jiangnianguaiqiaodiantou，“jingchashushu，tamenweijingwodeyunxu，**wo，woyaobaojing！”
江淮：“……”
ng，zheizenmebusuanruzikejiaoni？
gangjiaotabaojing，likejiuxianxuexianmai。
shenweirenmingongpu，ziranshizhengyidehuashen。
jiang.jingchashushu.huai，yansudiduizhongrendao：“sheipaileluxiang，yaomeshanchu，yaomehewozouyitang。”
youderenba，tianshengjiuweijuzhifarenyuan，lianmangjiangshipinshandiao。
youderenquetoutouzangqilai，haidengzheyongshipinxiangjiangyouyoumaihaoni。
danshihenbuqiao，jiangnianjiyilijingren，zhisaoleyiyanjiujiangsuoyou**zhejilexialai。
yushihu，tamenbudebushandiaoshipin。
jianghuaizijuewanchengshiming，xiangyaolikai，xiaochouzhuangdeshaonvquelazhutadeyibai。
jianghuaicongxiaojiushirenqunzhongdejiaodian，gengshiyinweiyanzhijicishangresou。
chantazheizhanglianyaoweixindexiaoguniangbujiqishu，tayiweizheixiaochounvhaiyeshiruci，gangyaoyizhengciyanjujue。
qutingtakelianxixididao：“jingchashushu，shoujiliyougezuijinshanchu，hainengfuyuande。”
江淮：“……”
嗯。
行吧。
孔雀开屏了呗。
zuihoudezuihou，haishijiemuzufudaoyanganlai，zhongrenpaishedeshipincaizhongyubeishanganjing。
congshizhizhong，jiangyouyoumeiyouzaishuoguohua，yemeiyouzuzhi。
tapieleqiangjiaobuqiyandexiaodeng，neibianhaiyouyinzangjiankongni，jiangniannijiudengzhebeiwangpuba！
【suzhu，zheiweijingchabujiandan，shenshangdeqiyunzhishibenshijienandeyijiandejipin，qingninjinxinggonglve。】
【shenme？】jiangyouyoubukezhixin，【bushishuojiangniandeqiyunzhicaishibenshijiezuigaodema？woyijingdedaolea！】
【xitongjiancebudao，huoxushizhiqiancongmeiyudaoguoba。cirenduisuzhudehaoganzhijiangwei-10，qingsuzhujishigonglve。】
yirenyitongzaineilibibilailai，beijiangniantingdeqingqingchuchu。
真有意思啊。
tazaicikanxiangjingchashushu，yanzhongdaizhewanweidexiao。
jiangyouyoudexitongjingranmeiyougaosuta，yinweijiangnianshibenshijienvzhu，suoyitashenbianqinjinde，xihuande，douhuiyuelaiyuehaoyun。
属于一个锦鲤体质。
danshini，zheigejinlitizhiquehaoyunbudaozijishenshang。
**晦气！
huoxushitajuedejingchashushukeai？jialeqiyunzhi？
buguan，jingchashushuyouxiongji、fuji、gongertouji，haiyoudakeai！
zheimeshanliangdejingchashushu，jiangyouyouneigexiaobiaozabiexianggonglve！
zaixitongdetixingxia，jiangyouyouhuanhuanzouxiangjingchashushu，yifuxuanranyuqi，chuchukeliandimoyang，“xiaogege……”
“qingjiaowojingchatongzhi。”
“qingjiaotajingchashushu！”
两道声音同时响起。
jianghuaiyiyannanjindikanxiangjiangnian，zhongyuhaishirenbuzhudao：“woershisan。”
咦？
自报家门？
jiangnianzhalezhayan，“woshiba，tinghaode，zaiguoliangnianhefale。”
江淮：“……”
bushi，tashibushiwuhuishenmele？
sulaiyidushexilizhuchengdejianghuaibuzirandibieguotou，kanxiangjiangyouyou，“youshima？”
jiangyouyouyilianweinandidianledianejiao，“jingchatongzhi，bumanninshuo，jiangnianshiwojiejie，tazixiaozaiwaimianzhangda，jiatinghuanjingbushihenhao，suoyizheiliyoudianwenti，zheizhongqingkuangyaobuyaosongyiyuana？”
【xitongtishi，jianghuaihaoganzhi-15。】
姜悠悠：“？”
tamingmingbiaoxianchuhaomeimeidemoyanga！zenmejiujianhaoganzhile？
jiangyouyouyoudianhuang，haixiangshuoshenme，quejiandaojingchashushuyansulian，“shinijiejie，jiugengyinggaiguanaita，erbushijuzhongqifuta，zhiyushifousongyiyuan，qingniquwenyisheng。”
jianghuaishuowan，kanxiangyipangdejiluyuan。
jiandaoduifangdiantou，biantouyebuhui……a，yecemukanlehuazhexiaochouzhuangdeshaonvyiyan。
meitoushensuo，yanzhongsiyoulianxi，haiyouqitashenme……
jiangnianxinlidouzainiuqujianjiao：aaa！zheiweijingchashushushuaibaoleyoumuyou！tahaishidiyigemeiyoubeijiangyouyouxitongyingxiangderen！zheijiushiaiqing……apei！zheijiushirenmingongpudeliliangma！
jiangnianmusongzhejingchashushuliqudebeiying，renbuzhudao：“wei！”
“diyi，wobujiaowei。”
pei！shenmeluanqibazaode！
jianghuaimianwubiaoqingceguolian，“youshi？”
“nishinagepaichusuodeya？meishiwojinitiandianyeji！”
jianghuai：“……”duckbubi，
dantadezui，haishihenchengshide，“haichengshininganqupaichusuo。”
“好嘞~”
江念美滋滋记下。
jianghuaiyiweijiucibieguoderen，quemeixiangdaozheixiaoguniangzhendesantianliangtoujitasong‘yeji’。
这些都是后话。
cishisongzouliangweijingchatongzhi，fudaoyanyilianyunsedizhizhejiangnianbizima，“jiushinibaxiaoguzongqizoude？”
jiangnianyaotou，“wobushi，womeiyou，biexiashuo！shiguzongshuowochantashenzi，wochengrenle，tajiukule。”
benlaishiqibudayichulaidezhongren，shizaibiebuzhule。
yiqianzenmemeifaxianjiangnianzheizuipizizheime……jianxixi？
shuodemeicuoha，dequeshiguzongshuojiangnianchanta……
danshi，shentama‘wochengrenle，tajiukule’xiaoskrren！
fudaoyanbingmeiyouxianchangguanmogangcaineiyichangfafengdazhan，tazhouzhemei，gengjiafennu，“tashuoshenmenizanchengbujiuwanshi……”
dengdeng，jiangnianhaoxiangshuotachengrenle？
嘶……
zheixiaoguzongdexinsizhennandonga。
副导演语塞了。
tabunaifanduijiangniandao：“jintianshiluzhi《santianliangye》xiandaopian，suoyoujiabindoudaizhedadanglaile，zhiyouni，yihuiershuojiarenmeishijian，yihuieryoushuozijishiguer，jiemuzupolirangnizanshiyongxiaochouzhuangrujing，zuoweishenmijiabin，**bushihaodai，haihejingchashuojiemuzuqifuni？
yaobushixiaoguzongtiqiandalezhaohu，niyiweipingnidekaweinengshangzheidangzongyi？
不识好歹！
xiaqijiushi《santianliangye》dewurenjiquanchengzhibo，wobuguannishizurenyehao，guairenyeba，yaoshizhaobudaodadang，jiuganjinpeiqiangundan！”
fudaoyanzaineilixuxutaotao，tongchizheduijiangniandebuman。
benlaizheidangzongyijiangnianyigeshibaxianhuka，jiubupeichuxian，xiaoguzongzuoweijiangyouyoudedadang，quejianchirangjiangnianlaicanjia，xiandaopianzongdaoyanpogerangtabanchengxiaochoumianqiangrujing，tajingranbushihaodaidinaoshi！
来了。
cengjinghuidiaojiangnianzhibozongyizhongyulaile。
jiangnianmosuozhexiaba，buyoudexiangqicengjingquanwangheidezhongzhong。
tameiyoudadang，guyuntingfeichang‘haoxin’diweilezhaoleyiweigongsidenanaidoulinxiang。
linxiangshinantuanchangtiaoaidou，fensichulemingdesibikuangmo。
jiangniandeyijuyidongdouhuibeitadefensieyijiedu，taconghukajianjianchengleyulequanchumingdejiannanchun、daotienv、lvchabiao、xinjibiao……
zheiyicima，bazheigebiaolibiaoqidelvchanan，dabaosongjijiangyouyouhaola~
zhiyuguyuntinghetadedadang。
heihei，wusuo**wei，damotouzihuichushou~