“renwujindu100%，xianzaishifouxuanzezhongsheng？”
zheiyike，tabuzhidengleduojiu。
jianghuihaobuyouyuxuanze，“woyaozhongsheng。”
yidaoyinsedeguangdadaotadeshenshang，linghunshangbeisiliedetengtonggan，shineiyangdeshuxi。
tajianjianxianruheianzhizhong。
“啪！”
suizheshengyindeluoxia，yigebazhanghenhendiluozaijianghuidelianshang。
tengdejianghuidaochouyikoulengqi，linghunxianxiebeidachuqiao。
“啪！”
dierbazhangxianxieluoxiadeshihou，beihunshenshitoudeshaonvlanlexialai。
“biedale，biedale，yaodajiudawoba，shiwobuhao，shiwomeiyouzhanwen，yiqiedoushiwodecuo，genjiejiemeiguanxi！”
lianshangdetengtongjiasujianghuilizhidehuilong，huifuleyixieliqi，yibatuikaiyazaishenshangderen。
“哎哟！好疼……”
“反天了！”
fangqinqideliansetieqing，“**meihaoxinhaoyigenniqiuqing，nijingranhaitui**mei！lairen，jiwoshangjiafa！enzhuta！wangsilida！wojiudangmeiyoushengguonizheigenver！”
wangshendaizhejimingnvyong，xiangjianghuizoulai。
jiangxingyuelianmangqishen，guizaifangqingenqian，“mama，raolejiejieba！woxiangjiejiebushiguyituiwode，ninzaijijiejieyicijihuiba！”
jiangxingwen：“ma！woqinyankandaojiushijianghuibajiejietuijinyongchide！mingzhidaojiejiebuhuishui！tahaizheimezuo！tazenmezheimeedua！tazheishimousha！shifanzui！”
zheishi，linghunzhongyuronghewanbi。
jianghuizhengkaiyan，tazhongshengle！
tahuanguzhesizhou，xianshikandaoliansetieqingdefangqin，zaishishiluluguizaifangqinjiaobiandejiangxingyue，yiliannurongzhengzhikongzijidejiangxingwen…
游泳池。
xianzaishitabeizhaohuidaojiangjiahoudeyigeyue。
jianghuizuijiaoyangqiyimoshixuedexiao，tajianghuizhongyuhuilaile！
yimingnvyonglaizhuajianghuideshou，quebeijianghuifanwotadeshoubei，yongliyining，neimingnvyongshunjianfachuqicandetonghusheng。
youyouyigenvyongchongshanglai，jianghuiyijiaobarenchuaifeijinleyouyongchi。
wangshenhelingyimingnvyongxiangyaozaibeihoutouxi，jiebeijianghuisanxiawuchuer，qingzhongjiejue，lianggerentangzaidishang，bantianpabuqilai。
zheihaishijianghuishouxialiuqing，yaoburanzheijigerenzaojiugale。
fangqinqidehunshenzhandou，“nienv！gangjinjiamen，jiubajiangjiajiaodejiquanbuning！guozhenshigehuohai！nizenmebuqusia！”
yanyuedu，haoxiangjianghuigentayouxuehaishenchouyiyang。
jianghuideyanlimanshibingleng，shangyishidetatingdaozheihua，keshishangxinlehaojiu！haoburongyizhonghuoyishi，tongyangtingdaozheihua，jiuxiangtingdaoyigelengxiaohua。
“haha，fangxinhaola！jiusuannibuzaile，woyehuihaohaohuozhe！nidousishiduola，hainenghuoduojiusheizhidaoni！kewocaishijiusuiye，wodemeihaoqingchunhaizhangzheni！”
“你！你！你！”
fangqinbeiqideshuangmuyuandeng，zijideqinshengnverjingranzhoutazaodiansi！
bujinshita，haiyoujiangxingyue，yijizhenggehouyuanlizhanzhederen，doujingdaile。
yigegemanlianzhenjingdekanxiangjianghui，youruhuojianlegui。
pingrilidejianghuizongshiliuluchuyifudanxiaoqienuo、zhanzhanjingjingdemoyang，fangfoyizhishoudaojinghedexiaotuziyiban。
tajiejinquanlidiququyuejiangjiazhongdemeiyigeren，wulunshizhangbeihaishitongbei，shenzhiduiyuneixienvyongsijimenyeshiruci。
tazongshimiandaiweixiao，yuqiwenrou，buganyousihaoxiedaihuomaofanzhiyi，shengpazijideyanxingjuzhihuiyinqibierenduitadebuman。
xianzaiquegangenfurenjiaoban！
jiangxingyuededizhetou，zuijiaoshangdexiaoyijiannong。
zheigejianghuichunchuletianji，wanquanbuzuweiju。
“jianghui！nizenmenengzheimegenmashuohua！yidianjiaoyangdoumeiyou！”
jiangxingwenshuangshouchazheyao，lianshangluchuyifubumanhefennudeshenqing。
fangqinlenghengyisheng，“womeiyoutazheiyangdenver！”
“qiaole！woyemeiyounizheiyangdemuqin！”
shangyishixiangshuochukoudehua，zhongyushuochukoule，jianghuixinlishunjianchangkuailebushao。
fangqinqidenaqishenpangdejiushengquanchaotashenshangzaqu，“nigehunzhangdongxi！”
jianghuilengxiao，“nandaowoshuodebudui？nishiwomama，quebupanwohao！woyihuijiangjiajiurangwozhuzawujian！haibujiwochibaofan！lianxuefeidoushiwozijidagongzhuande！nihaiyixinxiangwoqusi，younizheiyangdangmadema？”
fangqinbingmeiyoujuedezheiyangduitayoushenmebudui，fanerjuedezheiyiqiedoushitayinggaishoude。
“nijiushizaijiduwojie！jianbudewojiehao！jiutuiwojiejinyouyongchi！”
jiangxingwenxiangshikanchuanlezhenxiang，renweizijishuodejiushizhenxiang。
fangqinqingmiedekanzhejianghui，“jiuniyepeihexingyuebi？nilianxingyuedeyigezhijiagaidoubibushang！”
tingdaozheihua，jiangxingyuexinlikaixinjile，mianshangrourouruoruodebangjianghuishuohua，“ma，jiejieqishitinghaode，zhishijiejiehuijiadeshijianhaitaiduan，woxiangxinshijianjiule，ninziranjiuhuifaxianjiejiedeyou……”
“xingyue！nikeshimamawofeijinxinxuepeiyangchulaidemingyuanqianjin，nideyouxiuyoumugongdu！meimeichuqu，nalibushiwushuzanmeizhuipeng！
zheinashishengzhangzaixiangyedetakebide！”
“wokanshitazibuliangli，ziquqiru！”
“jiushi！jiejiekeshigaokaozhuangyuan！youshidaqiandashideqinchuandizi！zheinalishinizheigexiangbalaokebide！”
tingdaofangqinzheimechengzanzijidejiejie，jiangxingwenyuyourongyan，xiangshizaikuajiangtayiban，xiaoweibaqiaodaoletianshang。
kandaozheixiangqinxiangaideyijiaren，jianghuijuedeciyanjile，exintoule。
shangyishitazenmemeizaozaokanqingjiangxingyuedezhenmianmuni？
mingmingshitazijidiejinyouyongchi，quejizhongrenyingzaochushitaguyituitadeshishi。
好一朵小白莲。
“jianghuibujinjinlaoshijijiejieshibanzi，haigouyinjiejiedeweihunfu！”
“shenme！”fangqinnubukee，“jianghuinizenmenengzheimebuyaolian！”
jiangxingyueyangqitou，yankuanghanlei，leishuiyaodiaobudiaode，bukezhixindekanxiangjianghui，“jie……jiejie，awenshuodedoushizhendema？”
得，好大一盆脏水！
shangbeizi，tayouyanwuzhuduishenyangjunyijianzhongqing，danyagenmeiyousixiadanduxiangchuguo，hetangouyinyishuo，jianzhiwuzhongshengyoudewumie！
xiangqishangyishi，zaihaotingshenyangjunwannvren，wandeyoulang，youhua！tazhuangjianbuzhiyiciliangci！
啊呸！
烂透了的花萝卜！
jianghuixianexindepailepaishenshangqidejipigeda，“shenmepolanwanyi，jiunimendangbaobei！”