexiayueshuang，buguoshizhongcaoyaolimiandebaiqianniu、baipiyubaishu，bianchenglesanbaisan。”
“erwodexialian，yishisanweicaoyao。”
jianzheibangrendouhaowutouxu，xiaoyuzheicaidafacibeideweitamenjieshi。
tingba，xiahuangxishangmeishao，henhendeyongshouzhangpaizhelongyi。
“hao！haoa！zhendeyuerjingzaiyaolifangmianyeyoujianjie，zhenshihaoyangde！”
“erchenyifuhuangdangzuobangyang，dingdangbunengcha！”xiaoyuqianxudao。
xiahuangshifenmanyidediandiantouwanfenxinwei，zheilaodazhongyuhuitoushianle。
erjingguozheibianrendoushale。
zheiyilian，dahuangzixiaoyujingranyouduileshanglai！
yaozhidao，luwenrendeduizi，jiusuanshiwenzhuangyuansikaogesantiansanyeneiyebushiguaishi。
xiaoyubudaoyizhanchadeshijianjiujiduishangle，hairucigongzheng！
luwenrenhedeshanzidouyoudianwobuzhu，tacongsansuidaoshisansui，jihudabiantianxiawudishou，heshicengyouguoduishou？
jingranhuishujidamingdingdingdefeiwuhuangzi！
这是何等的屈辱啊！
chuxierxiaolianqideweihong，gengchendepifubairuningzhi。
tachazhuyingyingyiwodeyaozhi，dengyuanlexingyan，“lufuzi！zenmehuishi？！”
“huizhanggongzhu，dahuangzixiaoyuqueshigongzhengdeduichulewodeduizi，shixiaoshengshule！
lufuzishenshendejuleyigong。
chuxierhaiqihuhuzhe，jiutingxiaoyudeshengyinzaierbianxiangqi。
“zhanggongzhu，nimenyijingchuleliangti，sanjuliangshengneiyeshiwoyingle。”
“buguoni，wokeyijinimengejihui，wochuyiti，zhiyaonimenrenheyigerennengdachulai，jiusuannimenying！”
daxiachaotangdewenwubaiguangegelianchenlexialai。
“dahuangzimingmingshijiaoxingyingdelebisai，weishenmezheihuierhaiyaoqiangchutou，zaibishiyichang？”
“nianqingrentaifuzao，delebianyihaimaiguai，zhei......zheigenchunhuoyoushenmequbiea！”
“daoshimeilechengchi，haidashanglexiaoming！neikeyuanbudeshei！”
dajiakanxiangxiaoyudebiaoqing，meiyigehaolianse。
sanhuangzixinzhongqueshideyi，zheixiaoyuzhenshizida，jingranxuanzezhaosi！
mianduidajiadechize，xiaoyumanbuzaihu：
“ai！wowangjishuole，jinimenyicijihuiyekeyi，buguo......dejiazhucaihaowan。”
“guiguoruohaishishule，neizhanggongzhujiusongwoyigexiangwen，huanwoyishenghaogege，zenmeyang？”
zaizhongrenjingkongyouzhenjingdemuguangzhong，xiaoyujingxiangchuxierqingtiaoyipie。
长公主傻了。
大夏所有人都傻了。
xiangbudaodadianxiaxiaoyujingrannengshuochuzheizhonghualai！
“wopei！exinsile！xiangrangbengongqinni，nizuomeng！”chuxierzhizhexiaoyupokoudama！
xiaoyuquedandandao，“zhanggongzhuwuyibujiushipashuma，niruoshibuyuanyi，woyebuqiangqiu......”
“nizheifuxiaorendezhidebiaoqing，yinjiandaobengongxiangtu，heng！bengongkebupani，bijiuci！”
jianzhanggongzhuxiongjiujiuqiangangdemoyang，xiaoyuyuyuezhiji，zheizhanggongzhujuranbisigongzhuhaiyouliaoa。
“neizhanggongzhuketinghaole，wodeshanglianshiyansuochitangliu！”