第3章 谁傻谁知道

‘等啊,斯文点!’

tingdaozheihuataoziganjuezijinaodaidoubudahaoshile,zhualezhuatou,yanzhuziluanzhuan,buzhidaozaixiangshenme。

shuozhelufeichaoshouyintaidelaobanzouleguoqu,laobanjianlelufeijiuxiaomimide,zheizhongrentamenyoushihouyedeyingfuzhe。

“laoban,nihaoa。”lufeixiaomimidezuozailexiaohuzilaobanshouyintaiqianmian。

xiaohuzilaobanjimangtaochuyigenyandijilufei,ranhouyoujiyipangdeliwentaodileyigenshuo,:“libaitian,jizizuomanle,dengyihuier,dengyihuiera,yihuieryoujitaijizijiudaoshijianle,yimajigelianganpai。”

“bujibuji!”lufeixiaozhebailebaishou,tanalaideqianshangwang,chifanqiandoumeilehaishangwang?

lufeichouzheyanshuo,:“laoban,shengyibucuoma。”

xiaohuzilaobanjiaohujianguo,sishilaisui,zheiwangbacaikaiyinianduo,yeshidiyicikaidian。

“ai,mianqianghungewenbaoba。”hujianguohehedexiaozheshuo,xianranyoudiandidiao。

“buhuiba!”lufeijingyadeshuo,:“nizheisiwushitaijizi,yingyee,yitianzenmeyeyaoyiliangqianba!”

hujianguobailebaishoushuo,:“nayouneimeduo,yejiulibailiulibaitiannengyougeyiqianzuoyou,pingchangxueshengmendoushangxue,nayouzheimeduode,libaiyidaolibaiwuliansanfenzhiyidejizidouzuobushang,baitianmeishengyi,wanshangcainengzuodianer!”

“zheiyanga。”lufeidianlediantou。

kaiwangbadechengbenzainali,jizi,fangzu,zhuangxiu,dianfei,wangfei,jiuzheixie,zaigugewangguan,dangran,hujianguozijijiudongyixiediannao,suoyizheigewangguanjiushitaziji。

yitaijizidezhujijiaxianshiping,bukenengmaitaichade,yinweidoushiyaowanyixiewangluoyouxi,taichadewanbule,chabuduodiandepilianggoumaiyeyaoliangqianyitai,wushitaijiushi10wan,fangzumeinian2wan,dianfeimeigeyueyeyaoqianba,yinianjiushiyiliangwan,wangfeijiubushuole,yinian2qianzugou,zheizhongjianlouwangbazhuangxiuyeyaobudao2wankuaiqian,erqiehaishiyicixingde。

anzhaohujianguodeshuofa,yigelibaiyouliangtian1000deshouru,libaiyidaolibaiwupingjunyeyougeliangsanbai,yigelibaijiuyoujiangjin3000deyingyee,yigeyue12000,chudiaodianfeiwangfeinengyouwanba。

yinianchuqufangzusuantashengyu10wan,liangqiandediannaowunianyihuan,chudiaozheigetawunianjiukeyizheng40wanle,yinianbawan。

yinianzhuanbawan,zaizheigeniandaiyijingfeichangbucuole,buguolufeiqueyiyanjiukandaolehujianguobuzenmehuizuoshengyi,zheiwushitaijizibu24xiaoshilianzhouzhuantadoujuedeshibai。

ruguorangtalaigaoyigewangba,50taiji,yinianshaoshuoyeyaozai10wandejichushangfanyifancaixing。

xiangleyihuierlufeituranxiaohehedeshuo,:“laoban,xiangbuxiangduozhengdianer?”

“duozheng?”hulaobanxiaohehedeshuo,:“wodaoshixiangzheng,buguowangbaxingqingdouzheiyang,zuodedaduodoushixueshengdeshengyi,meishenmebanfa。”

lufeituranshuo,:“woyoubanfa,keyiranghulaobanyigelibaideyingyeefanyifan,jiukannixinbuxinwole。”

“duoshao?”hulaobanlengleleng,:“fanyifan?”

“buxin?”lufeixiaomimideshuo。

tingzhezheihuahulaobanchadianxiaochusheng,danyoubuganzhendexiaolufei,bijingzaitayanlilufeishigeerhunzi,yaoleyaotoushuo,:“buxin!”

xinjiuyouguile,libaiyidaolibaiwushengyidanshiwangbadetongbing,erqiekeliuliangleyuanmeiyouneimeduo。

zheigeshihouzhenggefuchengdexueshengbaifenzhijiushihaizaiwanyouxijini,suoyiwangbahaimeihuobao。

lufeixianglexiangshuo,:“zheiyang,wozainizheidaiyigelibai,zheiyigelibairangwojingying,yaoshiyingyeefanyifan,duochulaideyifanwomenwuwukai,yaoshibuneng,jiudangwoshuohuafangpi,xingbu!”

tingzhezheihuahulaobanyanzhuzizhuanlezhuan,tameigaodonglufeixianggaoshenmegui,tayigeerliuzidongjingying?shangfenshaobaozhi,hunongguiniba。

jianhulaobanyouyu,lufeijimangshuo,:“fanzhengniyebuhuikui,zheihaibudaying?”

hulaobandianlediantouxiaoshuo,:“woyebupianni,wozheiyigelibaideyingyee3000,zhiduobushao。”

jianhulaobanshanggoule,lufeixinlihahayixiao,renma,nayoubutande,zhiyaonadaoyigelibaidejingyingquan,tayaoyongzheiyigelibaideshijiankaiyijiazijidewangba,ranhouxunsufuzhi,yingjiejijiang7yuefenkaifade“chuanqi”youxi。

lufeiqingxidejidechuanqiyouduohuobao,chuanqichulaideshihou,yigewangba100taijiyou80taiwanchuanqi,yeshineigeshihou,youxitingdedingfengshiqihuanhuanjiangluo。

xianzaishi3yuefen,haiyousigeyuedeshijian,zugourangtajiayu。

“haibuxin,hulaoban,zheiyang,nirangwojingyingyigelibai,yigelibaiwojini4500,yaoshizuobudaowozijitaoqiantiejini。”lufeiyoupaizhexiongfushuo。

“niyaoshitongyi,wojininiyifenhetong,zanmenjiuguiguijuju,shanggangshangxiande,woyaoshifanhuinijiunazheifenhetongqugaowo,baozhengyigaoyigezhun。yigelibaizhihouhulaobanyaoshijuedewojingyingdehao,keyijixujiwojingying,dangran,yekeyisuishinahuijingyingquan,zenmesuannidoubuhuikuideshibu?”

hulaobankanzhelufeixianglehaoyihui,yinweilufeishuodedequerangtaxindong,benlaiyigelibai3000,xianzaibian4500,shigezhengchangrendoubuhuibuduoxiang。

hulaobandangranyekaolvdaolufeihuinazhetayigelibaideyingyeepaolu,dantayoushuoshanggangshangxianxiehetong,zheijiurangtabudebuxinle。

youlehetongtapaodeleheshangpaobulemiao,xianzaikeshifazhishehui。

“xing……ba!”hulaobandianlediantoushuo,:“rangnishiyishi,nianqingrenma,woxiagelibaiyezhenghaoyoudianshihuiyitanglaojia。buguoshuohaole,zheiyigelibaiwozheilidedongxikeyijianbunengshao,shaoyijiandouyaonipei,haiyaobeizhuyigelibaihouwosuishikeyinahuijingyingquan。”

lufeihahaxiaodao,:“dangrandangran!zanmenbaizhiheizixieqingchu,qinxiongdihaimingsuanzhangniduiba。”

“duiduidui,wojiushizheigeyisi。”

shuozhehulaobanjiuzaizijidiannaomianqiandazhizhihetong,hetongshihulaobannidingde,kanqilaiyangyangdouduitayouli。

hulaobanyexiangdehenqingchu,yigelibai,tazuodechengzijizhuan,zuobuchengzijihaishizhuan,ruoshizuochenglegenghao,tazhiyaomoqingduifangdelushuyihouzijigao,yeyongbuzhelufeile。

xiangdaozheihulaobanxiaole,xiaodehenkaixin,lufeiyexiaole,xiaodegengkaixin。

danglianggerentongshixiaodeshihou,yidingyouyigerenzaishaxiao,buguosheishaxiao?sheishasheizhidao!