第5章 拉屎不分场合

songhuaimoshuodexiaosheng,meirangsonglaotaitaitingjian。

budebushuo,muxiranshigemeirenpeizi,suibianyidabandoujingyanwubi。

kexiangdaotachuanchengzheiyangbushiweileziji,songhuaimoxinkouyoushiyizhenmendu。

“duia,neigenniyouyoushenmeguanxi,niqujiannidexiaoqingren,woquxiyingengyouxiudenanren,buxing?”

muxiranxiaorongmingyan,luoluodafang。

nandaotashoushidabanjiubixushiweilequyuenanren,bunengweilezijikaixin?

大清都亡了多久了?

songhuaimobeiyezhu,shuailegeliansezhuanshenzoule。

haishitadesiyashanjierenyi,shuohuahaoting,buxiangmuxiranzhihuiduita,jiantatadezunyan,sheihuixihuanzheizhongnvren?

chuandouzuidadehuizhanzhongxin,erloudatingzhengzaijuxingyichangshengdadepaimaihui。

huichangshanglaidedoushichuandouyoutouyoulianderenwu,feifujigui。

qizhongbaohanshenjiahesongjia。

dannapashichuandoudesandajiazujiaqilai,duiyujingchengdepeijialaishuo,lianhaomendousuanbushang,dingduoshigeyoudianxiaoqiandefuyuxiaojiating。

jintianlaidedaduoshurenmudebuzaipaimaihui,ershineiweicongjingchenglaidetaiziye,xianggenqipanshangyisiguanxi。

qianjinmendabandehuazhizhaozhan,chuanshanglezijizuihualidequnzi,huazhejingzhidezhuangrong,xiangyaorangneiweiyeduokantamenyiyan。

gongzigemenzeshidaizhejialiderenwu,gentaiziyejiaoshangpengyou。

muxiranhesonglaotaitaiyijinlai,jiuxiyinlebushaorendemuguang,youqishineixienanrenkanjianmuxiran,yanjingdouzhile。

“neishisheia,zheimepiaoliang,shencaihao,pifuhao,wuguanyejingzhi,jidusile。”

“buzhidao,meijianguoa。”

“tayilai,womenquandouanranshise,taiziyekendingbuhuizhuyidaowomenle。”

nvshengmenyibianjiduzhemuxirandeqingchengzhizi,yibianwanxizhegentaiziyewuyuanle。

“bushishuoneiweitaiziyejintianyehuilaima,tingshuotazaiwomenchuandoudidiaoshenghuoleyinian,zuijinliangtiancaituranzhangyangqilai。”

“shima,danshitaweishenmeturanjiugaodiaoqilaile,shiweilesheihaishifashengleshenmeshima?”

“buzhidaoa,chuanshuoneiweitaiziyebujinnvse,yebuzhidaoshibushizhende,danjushuozhangdetingshuaide,jingquandemingyuandouqiangzhepaiduizhuiqiuni!”

shenshifufuheshensiyayelaile。

shensiyasuirangang“liuchan”bujiu,shenziyouxiexuruo,danweilejianneiweitaiziyeyiyan,shuoshenmeyeyaoshengzhuangchuxi。

tahualedabandelinghuaqian,zhuanmenmaixialexiangnainaizheigeyuezuixinkuande“lansexingkong”,zuoleangguidemeijia,zhunbeidafangyicai。

“淮墨哥。”

shensiyachaosonghuaimotiantianyixiao,tanengbasonghuaimomideshenhundiandao,yeyidingnengrangneiweiyeaishangta!

“muxiran,nikankanrenjiasiya,teyiweiwodaban,guangzheidianjiugounixuedele。”

宋淮墨得意道。

muxiranyizhenwuyu,ziliankuangdenaohuilutabudong。

“siya,nizenmechulaile,yinggaiduoxiuxide,wohuixinteng。”

songhuaimoshangqian,duishensiyaguanxinbuyi,buzhidaodehaiyiweitamenliangcaishifuqi。

“meishi,huaimoge,wotinghaode,nengzounengtiao。”

shensiyazhengzhewuguchunjiededayanjing,yaoleyaotou。

tayagenjiumeiyouhuaiyun,liuchanyeshimaitongleyishenghehushi,caipianguosonghuaimo。

“nijintianzhenpiaoliang。”songhuaimowenroukuazan。

“xiexiehuaimoge。”shensiyaweiweiditou,haixiuyixiao。

nanrendouchizheiyitao,tananiedisiside。

muxiran:“yue……”

zheiliangrenlashibufenchanghedema?

songlaotaitaichaozijiasunzinuchidao:“ganshenme,nizhengqizaizheini,genbiedenvrengougoudada,chenghetitong?”

youxintengdikanxiangmuxiran,“ranran,duibuqi,rangnishouweiqule。”

muxiranxiaozheyaotou:“nainai,wobuweiqu。”

laotaitaitingmuxiranzheimeshuo,duizheihaizigengkuijiule,tayaoshibuzheimedadudaohaihao。

danmuxiranshizhendewusuowei,jiushiyoudianexin,bijingdangzhongkanrentuokuzifangpilashihaishitingnanshoude。

jiuzaizheishi,datingmenkouchuanlaiyizhenjianjiaosheng。

“tianna,zheiyetaishuaileba,yaoniedelian,youxingdeshencai,haiyoudazhangtui,aslasl!”

“好大我好爱!”

“?”

这是能说出来的吗?

peijinghanyishengaodingdexizhuangjiancaiheshi,wuguanliti,yishuangtaohuayansherenxinpo,duorenxinhun。

peileliangpaidebaobiao,qichangshizu,paimianjida。

xiangshikeyigaodiaochuchang,weileyinqimougerendezhuyi。

nanrendeyanshensuiyisaodang,yuguangqueshizaoyiluozairenqunzhongneimo“heimeigui”yiyangdeshenying。

shensiyayesuizhezhongrendeshixiankanguoqu,dangjijiubeineizhangshuaiqiyaoniedelianmidemanlianhuachi。

haoshuaia,bisonghuaimoyaoshuaishangqianbei,wanbei!

budui,songhuaimodoubupeigentabi,wulunshiyanzhishencai,haishishenfenjiashi!

ruguotanenggenzheiweitaiziyeshangchuang……

“kanzheiqizhihepaimian,kendingjiushijingquanneiweitaiziyepeijinghanle,guorangenputonghaomenbutong,wangneiyizhan,jiushigaoguibukepandeqizhi。”

“wandan,wolunxianle,xianggentaiziyeqinzuizenmeban?”

zheimedadedongjing,muxiranbudebuzhuyi,zheiyikanyigebuzhisheng,neibushitadexiaonaigouma?!

cuojue,yidingshicuojue,takendinghaimeishuixing。

huozhezheigepeijinghanzhishigenxiaonaigouzhangdexiang,bijingtadexiaonaigouzaichuangshangwenshuntingcong,shengyinyekesule,bukenenghuiyouzheimeqiangdadeqichang,haihunshenlengyi。

qianjinmendouxiangshangqiangenpeijinghandazhaohu,yaolianxifangshi,dankandaoneimeduodebaobiao,haiyounanrensanfadejurenqianliwaideshuli,haishituisuole。

peijinghancongmuxiranmianqianzouguo,meiyoukantayiyan。

ermuxirancongkandaopeijinghandeneiyike,jiushayanle,genbenhuanbuguolai,neizhongjudadechongjiwufayongyuyanlaixingrong。

beitabaoyangdexiaonaigou,jingquanwushurenzhuipengdetaiziye,zheilianggeshenfentianrangzhibie,genbenlianxibudaoyiqi。

“jingye,wojiaosonghuaimo,shisongjiadejichengren……”

songhuaimogenhabagouyiyanggenzhepeijinghanzou,jieshaozheziji。

peijinghandunzhujiaobu,yanshenruili,kandesonghuaimoxinliyijing。

“哪里来的苍蝇?”

songhuaimoliansetieqing,tabujidezijishenmeshihoudezuilezheiweidalaoa?

muxiranyezoushangqian,yilianmimangdikanzhepeijinghanwen:“neiwoni,nirenshima?”

peijinghanzhipielemuxiranyiyan,milemimouzi,bochunqingqi,dandandao:“meijianguo。”