第5章 乡巴佬你不配

三楼。

“mamabuzhidaonixihuanshenmefengge,nikankanxibuxihuan,youmeiyoushenmeyaotianjiade。”

chenglizhudakaifangmenshuodao。

fangjianbuzhichengyangqidefenhongsegongzhufang,shaonvxinmanman,quebushiyuhexihuandefengge。

danchenglizhuyilianqidaidikanzhetadeyangzi,tazhihaodiantou,“zheiyangjiuhao……”

tadehuahaimeiyoushuowan,turanbeirentuileyiba,yigelieju。

“chuqu,zheishiwodeshufang!”

yezizhengxiongbabadidengzheyuhe,xianggekuaiyaobaozhadezhayaobao。

“hehe,nimeishiba?”chenglizhuzuoyouweinan,“zhengzheng,zanmenzhiqianbushishuohaole,zheigefangjianjijiejiema?”

xiaoerziturannaopiqi,tayouxiehuangluan。

bieshudeer、sanloudefangjiandoubeiliyongwanle,zhishengxiayiloudeyongrenfanghekefang。

yuheshiyejiadexiaojie,kendingbunengzhuyilou。

suoyi,tacaixiangdaogenxiaoerzishangliang,rangtagendaerzigongyongyigeshufang,batadeshufangtengchulai,jiyuhedangfangjian。

“tacaibushiwodejiejie!womeiyoucongshangalalilaidejiejie!”

yezizhengjiaorangzhe,zaiciqutuiyuhe。

yuhecumei,renzhumeiyouyijiaobatatikai,zhishiqingqiaodibikaishenzi。

yezizhengpulegekong,“dong”deyisheng,zhuangzaichuangweishang。

“哇——”

dunshi,xionghaizihaotaodakudeshengyinchongpofangding。

“zenmele?zenmele?”yelaotaiwensheng,zaiyezisudechanfuxiadaolesanlou。

“wa……nainai,kuaijiuwo,zheigexiangbalaotuiwo!wuwuwu……”

yezizhengpujinyelaotaidehuaili,wawakuzhetousu。

ruciwulai,rangyuheyishiwuyu。

tayaoshituita,jiubuzhishikedaotouzheimejiandanle。

“bukubuku,nainaiweinizhuchigongdao。”yelaotaiqingpaizhetadebei,bangtashunqi,“rangnainaikankan,shangdaonalile?”

zhijianyezizhengyilianyanleihebiti,etouqileyigedabao。

“tiana,zenmekedezheimeyanzhong,huibuhuipoxiang?!”yezisukuazhangdejinghu。

yezizhengtingdaopoxiang,kudegengdashengle。

“zhengzheng,rangmamakankan,duibuqi,shimamadecuo,meiyoukanhaoni……”

chenglizhuhuanghuangzhangzhangxiangshangqianbaoyezizheng,quebeiyelaotaiyibatuikaile。

“kanshenmekan,kuaibukuaiqujiaoyishengguolai!”

tahechiwan,dengleyuheyiyan,“yihuizaizhaonisuanzhang!”

虞禾:“……”

bieshuliyizhenbinghuangmaluan,suoyourendouguyezizhengqule。

yezisujianyuhebeiliangzaiyibian,xinlishufuduole。

yigexiangbalao,bupeimamaweiraozhezhuan!

一楼客厅。

yezizhengyanjingkudehongzhongsuozaiyelaotaihuailichouqi,kandeyelaotaixintengdebudele。

tayibianhechichenglizhucuijiatingyishengkuaidian,ranhouyoucuiyongrenganjinzhujidan。

yongrenhenkuaiyongmianbubaolegeguntangshuizhudansongguolai。

“zhengzhengbuku,yongjidangunjiquanjiuhaole。”

yelaotaijieguojidan,zhengyaowangyezizhengdebaogunshi,beiyishengqinglengdenvshengzuzhile。

“bunengyongrejidanfu,yongbingkuai。”

xunshengkanqu,zhijianyuhezhanzailoutikou。

tashenshangchuanzhehaishineishenpolandeqipao,danjianbeizhegebubao,zishendaizhedeqinglengqixi,jingkanbuchushicongshanlizouchulaide。

“nidongshenme,jidanrefu,huoxuesanyu,zhuanmenxiaozhong。”yelaotaidengleyuheyiyan。

ranhouyongjidanqingqingdizaiyezizhengetoushangdedabaogundong。

“a……tong!”yezizhengtongdedakudanaoqilai。

“tongyerenzhe,bixuyongjidangun,buranbaobuhuixiao。”

yelaotaijiaoyongrenguolaianzhuyezizheng。

chenglizhukanzhexintengdebudele,danyoubuganweikangyelaotai,zhanzaiyibianganzheji。

zheishi,yizhiruroutideshouqinzhuleyelaotaideshou。

“你干什么?!”

yelaotaishunzheshoukanjianyuhe,hunhuangdeyanzhulitouzhenuqi。

“yonglengfu。”yuhemuguangqinglengdezhongfudao。

“zoukaidian!bieaishi,wochiguodeyanbinichiguodefanhaiyaoduo,hainenghaiwoqinsunbucheng!”yelaotaizhengtuoyuhedeshou。

tashangcikeshiqinyankanzhefangtaitaizheimejitasunzixiaozhongsanyu,zenmekenengcuo!

yezizhengchenzhezheigeshihou,congyelaotaidehuailizhengtuo,zuanjinlechenglizhudehuaili,kudexilihuala,yanleibitihuleyilian,haobukelian。

yelaotaijianci,qibudayichuchu,zhengyaominglingyongrenbayezizhenglaguolaishi,jiatingyishengdaole。