第5章 简直就是在开玩笑(1735字)

“tanyirumu,haoyigetanyirumu。”

“ruojiangcizhengtuixingquanguo,neibishiwodajingbaixingzhifu,wanshikeqia!”

tingwansuchengdetichudexinzhengce,sanrenxinzhongwubufanjiangdaohai,jidongdenanyiezhi,qizhongyouyihubushangshuzouanweizui。

hudi,yangrongxinzhongyidong,wendao:“dianxia,xianqianninshuohaiyoushiyutaisunyouguan,buzhishi?”

zouanhelinqingjieyeshuqileerduo。

suchengdedao:“taisunmingribianhuizhengshijieshouchengfangsi,ruoyoushixunshangmenlai,nimenqiebuketeshuduidai,zhixuandiliduoliuyibianhao。”

“什么?”

“城卫司?”

三人闻言猛地一惊。

莫非?

xiangdaoyangrongdehua,zouannanyizhixindao:“dianxia,zheichengweisishitaisunjinricongjingwangshouzhong……?”

suchengdediandiantou,suiranmeiyouchusheng,queyesuanshiyonglingyizhongfangshijiyulehuida。

linqingjiekandeyanpizhitiao,jinghaizhiyu,gengduodehaishizhiyi。

taisunsuxuwuluncainenghaishixinjiwugong,doushizainanrumanchaowenwudeyan,shuohaotingdianshipingyong,shuonantingdianjiushiyigechetoucheweidefeiwu。

jieguoxianzaiquebeitaizigaozhi,zhengshizheimeyigefeiwu,juranjiangjingwanglaolaobakongdechengweisijiduoleguolai,ruhebujing?ruhebuzhiyi?

简直就是在开玩笑!

yangrongtianletianyouxiefagandezuichun,tangruozhenshizheiyang,neitaisundexinsi……zongranzaichaoweiguanduonian,yebuzhugandaoyizhentoupimafan。

lianweirenguijuejiaozhadejingwangdouzailedagentou,kejiantaisunzangdeyouduoshen。

huixiangqitaizihurantichude‘tanyirumu’,jianjiande,yigejiweidadandecaicekaishifuxianzaiyangrongxintou。

“dianxia,neitanyirumudeliangce?”

……

东宫,永安殿。

tanxiangzhenzhendefangjianzhong,yijingmuyujieshudesuxu,cikezhengshenzheliyipazaichuangtashang,shuangmubanhe,jinqingxiangshouzhejigetieshengongnvdequanshen**,shibushihaiyouyizhisushouwangtazuilitianshangkeyanhongdeyingtao,jinxianfengjianzuie。

tangruosuxuyoubiedexiangfa,zheixiegongnvyehuijinqingfushi,bijingtamenyouyixiangzhizebianshiweisuxunuanchuang。

zhiyuzenmegenuanfa,quankansuxuxiangzenmenuan。

zhibuguosuxumuqianwanquanmeiyoushenrulejiedeyitu,jiezhefangsong,naohaiquanshiyouguanmingrijierenchengweisikenengfashengdezhongzhong。

shouxian,jingwangshibukenengrangzijineimeqingsongnazouchengweiside,tasuiranbuhuichumian,danshoudixiaderenni?

yangfengyinwei、nanyifuzhong、quanlibeijiakong……zheixiebuyongxiangdouzhidao。

haiyouneibufangguorenhekedayajingwangjihuidehanwangjuebuhuirangzijizuoda,zhibudingyaozhengchushenmeyaoezilai。

buguohaozaijingwangshouduandoushilaizimingmian,fouzeneicaijiaoyigexinshenjupi。

“dianxia,pingyangjunzhulaile。”

zhengdangsuxusixuzhongzhongdeshihou,dianwaiyixiaotaijiangongshenkuaibulaidaolejinqian。

“嗯?”

suxuzhengkaiyan,zhuduoniantouzaixinzhongyishanjishi,suijishuodao:“rangtajinlaiba。”

xiaotaijianlingmingliqu,budahuier,yishendanzizhangqundeyangyouruobianpizhexieyangmairuledianzhong,shideshenyingzaijincancanyangguangzhongmenglongyipian。

tamuguangzaidianneiyisao,ranhoudinggezailepazaichuangtashangdesuxushenshang。

suiweichusheng,dansuxuhaishikanchuletayouhuayaoduizijishuo,yushitaishouhuituitieshengongnv,qishendao:“shuoba,nibuzaihuangnainaishenbiandaizhe,laibenwangzheilisuoweiheshi?”

kanzhesuxuyibuyibubijin,yangyouruoyandishanguoyimokongju,fangruosuxushiyitouxiongmengyeshou,yizhishuangshoudoujinjinnieqi,zuanzhulequnbian。

“wo,wokenengbangbulenile。”

“shihuangnainaideyisiba。”

suxubuzaiyidexiaolexiao,yangyouruoyikaikou,tajiumingbaileyiqie。

“zhishi,youruojiejie,nijuedezijijiyiruju,hainenggouquanshenertuima?ziguyilaifanshishejidaodiwei,xiongdixiangcan,fuzifanmu,jubingzaofanbigongzhebibijieshi,hekuangniyigeyuanfangwaiqi?”

“danniyebuyongdanxin,zhishaomuqianeryannishianquande,youhuangyeyehehuangnainai,duanshijianneimeirenyoudanzixunnimafan,kezheibingbuyiweizhenijiunenggaozhenwuyou,fouze,huangnainaizenhuirangnilaidonggongjianbenwang,erfeihanwang?”

“shuodaodi,fuwanghebenwangjieshidajingzuimingzhengyanshunjietidiweizhiren,huangnainaizheiyangzuo,wuwaihuxiangyaobaocunxianiyangjiazuihouyilvxuemaibale。”

yangyouruojiaoquweiweizhandou,suxumeishuoyiju,taliansejiucangbaiyifen,yinweikongju,tazuanzaishoulidequnbiandoukuaiyaobeisipo。

“那,那我……”

“anhuangnainaiyisihaohaodangnidejunzhu,danbenwangjiaodaideneixieshiyeyaoquzuo。”

suxushuozhe,taishouqingqingtiyangyouruoshiquleyanjiaoleihua。

tabupahuanghouzhixiaozijirangyangyouruoquzuoshenmeshi,yinweineixieshimingmianyuzhengzhiwanquanwuguan,fandaoshihuanghourangyangyouruolaidonggongjianzijidezheiyijucuo,rangsuxumingbailezijizaihuanghouxinmuzhongdeyinxiangyijingyoulejidagaiguan。

yangyouruobeichijinyaochunbian,murandediandiantou,“wozhidaole。”

suxujianzhuang,lianshangdunshizhanfangchuxiaorong,roushengdao:“youruojiejiesuaiyiqi,zhenghaobenwangzheilixindeyifenqipu,buruoniwoyanxiduiyijiju?”

话音落下。

yebudengyangyouruohuida,suxuyoubeibianqingqinglanzhuletaneiyingyingyiwodexiyao,yongliwangzijihuaizhongyikao。houzheshentizeshishunjianjiangzhi,zaiqiangchengxiaorongdaoleshenghaohou,yibuyibuyusuxubingjianzouxiangleyongandianshenchu。

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