第5章 带你去开眼

tashouxianchenbuzhuqile,jiazhuanghensuiyidewendao:“yechenggong,nizuoshenmegongzuode?”

weilenongmingbaizheidameinvhululidaodimaideshenmeyao,yechenggongxuanzeyijingzhidong,ruguoduifangyoushenmemude,kendinghuichenbuzhuqi,guoranchenluoxueshouxiankaishipantan。tapingdandihuidadao:“wuyeyoumin!”

chenluoxuejierbushedezhuiwendao:“neiniyoumeiyoudangguobing?”

yechenggongyileng,“dangguo,nizenmezhidao?”

chenluoxueshenmidexiaodao:“jienengqiahuisuan,yikanjiuzhidaonidangguobing。”

鬼才信你。

“wotebiechongbaidangbingde!”chenluoxueweixindechumaileziji,danshoutuozhulianjia,zhichengzaicanzhuoshang,yilianchongbaidekanzheyechenggong。pijianzhangfahualuo,zhedangzhuxiaobanbianqiaolian,bieyouyifanfengqing。zhangzhangdejiemaozhadongzhe,hongchunweiqidao:“nengbunenggenwoshuoshuonidangbingdeshihou,youmeiyoushenmetebiedeshiqing,huozhejianyiyongweideyingxiongshiji?”

touyanxinshangzhechenluoxuemisirenbuchangmingdemeimao,yechenggongxinzhongjitadashangle“jipin”debiaoqian。

zuotezhongbingdeshiqing,yechenggongkebuganluanshuo。tadandandexiaodao:“wodangdeshiputongbubing,nengyoushenmeteshudeshiqing,meitianjiushikuzaoderichangxunlian、lalian,ranhouzaixunlian,zailalian,leidegensizhuyiyang。”

chenluoxuexinlifeichangshiluo,nandaotazhendexiangbuqicengjingjiuguowo?

chibaozhihou,yechenggongtandangdangdeshuodao:“chenxiaojie,woxianzaiqueshishenwufenwen,zheidunfanhaideniqing,rihouwojiabeizaiqingni。”

“yihoujiaowojie,hanxiaojiegenzuoneishadeside!”chenluoxuexiaodao:“zheidunfanwoyemeidasuanzhenderangniqing,nishenwufenwen,dasuanquna?”

“suibianzhaogegongyuancouheyisuba!”yechenggongpingdandeyuqizhongliuluzheqiongkunliaodao,zhinenglusujietoudebeiliang,yanjizhibizhiyeyanyuan。

chenluoxueyouhuodao:“ruguonizhenmeidifangzhu,keyiquwonei。jiejuzhudeliangshiyiting,zhenghaodasuanzhaogehezude,fangzuhaidazhee。”

dameinvzhudongyaoqiugenyechenggonghezu,wuyiyutianshangdiaoxianbingjiadiaolinmeimeidemeishi。

nandaotuiwuhaishijianhaoshi,woyaokaishizoutaohuayun?zheixingfulaidetaituranle。yechenggongxinlimeizizide,lianshangluchujiaoxiadexiaorong,“nijiubupayinlangrushi?”

chenluoxueyaoyaotou,yongweixiedekouqishuodao:“wanglegaosuni,jiekeshikulianlesanniantaiquandao。yudaoselang,wohuiyijiaobatatifeile。”

tayongyuanwangbudiaosannianqiandeneigeyewan,chadianbeisangxinbingkuangdesemo**,jiaotiantianbuying,jiaodidibulingdeshihou,yigenanrenyourushenzhubancongtianerjiang,jiuletayiming。

dangshineigenanrenshenchuanmicaifujunzhuang,jifuchenggutongse,dagaiershijisui,yingqidelianpangdaizhejieruchoudefennu。dangchenluoxuecongkongjuzhongbaituochulai,qingniannanziyijingyazhesemodengshangyiliangjunyongjipucheyangzhangerqu。tadoumeilaidejixiangnanzibiaoshiganxie,shenzhibuzhidaojiumingenrendemingzi,dancirenderongmaoqueshenshenluoyinzailetadexinjian。

yanzhuyizhuan,chenluoxueyoutiyidao:“yaobuyaojiedainiqujiubahuoktvkaikaiyanjie?limianyouhenduopiaoliangmeimeie!”

yechenggongbudongshengsedepaimapidao:“chuledajiezhiwaidepiaoliangnvren,zaiwomianqiandoushifuyun。”

wulunnvrenzhangxiangzenyang,chengzantapiaoliang,yongyuanshiduide。chenluoxuemingzhiyechenggongzaipaimapi,xinliyiranmeizizide,buwangshangjiyechenggonggeyouhuodemeiyan“haishididihuishuohua,yihuiquhappyjiejiupoliqingkeyici。”

“jie,nizhenkangkaidafang。”yechenggongjixupaimapi,“ktvjiubuyongqule,wopayisangzibanihepaole。”

“neijintianjiuqujiuba!”chenluoxuemeifeisewudedaxiaodao:“mingtianwoduozhaojigejiemeizaiquktv,kannichuchou。”

这……

yechenggongmanliandeheixian,yurenbushua!

yanjingdeyewanbibaitianhaiyaorenao,lushangzhangshuimalong,nihongshanshuo。renxingdaoliangpangderenqunxixirangrang,wushuyizheshishangxinggandenannvsanwuchengqun,kaishixuanlanduozideyeshenghuo。

yechenggongkaiche,zaichenluoxuedezhiyinxia,laidaoyijiamingwei“yiqingjiuba”dedifang。

xiachehou,chenluoxuefeichangdafangdewanqiyechenggongdegebo,ruyiduireliandeqinglvbanzouxiangjiuba。xiuzheshenbianbushichuanlaidexiangshuihunzazheyouyoutixiangdexiangwei,yechenggongxinlilekailehua。