第2章 跟老公领证去

“suwan,nishibushifengle?genwoquxiaohunyue,jiajiyigecanfei?”zhounanyubuganxinzhudongquanjiuzheiyangbeisuwannahuiqu。

sumeirucongzuichudejinghuangzhonglengjingxialai,yezoushangqianquanzu,“meimeiniqianwanbuyaoyichongdonghuilezijidezhongshengxingfu,neishipinkendingshihechengde,wogenbenmeiyoushuoguoneixiehua!”

“shima?”suwanhuiguotou,kandaozhanzaisumeiruhoumiandesufusumu。

taqingshengwendao:“nimenyejuedeshipinshihechengdema?”

zhiyaotamenhaijianchixiangxinsumeirushiwugude,neitayihouyebuxuyaoshenmefumule,zuoyigeguertinghao。

“meimei,nijiubuyaozheiyangduoduobirenle,zheijianshibamayoubuzhiqing,nihebirangtamenweinan?”

sumeirujiansufusumumeiyoumashangbiaotai,jiutiaochulaijitamenjiewei。

tacongxiaozaisujiazhangda,genfumudeganqing,naershisuwanyigeganghuilaimeiyiniandexiangbalaonengbide?

pangbiankanrenaoderenyejijizhazhaditaolunqilai。

“sixiaojieshuodebucuo,zheishiwuxiaojiewenerlao,fenmingjiushizaiweinantamen!”

“erqierenjiasixiaojieshiqinshengde,wuxiaojiebuguoyigeyangnv,zheishirangerlaozaitamenzhijianxuanyigea!”

“suishuotadezaoyuhenlingrentongqing,danshisixiaojieshuodeyebushimeiyoukeneng,huoxuneishipinshihechengdeni,tayebuguoyetaizibulianglile。”

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benlaibuzhidaozenmebandesufusumu,tinglezheixieyilunhou,mengranyishidaoleyijianshi。

yigeshiqinshengde,yigeshishouyangde。

zenmejueze,benlaijiubunan。

danzuiguanjianzaiyu,qinshengdeshisuwan,sumeirucaishineigecongxiaobeisujiashouyangde!

“bashipinzhongderenzhaoguolaiduizhijiuzhidaozhenjiale。”sujingxianshuowanjiukanxiangsuwan,“wanwannizhidaozheijigerenzainalima?”

suwanwenyan,dandanyixiao,“ba,ninsuanshiwenduirenle,wozhenghaozhidaozainalinengzhaodaotamen!”

“bu!”yitingdaoyaobajigedahanzhaolaiduizhi,sumeirujingdejiaoleyisheng。

“zenmele?jiejiebuxiangwobarenzhaolai?neinishichengren,shipinlidehuashinishuodele?”suwanxiaowen。

sumeirumuguangbuduanshanshuo,“bushi,neixiehuabushiwoshuode,wodeyisishi,jintianshinidedaxiderizi,baneixierenjiaolaibuheshi,erqiezheiyetaidiurenle!”

“haohaodehunlinaochengzheiyanghaibugoudiurenma?”sumuxiayunhechidao:“nishuoshiyouxinrenxiangyaotiaobo,neiwodaoyaokankanshineigebuzhangyandedongxiganzheimehaiwodenver!!”

jintianshinverdahun,xiayundabandeyipaiyongronghuagui,pingshicixiangdelianyeyinweizhuangrongdeyuanyin,xiandeduolejifenweiyan。

“ma,wodeyisishi,xianrangmeimeidehunlijixu……”sumeirulazhexiayundeshoubei,xiaoshengsajiao。

shiqingdaolezheiyibu,tazenmeyebunengrangsuwanbaneijigerenjiaoguolai,burantajiuwanle。

zhounanyujiansumeiruyigerenkuaigaobudingle,yezaiyipangbangqiang,“yuefuyuemu,tamenjiemeizhijianyidianxiaomaodunjiubuyaonadaotaimianshanglainaole,nanbuchengnimenyezanchengsuwanhewojiechuhunyue,genzheigelailibumingdecanfeijiehunma?”

tayuqigaoao,doubuxiequkanyiyanyipangdehuoyan。

wugubeicuedehuoyanyanpidoumeitaiyixia,zaisujiazheichangdaxizhong,tazhishigekankeeryi。

“zheishixiaomaodun?ruguoshiqingshizhende,wanwanyaoshibeiqifu,nirangtaxiabanbeizizenmeban?daoshihounihaihuiqutama?bieyiweiwomeitingdaonigangcaiweixietadehua,niyebuguoshigeweijunzibale!”xiayunhaobuliuqingmiandiduilezhounanyuyitong。

zhounanyuliansenankandaolejizhi,zhangzhezuidoubuzhidaoyaoruhefanbo。

kandaosujingxiangenxiayuncikedezuowei,suwanxinlishaoshaopingheleyixie。

haihao,tamenbingmeiyouwangjisheicaishisujiazhenzhengdeqianjin!

shangbeizitajiushibeisumeiruzhaodejigedahanqifule,ranhouhaibeipaichengshipinzaihunlideshihoudangzhongbofang。

zhounanyuquxiaolehunlizhuanerqusumeiruweiqi,tachenglequanyanchengdexiaobing,rangsujiamengxiu,zuihouhaiyinweijingshenshichangbeizheiduigounannvsongjinlejingshenbingyuan!

tachuhuisujiadezheixierizili,sumeiruduitabiaoxianchulaideshanyigenzongrong,doubuguoshiyaobatabianchengyigerenrenyanedexiangbalao!

sumeirushenzhidafangdibazijinanpengyoudourangjita,renzhexintongkantamenzoujinjiehunlitang。

yinweizaihunlizheiyitian,sumeirugenzhounanyuzaojiushejihaoleyindudejimoudengzheta。

rangrenzaixiuxishiqirutazhishidiyibu,jiexialaisumeirubiaomianduitabaibanhao,sixiajiuyongtayijingshiyigebeihuileqingbaideangzangnvrenzheishicijita,rangtameitiandouchuyubengkuibianyuan。

benjiubuxihuantadesangegegeyuefayaneta,fumuyeyinweitade“wuliqunao”jianjiangandaoxinfan。

zhidaosumeiruzijitonglezijiyidao,wulaidaotadeshenshang,rangsuoyourendoujuedetashixinfengle,yijingkaishishangrenle。

tajiuzheiyangbeishunlichengzhangdisongdaolejingshenbingyuan。

neishihoutazaisujiayijingguodeshengburusile,quebuzhijinlejingshenbingyuancaishiemengdekaishi!

xinghaoshangtianchuilian,rangtazhongshengle,huidaoyiqiebeijudekaiduan,tazhifuleneijigedahan,nadaolesumeiruxianhaitadezhengju!

zheiyishi,tayaosuoyouhaiguotaderenxuezhaixuechang!

tashouhuisixu,yanquyanzhongdefengkuanghenyi,congrongdikanzhezhoujingxiangenxiayun。

“bamanimenbuyongdanxin,neijigerenyijingbeijingchadaizoule,woyuanbenyiweiruguozhenshijiejieyishixiangbukaiyaohaiwo,neiwojiujitagejihui,tazhudongchengrenlezheijianshijiucongqingchuli,meixiangdaojiejieshuotabuzhiqing,neijiurangjingfangzhaochuzhenxiangba,zheiyangyebijiaogongzheng。”

suwanshuowanhaiteyicoujinsumeiruwenleyiju,“nishuoshibushiajiejie?”

sumeirubeitaheleyitiao,shentiwanghoumengtuileyibu。

tahuangluandijiuzheyifu,“shi……shia。”

zenmeban?neigejirenbeizhuale,zhiyaojingchayishenwenchulai,tajiuquanwanle!

“huangshenme?biewangle,nibamazuitengainile,shuobutongjiuyongkurouji!”zhounanyuxiaoshengzaisumeiruerbianshuodao。

zhounanyudehuarangsumeirushuangyanyiliang。

kurouji,zheigetazuinashoule。

“bama,jiranmeimeiyijingbaojingle,neijiu……”sumeirudehuahaimeishuowan,turanjiutaishouwuzheetou,shentiwanghoudaoqu。

zhanzaitapangbiandezhounanyushenshouxufuleyixia,danshiweilexiaoguobizhen,tahaishirangsumeirujiejieshishizadaoledimianshang。

“peng!”deyishengmenxiang,sumeirutengdechadiandangchangluxian。

“meiruzenmele?shibushizheixietianweilecaochiwogensuwandehunlileihuaile,lairena,ganjinda120!”zhounanyusishenghoudao。

zhongrendoubeiheleyitiao,weiyousuwankandoumeikanyiyan,tuizhehuoyanwangwaizou。

“wanwanniyaoqunaer?”xiayunwendao。

suwantouyemeihuidishuo:“genwolaogonglingzhengqu!”