第3章
shenqianqian16suishengriyanneiye，shenjiateyizaihaibiandujiacunjubanleshengripaidui。
zaicijiandaoshenjiaren，tamenhaishigenyiqianyiyangxuweizuozuo。
dujiacunlibuzhidegewaihaohua，jinxianshenjiadepaitou。
danzheibuguoshituyouqibiao，shenshijituanzheixienian，zaoyizaishenyifeideshemilangfeixia，huihuoyikongle。
qianduanshijian，youyushenyifeideshiwu，huagaojiamaixialeyidakuaihuangfeidipi。
shenjiaruobunengjizaojiangzheipianhuangdituoshou，henkuaijiuhuimianlincaiwuweiji。
yanhuishanglailezhongduobinke，dandabufendoushishenjiaren。
tamenzhuyidaowodeshihou，yilianjinge：
“zeze，zheinvrenzenmelaile？”
“jiushi，doubeiganchujiamenjiunianle，juranhaiyoulianhuilai！”
“woshuo，tagaibuhuishihuilaigenshenjiayaoqiandeba？”
“buneng，jintianshiqianqianshengri，tayexuzhishilaikankannverbale！”
“buduiba！yaozhenzaiyinver，dangnianjibianshizuoxiarenyegailiuxialaicaidui。turancongjijiaogalalimaochulai，huibuhuishiyaogaoshiqinga？”
“taxiaoshilezhengzhengjiunian，yebuzhidaoganshenmequle？”
“dengdeng，woketingshuotagoudashanglehualongjituandefengzong！qianqianzheiciqingtalai，shixiangtongguotarenshifengzong，qiufengzongbangmangshougouneikuaihuangdi。”
“biechedan！tazheiyangdenvrennenggoudashangfengzong？nigaibuhuiyiweifengzongyanxiaba？”
shishishang，wosuishidichanjiededaheng，danzheixienianyizhishenjumuhou，henshaoqinzichuma。
suoyi，xuduoyuwoyoujiaoyidehezuoshang，bingmeiyoujianguowobenren。
woyikaishixian，buzaiqukanshenjiadeqinqi。
taishouzhaolainvpu，congtashouzhongtuopanliquxiayibeihongjiu。
zhengpinchangmeijiuzhiji，shenqianqianyishenbaisexiaoliqunchuxianzaizhongrenyanqian。
weichaoyunlanzheshenyifei，zouzaitashenhou。
shenqianqiandabuliuxingzoudaowogenqian，qingpiaopiaokanlewoyiyan，zhoumeidao：
“woqingnilaiwodeshengriyan，niyebuzhidaozunzhongzhuren，haohaodabanyixiazailai！”
“chuanchengzheiyang，shiyaolaiqitaoma？”
“真丢人！”
shuowan，taguyiyanshangkoubi，bailewoyiyan。
wopingshibutaizhuzhongchuanyidaban，jibendoushiyundongtaozhuang。
toufayebuzuo，zhuangyebuhua，kanshangqujiuheputongdamayiyang。
shenqianqianzheixienianbeitabamaguanhuaile，yangaoyuding，xuweifukua。
jiusuanwoyongxindabanle，tayehaishihuixianqiwo。
bijing，wozheiyangchushendema，shitaxindiyongyuanbabudiaodeyigenci。
womianbugaise，danshengdao：“niyezhidaowomeiqian，jinwanzhinengweiquyixianideyanjingle！”
shenqianqianyoufanlegebaiyan，zheishiweichaoyunzouleguolai，yiliannaose：
“shenrunan，nishixiangdian！”
“qianqianqingnilaishikandeqini！nizhuyidianyanxingjuzhi，biejitadiulian！”
wokanzheyanqianzheigenanren，xiangqicengjingtaduiwoxuxiadechengnuo，huranjuedeexinjile。
shiliunianqian，wozenmejiuxiangzhonglezheigenanren？haixinletadeguihua？
wonaohailishanguodangnian，tabalihunxieyishuhenhenzazaiwotoushanghewodasuantiaoqiaozishadeyimu。
shunjianjuede，neishihoudewozhenshichunbaole！
yeba，zhidangzijinaozijinshuileba！
现在不蠢就好！
shenyifeikanzhewo，shenxiaoyisheng：“niyezhenshixinda，dangnianneizhongqingkuangxia，nijuranmeiyouzisha？”
“buguojinrizhongfeng，bamayaoshizhidaonihaihuozhe，yidinghuigaoxingde！”
wodandankanzheta，jifengdao：“niyebulaima！tingshuozheijiniannibashenshijituanhuihuoyikong，buguomaicuoleyikuaidipi，gongsizijinjiuzhouzhuanbukaile！”
“bamayaoshizhidaonizheimezuojianshenshijituan，nishuotamenhuibuhuikua？”
shenyifeinule，yanzhongshanguoyisihenli。
taxunsushoulianbiaoqing，shuo：“guoqudeshi，jiurangtaguoquba！niyebieyizhifangzaixinshang！”
“jintianqingnilai，yishiweiqianqianqingsheng，erlaima，shixiangyaoqingnizhongxinruzhishenshijituan。”
“wobazongjingliyizhirangjini，congjinwanghou，womenhaishiyijiaren。”
weichaoyunyequandao：“runan，yifeidourangxianjinile，nijiutongkuaidianjieshouba！”
“wokannimuqianjingjitiaojianyebuzenmeyang，jiubuyaozaizhuangleba？”
“shenshijituandezongjingli，neikeshiyirenzhixiawanrenzhishang，suanshikandeqinile！”
“danzheiweizhiyebunengbaibairangjinizuo，nidedayingwomenyijianshicaixing。”
woyilianlengran，jingjingkanzhetamen，wen：“shenmeshi？”
shenyifeiweiweiyangqilian，zhigaoqiyang：“zhiqiantingrenshuo，nihehualongjituanfengzongzaiyiqile？”
wobuzhikefou，qingpiaopiaodao：“renshi，danbuzaiyiqi。”
shenyifeiminleminzui，jixudao：“zheiyangba，zhiyaonidayingwomen，qingfengzongchumiannalianggeyishougoushenjiadeneikuaihuangdi，shenshijituanzongjinglideweizhijiuguinile！”
我简直要气笑了。
yikuaiwurenwenjindehuangjiaoyedi，juranganerenjialianggeyi？
fengzongyoubushiyanxia，pingshenmedayingtamendetiaojian？
nanbuchengyaotahualiangyimaishenshijituanzongjinglideweizhi？
tamenbuhuijuededajiadoushishaziba？