第4章
“不可理喻。”
lihaodeqifendizuohuishafa，landehexuchunmeizhenglun。
“wangshao，bieguannilishu，tazheirenjiuzheipiqi。”xuchunmeilazhewangshaokangdaolelimengyaogenqiandao：“mengyao，haibuhaohaozhaodaiwangshao？”
taduiwangshaokangbietiduomanyi，zaixuchunmeiyanli，wangshaokangcaishizuijiadenvxurenxuan。zenmenengrangyigetujiwagou，danwulenverdedahaoqiancheng？
“wangshao，jiangdoucbddeshiqing，zenmeyangle？”xuchunmeilianmangduanshangchalaixiaozhewen。
“buganshuobaifenzhibai，danjueduishinajiuwenle。”wangshaokangfeichangzixindidao。
zheiyeshitakaojinlimengyaodechouma，zhiqiantazhuiguolimengyao，buguolimengyaoyouyanbujin，wangshaokangzheicaidatingdao，mengyaomeizhuang，tebeixiangjinzhujiangdoucbddeshiqing。
“neiganqinghaoa，ruguonengtanxiajiangdoucbddeqijiandian，womenlijiayidinghuiyouzhongxiede。”xuchunmeiyanjingdouliangle，shuodaozhongxieshi，teyikanlekanlimengyao。
neiyisi，wuyishiqianxiandaqiaole。
lihaodezuozaiyibian，lengshengyiheng：“shenmeshihoujiangdoucbd，zheimerongyijinle？”
jiangdoucbd，jihujujilejiangzhoubanpianfanhuazhidi。
lijiasuiranzuoyongshangyizichan，danzaijiangzhoulaishuo，bingbusuanbajian，zhibuguoshixuchunmeizixuhaomeneryi。duoshaohaomenjiazu，xiangjinjiangdoucbddoumeiluzi。
lihaodekandechulai，wangshaokangduilimengyaoyouxiangfa。lijiayefeichangxiangjinzhujiangdoucbd，danquebuxiangzheizhongyongzheizhongayufengchengdefangfajinzhu，genghekuangwangshaoyebuyidingnengbangtamenjinzhu。
“lishu，ninfangxinhaole。woyuelejiangdoucbddecaijingli，jintianlaijiushiteyidaimengyaoqujianjiancaijingli，baqijiandiandeshiqing，tanxialai。”
“caijinglihewofuqinneishifeichangyaohaodepengyou，zheidianmianzihaishihuijide。”
“jiushi，laoli，nibanbudao，budaibiaorenjiawangshaobanbudao。fanzhengyoubuchikui，jiurangmengyaohewangshaoqukankan。”
“mengyao，nishuoshiba？”xuchunmeikanxianglimengyaodao。
“ng。”limengyaodianlediantou，buguanzenmeshuo，yeshiyigejihui。
chenziangzouhou，lihaodexinqingbuhao，yemeishuoshenme。
“neizanmenzouba，caijinglihaidengzhewomenchifanni。”wangshaojianshiqingchengle，limaqishen，helimengyaochuqule。
“nikanrenjiawangshao，shuobangwomennaxiajiangdoucbddemenmian，jiunengnaxia，kebishenmechenziangkaopudeduo！”xuchunmeikanzhewangshaodebeiying，renbuzhuxiluoleyijuchenziang。
lihaodebuxiangfanboshenme，zhenghaomenlingxiangle，taqianqukaimen。
“爸......”
lairenshiyigeliuqishisuidelaozhe，lihaodedeyuefu，xuxilin。
“haodea，buhaoyisi，qilaoshuotazheiliangtianbuzaijiangzhou，meifajiqinjiakanbing。”laotoujinlai，yilianjusang。
“buzaijiangzhou？”lihaodeyebingmeiduomejingya，xiaodao：“suanle，zheishizaishuoba。”
lihaodefuqinwobingzaichuangyoubangeyuele，zheibangeyuelidaochuzaixunyiwenyaowuguo，zhiqiantamenjiubaituoyuefuqingqingjiangzhouqilaokankan，meixiangdaoqilaojujuele。
renjiabijingshijiangzhouyiliaokoudeshouhushen，youdianpiqiyeshizhengchangde。yuefujinguanshijiangzhouguwanjiedelaoren，danbijingyijingtuixiule。qingbudongyezhengchang。
“bayijingjinlile。xianlaichifan。ba，wojininzuolezuixihuanchidepaigudunluobu。”
“dunluobu？”lihaodeyilengdao：“shiziangsongdeluobu？”
“youshenmedajingxiaoguaide？”xuchunmeixiaodao：“nibushizhengxiangchangchangnimenjiaxiangdetutechanma？chenziangsongdeluobuneikeshichongmanlexiangtuqixi，budunpaigudunshenme？”
“ni......”lihaodeyishibuzhigaishuoshenme。
jinguanchenziangzhishisonglegeluobu，danbijingshirenjiadeyifenxinyi，zheicaigangchumen，jiudunlepaigu？
yetaimeibaziangdanghuishileba？！
“nalaideluobu？”xuxilinxiulexiudao：“wozenmemeiwendaoluobudeweidao？”
“ba，nishanglenianji，bizibuhao。zheini。”xuchunmeilianmangdeyidijiekaiguogai。
“zhei......zheishiluobu？！”xuxilindengshilengzhule，zixicoushangqianquwenlewen，zhenggerendengshibuzhufadou。
“ba，nizenmele？bujiushipaigudunluobuma，zhiyuzheimejingyama？”
“luobu？”xuxilindengdaleyanjinghedao：“sheigaosunizheishiluobu？”
“这是百年人参！”
“谁干的？！”
“sheizheimechun，yongbainianrencanlaidunpaigu？！”
zuoweiwenwanzhuanjiayangshengzhuanjia，jiandaobainianrencan，jiuzheimedunlepaigu。
xuxilinnufachongguan，xinlineigetenga！
这特么太浪费了！
“ba，ninshibushilaoyanhunhua，kancuole？”xuchunmeijile，lianmangnashaozizailimianyaoleyao。
“zheijiushigeluobu，erqiehaibudaoyijin，woxunsizhegancuidunpaiguchilesuanle。”
啪！
xuxilinyibazhangshanzaixuchunmeilianshang，yixiajiangtashandezuozaiyizishang。
laotouqidebaolecukoudao：“nibawoshishei，nengkancuozheidongxi？zheifenmingjiushibainianlaoshancan。zheimeguizhongdedongxi，nitemenalaidunpaigu？！”
“niyoumeiyounaozi？！”
laoyezilianmangyongshaozijianglaoshancanjiyaochulai，kanhainengbunengnachulaiyong，quefaxianmeiyikuaijibendoudunlanle。
bainianlaoshancan，benshenjiushidabuzhiwu，xunchangbushenti，fangjike，neidouxintengdeyaosi。
zheigeshanver，juranzhijiejiangyijinlaoshancan，quanbudunlepaigu。
yijindelaoshancan，buqilainengzhijienaoyixue！
“jiqianwana，jiqianwanjiuzheimedunmeile！”
“你个败家玩意！”
“jiqianwan？”tingdaozheigeshuzi，lihaodedoujingdaile：“zheilaoshancanzheimezhiqian？”
“feihua，xunchanglaoshancandoushisanqianyike。erzheikelaoshancan，kanchengsekongpadeyoushangbainian，erqiehainengbaocunzheimewanzheng，zuzuyouyijindeliang。kongpajiqianwanshangyidoudabuzhu！”
砰楞！
tingdaozheigexiaoxi，xuchunmeizhenggerenjingdezuozailedishang。
“chunmei，niyeshi！ziangsongdedongxi，niyebuhaohaoquedingyixia，suisuibianbianjiudunlepaigu！”lihaoderenbuzhubaoyuanleyiju，yeshizaishimeixiangdao，chenziangsongdezheirencan，juranrucizhengui！
“shangyidoudabuzhu？！”
“ba......zheibukenengba！”xuchunmeiwanquanbuganxiangxin。
chenziangyigegangxiashandetubaozi，zenmekenengsongdeqineimeguideliwu？
yijindeluobubuzhiqian，danyijindelaoshancan，neikejiuzhiqianle。
“shenmebukeneng？”xuxilindenglexuchunmeiyiyanhedao：“nilaoziwoshijiangzhouguwanxiehuidehuizhang，duoshaozhenxiubaobei，guwanyuqi，laozikanbuchulai？”
“zheibainianrencan，wohaikanbuchujiazhilaima？”
“nigebaijiawanyi！baotiantianwu，baotiantianwua！！！”
“真是气死我了！”
wangzheguolideyiguopaigudunrencan，xuxilinqideduojiao，zhijiechufaxinzangbing，tounaoyiyun，wangpangbianwaiqu。
xuchunmeizaoyiheshale：“ba，ba！nizenmeleba？！”