第3章 “战狗”

那边很得意:

“wojiuzhidao,nijianchibuleduojiu。nvrena,youxiexiaopiqikeyi,naoguotoulejiurerenxianle。”

“wozhijiniyicimibudejihui,mingtianyizaowoyaokandaohetongchuxianzaiwodebangongshi。”

“haiyou,neitiannizaixiongdimianqiandiulewodemianzi,nidedangzhongxiangtamenzhencharencuo。”

“dangranle,wohuipeinijitiande。”

tadehualichuchushiduiwolibukaitadezixin。

womomohuileju“wohouhuimeizaodianbanilahei”hou,yikouqibataquanbudelianxifangshilaheile。

keyixiangxiangdao,xinxineitoudezhouxunhuishiduomedeqijibaihuai。

zhoushijituanzheiliangnianzhuyaoshiyangzhangzhewomenjialouchudeziyuan,caimianqiangweichizhuwangridepaimian。

zhouxunzheigejichengrenyeyinweilishijituandezhichi,weizhizuodegewaidewen,bingmeiyoujinglishenmebozhe。

yinciyudaozheimedadeweiji,tadediyifanyingjuranhaiyiweiwozainiansuanchicu。

baiyueguanghuiguohou,tamengengshizhengrizaiwomianqianhuanglaihuangqu。

duici,wozhixiangshuoliudian:……

jianwowudongyuzhong,zhouxundaizhetadebaiyueguangzhudongshangmentiaoxin。

cishitarutongrouruodetusihuajinjindichanraozaitashenshang,diashengdiaqidishuo:

“gege,zheigejiushiwochuguohoudingtiwodemeimeima?”

talanzhelinghuanzaiwodebangongshililaileyigefashishenwen,suihouxuanyaobandichongwoyangleyangmei:

“ng。buguozhishiyumu,wulunruhedouwufabianchengzhenzhude。”

womomodijuqiwenjiandangzhezijidelian。

haodiurena,zaiyuanwenzhongwoshizenmehuixihuanshangzheiyangdediangongde?

danwodedongzuoquebeizhouxunwuyiweiwonanguole。

tayuanbenyouxietantedebiaoqingzhongxinhuidaolexiridezixin。

linghuanzaitadexiongkouhuaquanquan,sajiaoshuo:

“gege,niquwentabayiqiandeliwu、zhuanzhangquanbuhaihuilaihaobuhao?renjiabuxiangkandaonimenzhiqianyourenhedejiugema。”

周浔犹豫了。

bijingzaiwomenzheigecengcilaishuo,fenshouhouwennvfangbaliwu、zhuanzhangzheixieyaohuilai,shihendiuliandeshiqing。

linghuanbuyiburao,tazhidekaikouminglingwo:

“tingdaolema?wobaobeiyaonibayiqianwosongnidedongxiquanbuhaijiwo,buranbieguaiwoduinibukeqile。”

凌欢娇滴滴地补充:

“dui,wobuhuijinijihuizaizhaoxungegede。”

这段恋情真是晦气。

“woyiweizhengchangnanrendoubuhuizuochuzheimerangrenxiatoudeshi,meixiangdaozhoushigongzibixiatounanhaixiatou。”

“woshibuhuihaidele,nimensuishibaojingrangjingchalaizhuawo。”

linghuanyikaozaizhouxundehuaili,sajiaorangzhouxunyidingyaoyaohuilai。

houzhezuijiaoweigou,databudishangqianzhuazhewodeshouwan,yuqiliyoubuyichajuedexinxi:

“lijiao,nijiuzheimebuxianggenwohuaqingjiexianma?”

yuanbenyinggaijiandingdiantoudewo,yankuangkaishimanmanbianhong,yanshenbuyouzizhudizhuisuizhezhouxun。

zheifenmingshiwangrichimitashideyanshen。

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zhouxunyanneiyuanbendexingzhiyixiaziminmiele,henkuaidilveguoyimobuxie。

duinanrenlaishuo,tamenxihuanyouzhengfugandedongxi,tairongyidedaodetamenfanerbuhuitaiguoyuzhenxi。

talouzhelinghuanlikai,liuxiayijuhua:

“jiniyitianshijian。haiyou,nirangwokanbuqini。”

gongsilideyuangongkanzhewoduizhouxunxinyoubugandemoyang,xiaoshengtaolunqilai。

“wozaoshuolelizongaizhouzongaidebunengziba,jianchibuletaijiude。”

“zheizhongjiaoqiyetaimeidixian,taimeizizunleba。”

“womenhaishizhunbeiyixiahezhoushidehetongba,zheixiabuzhidaoyouyaorangchuduoshaogeliyidianle。”

“fanzhenglishiyizhijizhoushisongqian,zheiyangxiaquwomenhaiburutiaocaodaoduimianqusuanle。”

zaiwoxintongnanrendeshihou,zhouxunhetadebaiyueguanglinghuanzuoshangwosongtadechangpengqicheyangzhangerqule。

tazouhou,manmanhuanheguolaidewo,liansetieqingdeheren。

阿西吧。

mingmingwoduizhouxunyijingmeileganqing,weishenmegangcaiwodexinhaishitongdelihai?

haozai,wofenmingganjuedaojuqingduiwodeyueshuyuelaiyueshaole。

wulunruhe,jiranwoyijingjuexingle,neijiuyiweizhewoyouyidingdejihuikeyigaijuqingherenshe。

huiguoshenhou,wozhuantoufenfuzhuli,jiangfangcaineixieduozuideyuangongquanbukaichu。

neixieyuangongliansebeihedeshabai,kuzhehanzhexiangwoqiurao。

wunaiwodetaidujianjuebubian。

jiandajuyiding,yourenqinaobuyidigaohanzhe:

“nibenlaijiushizhouxundetiangou,haishisihuodoutianbushangdeneizhong。womenshuodeyoucuoma?niyoushenmezigekaichuwomen?”

xunshengkanqing,shiyigenanrenqingmiedikanzhewo。

zaisuoyourenmuguangzhongmanmanduobudaotamianqian,naqitademingzixiongpai,woqingxiaoyisheng,tuchujigezi:

“nijuedewoshibuyinggaikaichunige?”

yuanbensesuodetahenkuaitingzhiyao,yifentianyingdidengzhewo:

“bushima?nibeirenshuailehewomenyoushenmeguanxi?suoyishuo,nvrenjiubuyinggaidangguanlizhe,dongbudongjiubeiqingxuchonghunletounao。”

cishizhulititiedijiangwendangdidaowodeshoushang。

woqingqingchixiao,xianqiyanpikanta:

“duocichidaozaotui,yejidaoshudiyi,zaizhiqijianjiangjianlitoudaozijijiadegongsili,xiawuchatounagongsidexiaobinggan,liancesuodecezhidoutounahuijia。”

“nijuedenipingshenmekeyiliuxialai?”

zaizhongrendezhushixia,tadelianyizhenqingyizhenbaide,haobujingcai。

woqingqingdihuanshizhejijingwushengdequanchang:

“shangbanqijianbuzhuanxingongzuo,siyiyilunshangsidesishi,shishenmeyangdeyongqirangnimenjuedewobuhuizhuijiu?”

tamenbuganshuohua,guaiguaidigenzherenshiqubanlizhishoushuqule。

woneiridetiangouxingwei,henkuaizaiquanzilizaicichuankai.

zheiyici,wobeicimingwei“zhangou”。

wobawomashiwangdibanachulaiqingzhudehongjiuzhongxinfanghao,tanlekouqi,zhuazhewodeshouanweidao:

“suanle,renshengzaishinandeyudaoxihuanderen。bamazhaogeshijianquhezhoujialiaoliaohunshiba,tamenhuitongyide。”

weiletixiannvzhuduinanzhubuguyiqiedeaiyi,yiwangbamazongquanwofangqizhouxun,woquefanguolainazishaweixietamen。

wufa,tamenzhiderenming,zaihoumiandejuqingliyanzhengzhengdikanzhewomenjiabeizhoushitunbing。

xiangdaozheili,wogengjiajiandingleyaobaituojuqingdejuexin。

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linghuanchuzixiaomenxiaohu,tawandeshouduandoushiwomenkanbuqidelvchadiduanshoufa,danjiuxianglaihamatiaodaojiaobeishang。

tabuyaoren,tageyingrena。

tajiwozaisanfaxinxiweixiewo,yaowobazhouxunsongwodedongxiquanbuhaihuiqu,wojujuehoutazhijiefalaiweixiedehua。

“li**,nicaiwozaixungegedeyouxianglifaxianleshenme?dengdengdeng,shimouxierendesifangzhaoe。”

“ruguonibuguaiguaitingwodehua,wojiuyaobazheixiezhaopianfadaowangshangle,rangrenmenkankanlishijituandejichengrensixiayouduohuiwan。”

suizhexinxierlaide,shidangchuzhouxunhongpianzhewopaishede**zhao。

suiranmeiyoushenmechugededifang,danduiwodeshangwuxingxiangshijiweibulide。

woyanjingyizhuan,guzuoweiqudeqiuta,qianwanbuyaozheimezuo,wanshihaoshangliang。

linghuanxiangzhangwolewodemingmaiyiyang,zhigaoqiyangdifenfu:

“neinihaibuganjinbaqianzhuanjiwo?”

“neininengbaozhengshoudaoqianhoushandiaoma?”

“niguaiguaitingwodehuajiuxing,youshenmezigewenwo?”

wozhideantasuoshuode,jitazhuanle300wan。

yexushijuedezaiyuwodedouzhengzhongzhanjuleshangfeng,linghuandeyiyangyangzaishejiaopingtaishangfatiezixuanyao。

tiezidetimushi“jiaoniruhezhengzhinanyoudelvchaqianren。”

zaitiezili,tajiangwomiaohuichengledangchuyongjishangweihouzuotianzuodi,beifenshouhouquanfangweidikuishitamendeshenghuo,haizongzhaoliyougouyinzhouxun。

zhouxunbucong,woshenzhidongyonglejiashilaidayata。

linghuanzixindishuaichuwohetadeliaotianjilu:

“jiusuantashihaomenqianjinyouzenmeyang,haibushiwonanyoucaizaijiaoxia,haibushibeiwonaniedesiside?”

“tajuranhuiyiweiwohuizhendeshanchuzhaopian?hahaha,tahaochun。”

“zheixiezhaopianyihoukeshiwodedipaia。youlezhaopian,yihoutazaiwomianqianjiuyongyuandoutaibuqitoule。”

pinglunqulirutasuoyuandichengzanta。

“jiejietaicongmingleba,woyaomarkxialaixuexi。”

“jiuyaojineixiemeiyouliandelvchakanyixiawomenzhengshideshouduan。woyiribusi,erdengyongyuanshiqie。”

“zheizhaoyetaishuaileba,wojuedechulenanyouqianren,haikeyiyongzaizijitaoyandenvshengshenshangai。”

“youzheiyangdeshouduan,bozhuhaiyoushenmenanrennaniebuzhua?”

womenpomenerrushi,linghuanshenzhikaizhezhiboxizizidichuanshouzhetadezhichadafa,tingdaoshengyinhoutataitoudama:

“wonanpengyoukeshizhoushijituandexiayirenjichengren,nimenjiwogunchuqu!”

yingruyanliandeshijishenweifenglinlindejingfu,tabeihedezidongjinsheng。

wowuzheliankudeqiqiqieqie:

“wuwujingchashushu,jiushitanazhewodesifangzhaolesuowo。wuwuwuwohaohaipaa,qiujingchashushuyidingyaohaiwoyigegongdao。”