真千金归来,我带全家一起摆烂第1章

wojiaoshenyuechu,danglexujiashibaniandejiaqianjin。

dangqinzijiandingbaogaoshuaizaiwomianqian,neigejiaoxuanran、meiyanjianyuwomuqinzhaowenfangyouqifenxiangsidenvhai,qieshengshengdizhanzaiketingzhongyangshi,wozhidao,wodehaorizidaotoule。

huozheshuo,tamendehaorizi,daotoule。

fuqinxujianguo,zheiweizaishangchangshangshafaguoduandedongshizhang,cikezhengyongyizhongqiansuoweiyoudewenqingkanzhexuanran,neiyanshenxiangshizaixinshangyijianshierfudedejueshizhenpin。taqingleqingsangzi,zhuanxiangwo,yuqihuifulewangrideweiyan:“yuechu,congjintianqi,anranjiushinideqinmeimei。nidangleshibanianjiejie,yaodongdeqianrang。”

“qianrang”,duomejingmiaodeyigeci。

woneiweigangcongwodunshangxueyuanbiye,kongjiangchengweigongsiceodedagexujingshen,tuiletuijinsiyanjing,jingpianhoudemuguangruilirudao:“anranzaiwaimianchileshibanianku,xingzineixiang,niyaoduodaidaita。lingwai,nishoushangfuzede‘cuicanjihua’,wohuijiaojianranlaishuxi,nicongpangxiezhujiuhao。”

“cuicanjihua”,neishiwoaolewushugetongxiao,weigongsiweilaiwunianfazhanouxinlixuezuochudehexincehuaan。xianzai,tachenglejizhenqianjindejianmianli。

erwodemuqinzhaowenfang,zheiweiyongyuanjingzhi、yongyuanjiangtimianfangzaidiyiweidemingyuan,lazhexuanrandeshou,roushengxiyudibangtazhenglizhelvexianlianjiadeyiling。tashenzhimeikanwoyiyan,zhishiduizhekongqishuo:“duile,yuechu,nihelinjiadehunyue……wokananranhelinjianeihaizidaoshigengbanpeixie。ni,buhuiyouyijianba?”

duanduanshifenzhong,wodeshenfen、wodeshiye、wodeaiqing,beitamenqingmiaodanxiediyiyiboduo,ranhoudabaosongjilelingyigeren。

kongqizhongmimanzheyizhonggangade、qidaidechenmo。tamenzaidengwoku,dengwonao,dengwoxiesidilidizhiwen“pingshenme”。zheiyang,tamenjiunengshunlichengzhangdijiwotieshang“budongshi”、“jiduxinqiang”debiaoqian,ranhouyongzhangbeidezitailai“kuanrong”wo,congerdixiaotamenneixinneiweibuzudaodekuijiu。

zheigejuben,wokanguotaiduobianle。tailaotao,taiwuqu。

wokanzhetamensanzhangxieman“jingyingshiweishan”delian,huranjuedehenxiangxiao。

yushiwoxiaolechulai,xiaodegewaicanlan。

“好啊。”我说。

sangezi,qingpiaopiaode,quexiangsanjizhongchui,zazailetamenyushehaodedaodegaodishang,rangtamensuoyouzhunbeihaodeshuocidoukazailehoulongli。

wozhanqishen,zoudaoxuanranmianqian,zheigenvhaiqueshihenyouxiu,yanshenqingliang,daizheyiguweijingshishidejueqianghechunzhen。tadagaiyiweizijijijiangmianduiyichanglaizijiaqianjindeedubaofu,shentibengdejinjinde。

woshenchushou,dongzuoqingroudibangtabayilvluanfabiedaoerhou,yuqizhenchengdexianggeshengmu:“meimei,huanyinghuijia。yihou,zheigejiajiukaonile。”

ranhou,wozhuanxiangwoneisanwei“jiaren”,shenshenjuleyigong:“ba,ma,dage,xiexienimenshibaniandeyangyuzhien。congjintianqi,wojuedingciquzaigongsideyiqiezhiwu,jiechuhelinjiadehunyue。nimenfangxin,wohuidangyige‘dongshi’dejiejie,juebujimeimeitianyidiandu。”

shuowan,wolinqishafashangneizhiaimashibojinbao,caizhegaogenxie,zaitamencuoe、zhenjing、shenzhiyouxiebuzhisuocuodemuguangzhong,xiaosadizhuanshenshanglou。

guanshangfangmendeneiyike,wozuijiaodexiaoyigengshenle。

nimenbushijuedekuiqiantama?bushixiangbuchangtama?

haoa,wobaxujiada**deweizhi,liantongsuoyoudezeren、yali、rongyao,quandourangjini。

erwo,shenyuechu,congjintianqi,zhifuzeyijianshi——

daizhenimenzheisangegaogaozaishangdejingying,yiqitiyanyixia,shenmejiaozuozhenzhengderenjianjile。

游戏,开始了。

wo“bailan”dediyitian,shicongyichangsuzuikaishide。

qianyiwan,woyongxujianguojiwodeneizhangwuxianeheika,baoxialequanchengzuiguidejiuba“huanjing”dediwangbaoxiang,jiaoshanglewoneiquntongyangwusuoshishidefuerdaipengyou。womenzaizheneryulongdeyinleli,hediaolejishipingheitaoa,xiangbindepaomojihuyanmeilezhenggewuchi。

dangwodingzheyitouluanzaozaodejuanfa,chuanzhezhoubabadewanlifu,zaidiertianzhongwushierdian,huanghuangyouyoudicongloushangzouxialaishi,xujiazhengjinxingzheyichangjiqiyansudejiatingzaocanhui。

canzhuoshang,xuanranchuanzheyishendetidezhiyetaozhuang,zhengzaixiangxujianguohexujingshenhuibaotadui“cuicanjihua”dechubuxiangfa。tadepptzuodewuketiaoti,shujuxiangshi,luojiqingxi,bukuishimingxiaobiyedegaocaisheng。

xujianguopinpindiantou,xujingshenouerhuitichuyilianggejianruidewenti,xuanranyenengduidaruliu。zhaowenfangzezaiyipang,youyadiyongyinzhixiaoshaojiaodongzhekafei,lianshangshi“wujiayounvchuzhangcheng”dejiaoao。

haoyifufucizixiao、qilerongrongdejingyingjiatinghuamian。

wodechuxian,xiangyiketourupingjinghumiandeshizi。

“hai,zaoshanghaoa。”wodazhehaqian,dalaladizaicanzhuopangzuoxia,kongqizhongnongyudejiujingweishunjianqusanlekafeidexiangqi。

zhaowenfangdemeitoulikezhouleqilai,yuqilimanshiyayidexianqi:“shenyuechu,nikankannixianzaishishenmeyangzi!zuowanyouguihundaojidian?”

“ma,biezheimeshuoma,”wonaqiyipiantusi,youqiwulidikenzhe,“wozheibushixiangtonglema?yiqianhuodetaileile,xianzaiyaobaguoqushibanianmeixiangshouguodeqingchun,doubuhuilai。”

xujingshenfangxiawenjian,muguanglengdexiangbing:“hunao!niyijingbushixiaohaizile,biewanglezijideshenfen。”

“woxianzaishenmeshenfen?”wowaizhetou,tianzhendiwen,“wobushixujiadaxiao-jieleya。wojiushiyigewuyeyoumin,yigejirenlixiadeyangnv。dage,woxianzaibunuli,bushizhenghaosuilenimendeyima?zheiyangcainengxiandeanranmeimeigengyouxiu,gengnenggana。”

wozheifan“yituiweijin”dechayanchayu,shunjianyezhulexujingshen。

xuanrantingxiahuibao,youxiewucuodikanzhewo,yanshenlidaizheyisitongqinghekuijiu。tadagaijuede,woshiyinweibeiduozouleyiqie,caihuizibaoziqi。

“jiejie,nibiezheiyang……”tashituanweiwo,“‘cuicanjihua’womenkeyiyiqi……”

“bie,”woliketaishoudaduanta,“meimei,zheishishuyunidewutai,wokebuganqiangnidefengtou。zaishuole,zuocehuaduoleia,yaodiaotoufade。woxianzaizhixiangchihewanle,jishixingle。”

xujianguozhongzhongdibadaochapaizaizhuoshang,fachucierdeshengxiang。“shenyuechu!nizheishishenmetaidu!woxujiadenver,jiusuanshiyangnv,yebunengzheimeziganduoluo!”

“ba,ciyishibiyishide,”wofangxiatusi,duanqiniunaiheleyidakou,ranhoushayoujieshidikanzheta,shuochulewojihuazhongdediyijutaici,“ninkan,ninmeitianweilegongsidanjingjielv,toufadoubailebushao。dageni,nianjiqingqingjiugaodegengelaoganbuyiyang,yidiannianqingrendechaoqidoumeiyou。mayeshi,meitianbushisuanjizhezenmezaimingyuanquanliyanyaqunfang,jiushidanxinzijideyuweiwenyouduoleyitiao。nimenhuode,zhendebuleima?”

他们都愣住了。

wojixuyongyizhongbeitianminrendeyuqishuodao:“renshengkuduan,hebini?qianshizhuanbuwande,dankuailekeshihuixiaoshide。ba,wozuotianqudeneigejiuba,yougeleduitebiebang,zhuchangshigebaifacangcangdelaotou,danqijitalaibixiaonianqinghaishuai。wojuede,ninyegaizhaodianzijideaihaole。”

shuowan,wozhanqishen,shenlegelanyao,dazhehaqianwangloushangzou:“bugennimenliaole,wodehuiqubugejue。wanshangyuelerendamajiang,deyangzujingshen。”

kanzhetamensangerenneifu“xiangfahuoyouzhaobudaoliyou”debianmibiaoqing,hexuanranneifu“danyouyouwuli”deshengmumoyang,woxinqinghaojile。

bingdudezhiru,xuyaoyigeguocheng。bunengji,yaorangtamenxiancong“yane”,zhuanbianwei“haoqi”。

而我,有的是耐心。