第1章 仙人跳

“meishide,buhuiyourenzhidao……”

nongzhuangyanmodenvzitangzaichuangbian,shenchuyitiaoxuebaidezhangtui,jiaojiancengzhelongwendetui,congxigaiyizhiwangshangyidong。

suizhetadetuiyuetaiyuegao,yuanbengaizaishenshangdeshuiyi,yeyidiandianhualexiaqu。

ganghewanjiudelongwenmianduizheiyangdechangjing,cishimiansechaohong,kouganshezao。

buguotahaishihoutuileyibu,jiandingdishuodao:“duibuqi,woshiyoulaopoderen!”

nvziweiweiyixiao,meiyanrusidishuodao:“neiyoushenmeguanxi,wanwaneryima,nandaonihaipashenme?”

“bu!wobunengzheiyang!”

longwenjiandingdizaicihoutuileliangbu,zuozailebuyuanchudeyizishang。

“guniangniyechuanhaoyifukuaizouba!”

nvziyunnudao:“laoniangkanshangnishinidefufen,nizenmebushitaiju!”

longwenzhengyaojixujujue,menwaihuranchuanlaileyizhenjicudepaimensheng。

“开门!开门!”

“longwen,wozhidaonizailimian,bieduozhebuchusheng!”

suizheyizhenzaluandepaimenshenghehanjiaosheng,huran“peng”diyishengxiangguozhihou,fangmenbeichuailekailai,yiqunrenyonglejinlai。

lingtoudeshilongwennuqichongchongdeyuemu,jinsuiqihoudezeshitadeyuefu,shenhouhaigenzhejigebiaoxingdahan。

yuemuchongjinfangjian,kandaotangzaichuangshang,yishanbuzhengdenvzi,lishenghewendao:“wojiuzhidao,nixiaozizuoleduibuqiwonverdeshiqing!”

shuowanzheijuhua,fennudeyuemuzheicaikandaochuandaizhengqidelongwen,dunshiyouxiecuoe。

cishiyuefuhedailaidejigedahanyijingjianglongwenweizaizhongjian,takanlekanyuefumu,jimangjieshidao:“bama,zheilimianshibushiyoushenmewuhui?”

“wuhui?”yuemuyizhiyijingsuozaichuangtouyijiaodenvzishuodao,“chenwonverbuzaijiuxiangtouchi,doubeiwomenzhualegezhengzhe,haiyoushenmewuhui?”

yuemuhaixiangmanhengdizuoshilongwenchuguideshiqing,zheishihouyuefukanzhelongwenlengxiaoleyisheng。

“biehetafeihuale。”yuefuzuzhileyuemujixushuoxiaqu,niutouduilongwenshuodao,“niyoumeiyouduibuqixiaoxiaodoubuzhongyao,zhongyaodeshi,mashangjiwonverlihun,nizheigefeiwu!”

longwenzheicaimingbai,jinwandezhuangkuangdoushiyuefuyuemuanpaihaodeyichangju。

guaibudetamenjintianlazhezijichulaihejiu,haihaoxindibangtakailejianfang“xingjiu”,youqiaqiaoyouneimingnvzisongshangmenlai。

yuemudenglezijilaogongyiyan,niutouduilongwenshuodao:“jintiannijiugunchuwomenjia,zheimehenishuoba,womenjiaxiaoxiaozheigeshihouyinggaiyijingshangleyegongzidechuangle。nizheige**!danwuwonverneimeduonian,ganjingundan!”

yuefuweisuodiyixiao:“bieyiweisheidoushinizheiyangdeshazi……”

shuozhe,youqiaoqiaoniutou,piaoleyiyanshenhouneitiaoxuebaidedazhangtui。

“什么!”

longwentingdaoyuemudehua,dunshidachiyijing,jiudouxingleyidaban。

neigeyegongzijiyuxiaoxiaohenjiule,nandaoyuefuyijiarenweileliyi,jingranchumailezijidedushengnver?

“xiaoxiaoqulenalicanjiayanhui?”longwendengdayanjingdingzheyuemuwendao。

“guannipishi!”yuemubailelongwenyiyanshuodao。

longwenzhuangkailetamen,fafengdiwangwaipaolechuqu。

longwenjide,zuowanzhuozishangdeqingtie,shangmianxiezhejinyejiudian。

haitianshizuigaodangdejiudian,ziranfeijinyejiudianmoshu,jushuoyejiazhengshigudongzhiyi。

longwenchongchujiudian,jicongcongdilanxiayiliangchuzuche,zhibenjinyejiudianerqu。

daolejiudian,yanhuiyijingjieshu。

xinghaotawuyijiantingdao,yegongzizhengzailoushangdefangjianneixiuxi。

buguo,zheigengranglongwendanxinxiaoxiaodeanwei。

tazhaolegejiekou,shuoshibangyegongzisongdongxi,congqiantaitaochulefangjianhaoma,ranhoujicongcongdilaidaoleyegongzidefangjianmenkou。

“咚!咚!咚!”

lianchuaisanjiao,jiangudefangmenwensibudong,zheiranglongwengengjiazheji。

zhengdasuansixiazhaoyizhaoyoumeiyoushenmenengyongdeshangdegongjushi,fangmenquezijidakaile。

yegongziguozheyupao,manmiannurongdizhanzaimenkoulishenghedao:“gaoshenmegui!”

longwengubudedaliyegongzi,ditoujiuwangfangjianneichuangjinqu,zhijiejiangyegongzizhuangfanzaidichonglejinqu。

yiyanjiukandaotangzaichuangshangdexiaoxiao,longwenchongdaochuangbian,faxianxiaoxiaoyishenjiuqi,zuiyanmili。ganjuedaoyourenjiejin,jiumashangshenshouxiangyaobaozhuduifang,kouzhonghaibuduanfachuhanhunbuqingdeshengyin。

longwenxinzhongyijing,xiaoxiaobudanbeiguanzui,yidinghaibeineichushengxialeyao!

xinghaotaganlaidehaisuanjishi。

yegongziyeyijinggenzhejinlefangjian,tawuzhebeizhuangdefaqingdeetou,nuqichongchongdihewendao:“nishishenmeren?nixiangganshenme?”

longwenzhiqishenzizhuanshenkanzheyegongzi,yaozheyashuodao:“nizheichushenghaiyoulianwen!”

yegongzitingdaolongwendehuida,fandaosihusonglekouqi。

talengxiaoyishengshuodao:“yuanlaishinizheigefeiwua!”

shuozhe,yegongzimanyouyoudizoudaoyibian,moqidianhuabochuleyigehaoma。

“jiranlaile,jiuzheimerangnizoule,kongpabutaiheshi。”yegongzilengxiaozheshuodao。

龙文心中一惊。

zheishiyegongzidedipan,xiangyaolikaikongpabutairongyi!

buguozainanyeyaojiuxiaoxiaochuqu!

longwenxiangdaozheili,youjimangqubaotangzaichuangshangdexiaoxiao。

xiaoxiaobeilongwenbaozhu,jiqieditieleshanglai,shoujiaohaibulaoshidiluandongzhe。zheiranglongwenhennanqingsongbaoqixiaoxiao,fandaozijideyifubeiladelingluanbukan。

zhengjiangchijian,qibamingzhuangshuodebaobiaochongjinlefangjian,zhanzaiyegongzimianqian,dengdaizhetadezhiling。

龙文彻底心凉了。

yegongziyizhilongwen:“kanbudaotazaihuailaozidehaoshima?rangtazhangdianjixing!”

baobiaodedaozhishi,dunshiyiyongershang,linxiaojiyibanzhuazhulelongwen,jiangtatuolichuangbian,ranhouyudianbandequanjiao,baofengzhouyubanluozailetadeshenshang。

longwenyikaishihaixiangzhefankang,daohoulaiyijingwulidikang,zhinengcongrenqundefengxizhong,juewangdikanzhetangzaichuangshangdeqizi……

juewangdeleishui,hunhezheliuchudexueshui,conglongwendelianshangliuxia,tadeyishiyegandaojianjianmohu……

jiuzaizheishi,yizhenzhengqihuayidejiaobushengjicudichuanleguolai。

“都给我住手!”

yishengchongmanliliangdeshengyinchuanlai。

longwennulidizhengzheyanjingkanqu,zhijianyiduishenchuanheixizhuangdemojingdahan,zhengqihuayidijinrulefangjian。

yegongzikanzhehuranchuxiandezheiduiheiyidahan,chijingdiwendao:“nimenshishenmeren?”

lingtoudedahanlenghengyishenghuidadao:“nihaimeizigezhidao!”

shuozhe,tayihuishou,shenhoudedahandongzuoxunjiedishangqian,gancuilisuodijiangyegongzidebaobiaoquanbuzhifuzaidi。

lingtoudeheiyidahanlaidaolongwenmianqian,“shua”diguidaozaidishuodao:“womenlaiwanle,gongzi!”

beiyazaidishangdeyegongzikanzhezheigechangjing,zhengzhazhewendao:“nimendaodishishenmeren?”

heiyidahanhuitoukanleyegongziyiyan,buxiedishuodao:“yanchengdiyixingfujituanweilaizhangmenrenlongshaoyeshinizheigezasuinengrede!”

星福集团!

yegongzinaozhongdunshiyipiankongbai,zhijuedeshuangtuijianyizhenliangyi。

怕是摊上大事了!