第3章 炖蛇羹

yezhaozhaoshoumangjiaoluandijiangshouzhongdeyiwuyouwanglisailesai,baichuyifuwuguzhijidexiaolian。

“zheibushixiangzhe,zanliangjiehunyizhounianjinianriyankanjiuyaodaolema……”

qiwangqingqingtiaomei:“suoyini?”

yezhaozhaoyaoleyaozuichun,yifuxiadingjuexindemoyang。

“wozheirenmeishenmedabenshi,yemeishenmehaosongnide,burujiusongnigeziyouba。”

shuozhe,“pa”deyishengheshanglexinglixiang,yanshenlimanshizhencheng:“neijiuzhuzanliangrenshengyoumeng,gezijingcai。”

qiwangjingjingtingtashuowan,zuijiaoquegouqiyimoqinghuandexiao。

“想离婚?”

tarenzhangdehaokan,shengyinyehenhaoting,dichenyinya,shengxianhualiermeihuo。danciketuchulaideziyan,quedaizhelingrentoupifamadesenhan。

“zaiwoqijia,meiyoulihun,zhiyousangou!”

haibudengyezhaozhaofanyingguolai,tajiumantiaosilidizhuanshen,shouzhibujingyijianlveguoyezhaozhaoxianxidebojing,daiqiyizhenhanyi。

“我倒是……”

yezhaozhaoxintouyijin,houtuiyibu,zuishangquelikegaikou。

“kaiwanxiaode,kaiwanxiaode!wojialaogongzheimeyouxiu,youshuaiyouyouqian,wozenmekenengshedegennilihunni。”

kaiwanxiao,zhonghuoyishi,takeshibisheidouximing,juebunengyinweiqiwangzheigebiantaiyishixingqijiubaxiaomingdajinqu。

qiwangyiweibumingdehengxiaoyisheng,zhuanshenchuqule。

yezhaozhaozuozaixinglixiangshang,renbuzhupailepaixiongkou,xinlizhihuhaoxian。

daixinlipingfuxialai,tayouyouxienamen。

anlishuo,qiwangduitaxianglaishilengdanzhiji,shenzhikeyishuoshiyane,zenmejiupianpianbuyuanyilihunni?

kanlai,zheitiaoluzoubutongle,zhinenglingxiangbanfale。

diertianyidazao,yezhaozhaojiuqilechuang。

qiwangbuzaizhuangyuan,qugongsile。

tahuanshangyishenqingbiandeyifu,qiaoqiaowangdixiashimoqu。

dixiashimeisuo,bijingzhenggezhuangyuanderendouzhidaoqiwangzailimianyangleshenmedongxi,chufeihuonile,fouzemeirengantazuzheili。

yezhaozhaotuikaimen,yiyanjiukandaoleneijihuzhanjuledabanqiangbidesiyangxiang,limianyangzheqiwangdexintouhao,neitiaoxiongmengdeyanjingwangshe。

kandechulai,qiwangduizheitiaoyanjingwangshexiangdanghuaxinsi,xiangzishishikekebaochizheshiyidewendu,beizhuangshichengleredaiyulindemoyang。

neishezuyousanmiduozhang,shoubeicuxi,heihesedelinpianzaidengguangxiafanzheyouyoudeguangze。

tingdaodongjing,talikecong“conglin”zhongyoulechulai,shutongyicuobucuodidingzheyezhaozhao,shangbanshenmanmanzhiliqilai,xianghouwanzhe,baichulegongjidezitai。

yezhaozhaoqueyidianyebuhaipa,fanermizheyanjingxiaolexiao。

“haojiubujianle,laopengyou。”

tareqingdigenneitiaoshedazhaohu,jiuxiangshizaigenyigeduonianweijiandelaoyouxujiu。

qiwanghaoxianghaijizheiwanyiqulegemingzi,danyezhaozhaobujidelejutijiaoshenmele。

不过,这也不重要。

tayibiancongbaolifanchutiqiandiaopeihaodexionghuangduibaijiu,yibianziyanziyu:

“zheikebunengguaiwoa,yaoguaijiuguainidie,sheirangtasihuobukenlihunde?jianglainiyaoshilaisuoming,jidequzhaota,kebielaizhaowo。”

yezhaozhaoniantaowan,tanshenguoqu。

yanjingwangsheyijiantakaojin,likeshandianbandizhangkaizuiyaoleguolai。

yezhaozhaoyanjishoukuai,yongxionghuangbaoyidang,sheyayikouyaopoledaizi,sheshenqingkejianbeipaolexionghuangdebaijiulinlegebian!

buguojifenzhongdeshijian,yanjingwangshejiuruanmianmianditandaozailelongzili。

yezhaozhaodeyidihengleyisheng,congjuzilifanchuqiwangdeshoutaodaishanghou,taxiaoxinyiyidijiangshecongsiyangxiangliqulechulai,zhuangjinleyigedaizili。

jiusuanshizaidudewanyier,zhiyaobeifangdaole,haibushiderentazheteng?

qiwanghuilaishi,yijingshiwanshangle。

tasuishoutuoxiadayi,kanxiangguanjia:“yezhaozhaoni?”

guanjiazhanzhanjingjing,juedezijijintiandagaijiuyaohuodaotoule:“furen……furenta……zaijininzuofan……”

做饭?

祁妄觉得很有意思。

guanjiayingzhetoupi,youbushangyiju:“zaijinin……dunshegeng,jiushininhualedajiaqian……congguowaiyinjindeneitiaoyanjingwangshe!”

qiwangwenyan,lianseshunjianbianle,gangyaofazuo,yezhaozhaojiuduanzheyiwanreqitengtengdetangzoulechulai,lianshangguazheyifutitiedaobunengzaititiedexiaorong。

“laogong,nihuilaila!gongzuoxinkule,wogangdundetang,xiaohuoweileyigexiawuni,nikuaichangchang!”

qiwangchuiyandingzhetashoulideneiwantang,tangzhinaibai,shangmianhaipiaozhejikuaidunderuanlandesherou。

是他那条蛇没错了。

yezhaozhaomanlianwugudikanzheta,“laogong,nibuxihuanma?”

qiwangmianwubiaoqingdijieguoneiwantang,meihe,ershijingzhizoudaoyuanzili,yangshoujiangtangdaojinlegouwoli。

qiwangzheirenzuiaiyangxiexiqiguguaidedongxi,bujindixiashiliyangleyiwuzideduwu,jiulianzhuangyuandeyuanziliyeyangleshijitiaoxiongsheneshadezangao。

zangaowendaoweidao,yiwofengdipuleshanglai,tianshizhedishangdetang。

qianhoubuguojifenzhong,zuixianxiazuideneitiaozangaojiuyijinghunshenchouchu,tandaozaidi,henkuaijiumeileqixi。

qiwangtaiyan,qiheirumodeshixianluozaileyezhaozhaodeshenshang。

yezhaozhaoyilianhuangrandawudebiaoqing。

“aiya,wangjibadunangtiaochulaile,yiqidunjinqule。”

guanjiahedechadianmeiyunguoqu,yishijianlianyezhaozhaosihoumaizainalidouxianghaole。

raner,qiwangquemeiyouchusheng,zhishidingzhetakanlebanmiaozhong,turangouchunyixiao。

“心意我收到了。”

tamantiaosilidifushen,shouzhiqingqinghuaguoyezhaozhaocelian,jiangtayilvsanluoxialaidefasigouhuierhou,tuziqingrou:

“下次继续努力。”

yezhaozhaojingyadetongkongdizhen,jingmeiduokai。

qiwangshizhendenaozichuwentileba,zheiyangdoubushengqi?!

nandaozheirenqishishigeshounvekuang,yueshiduitabuhao,tayueshijuedexinlitongkuai?

jiuzaizheishi,yigeyongrencongmangpaoleguolai,yadishengyinxiangqiwanghuibao:“xiansheng,yejiaergongzilaile,shilaizhaofurende。”

叶昭昭闻言一怔。

yejiayigongsangeerzi,dageyejue,ergeyedu,sangeyezhou,piqibingxinggebuxiangtong。

yeyurenzhiyeshiyiyaojituandezongcai,yezhouquleguowailiuxue,yeduzezaiguonei,heyezhaozhao,yerumengzaiyigexuexiaojiudu。

sangexiongdizhong,yedudexinggeyouweielie。

yezhaozhaohaijideshangyishi,yerumengguyinonghuailezijideyanhuilifu,ranhouzaizangdaoyezhaozhaoshenshang。

eryedu,lianwendoumeiwenyiju,jiuzhijieyazhetajiyerumengdaoqian。

tabuyuanyi,yedujiuyijiaochuaizaitadexiwanshang,bidetabudebuguixiaqu。

dangshidequru,yuanyuandayutengtong。

yezhaozhaoshouhuisixu,tingdaoqiwangdanshengshuodao:“rangtajinlai。”

yeduhenkuaijiuzoulejinlai,haimeijinmen,jiuxianqishixiongxiongdihouleyiju:“yezhaozhao!”

“shijieshangzenmehuiyounizheimeedudenvren?jingganxiangyaohaisirumeng?”

yezhaozhaolengdantaiyan:“ergezheihuashishenmeyisi?wotingbudong。”

yedugengnu:“nihaidilai?rumengdouqinkougaosuwole!niguyibatatuixiashui,haiyigejingdibatawangshuidixiaan!niyiweinihaisirumeng,womenjiuhuijienanima?gaosuni!woyongyuandouzhiyourumengyigemeimei!”

yezhaozhaomoudiyipianhanliang。

yuanlai,tamenyezhidao,tamenmeiyoubatadangzuojiarena。

yeduyueshuoyuefennu,shangshoulailata:“nigenwoquyiyuan!herumengdangmiandaoqian!fouze,nijiubiexiangzaijinyejiademenle!”