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woshihaomenlineigediebutengniangbuaidezhenqianjin,yongyuanshijializuiduoyudeneigeren。
zhongyuzaimouyitianyanwangzhaoshangwo,shuowosantianhoubisi。
wolengleyixiawendao:“yejiushishuo,zheisantianwulun**shenmedoubuhuisilou?”
yanwangwuyuningye,miansechenzhongdianlediantou。
“neiwoxiangwenniyaoyiyangdongxi。”
阎王:“什么?”
“降龙十八掌。”
yanwang:“......”
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kanjiantangzaidishangsapodagunshuawulaidewo,yanwangfulefuetou。
“bujiushijuedeshenbianrendoubuaini,zhiyuma?”
wotengzuoqilai,yanshenweisi:“bushibuaiwo,tamenxiangrangwosi!”
yanwangwunaiyaoleyaotou,biaoshibuxin,danzhezhongshuodao。
“zheiyangba,wojinishibatiandeshijian,yaoshininengrangwokandaotamenshanghainideshibajianshier,wojiujini......jianglongshibazhang。”
我摇了摇头。
yanwangshuo:“bugou?nikebiexiangzhapianshouming,zheiyijingshijiniyanzhangle!”
woyanshenfangguang:“buyong,yitianzuyi。”
tianhaimeiliang,lingchensidianbudao,wobayanwangjiaoqilai。
“我要去上学了。”
tashuiyanxingzhongkanwobeiqibeibao,youkanlekanhaimeiliangdetiankongsudao。
“meikuyingchibusuan,nizheimezaoshangxueganma?”
mianduitadezhiyiwosihuxiguanle,meiyougandaoyisiqinao,jiulianjieshideshihoudoushenqingyanyan。
“xuexiaolijiayuan,jialiburangwozuoche。”
yanwangbuxin:“gujiazheimedadejiazu,zenmekenengbujinipaiche,niquzhaotamen。”
wobeizheshubaochiyileyixia,bennengbuxiangquzhaoregujianeixiesuoweideqinren。
danzhuannianyixiang,fanzhengzijiyeyaosile,wanyitamenturanchoufengaiwoyixiani?
woqiaoleqiaobamadefangmen,zaimenkouhanleyisheng:“ba,ma。”
babamamahuanglihuangzhangkaimen,yikandaomenkouzhanzhedeshiwo。
mamajianjiaozhedama:“niyaoganshenme,nengbunengbielaoshizuoyao!zheimezaodoubawohenibachaoxingle!”
“peng——”mentiezhewodebijianguanshang。
yanwangzaipangbianrenbuzhutucao:“zheishenmefumua,lianhaizidoubuguanxin!”
woquemeiyoushuoshenme,xinzhongmamuzaoyijingxiguanle,yijingzouchulejiamen。
yanwangzhuileshanglai,zaiwoerbianxuxutaotao:“gangcaisuanyigexingleba,danshinishangxuezenmebuchizaofan?”
wolengdandepieletayiyan:“shishangnayoubailaidezaofan。”
wochengzheyeluzoudaochenguangxiwei,lianyanwangdouleile,woquemeiyoudaoxuexiao,fanerdaoleshangyejiezuishehuadeshangchang。
yanwangzaiwoerbianzhiyizhe:“niyigexuesheng,jiuyinggaiquxuexiaoxuexi,laishangchangganshenme,wanwusangzhi。”
woxiguanlebuherenjieshi,jinleshangchangzhongzhijiechongjincesuo,kaishizhengdongloudecesuoqingsao。
zhengdongshangchangshijicengdecesuo,bufennannv,wodouyiyiqingsao。
dongzuoxianshudexiangyigeganleshiduoniandesaodiayi。
yanwangmudengkoudaidekanzhewozuihoucongyigerenmogouyangdejinglishoulijieguolaishikuaiqian。
renbuzhudamadao:“woqutamade,zheibujinshiguyongtonggong,zheijiaqiandoubibushangheinua!shikuaidoushifenshigeyikuaiji,queledadele,zheizhongrenzenmehaiyouyangshouzairenjianni!”
woyibianzouyibianbaneishizhangyikuaiqianfenbiezhuangjinshenshangbutongdedouli,shenzhiyouliangkuaiqian,saidaolexieli。
yanwangmamalieliedunangzhe:“zheiyesuanyigexingleba,shenmerena。”
wotaitouyanjingyouxiefaliang:“nibiemata,tashihaoren。”
yanwangchuixiongdunzu:“tazenmekenengshihaoren,nichidianerhaodeba!”
woguzhideyaoleyaotou:“nibieshuota,tashihaoren。”shuozhewozhuanshenjiakuailejiaobu。
yanwangwukenaihedegenshangqu:“xingxingxing,nishuotashihaorenjiushihaoren,buguonigangcaineishishenmedongzuo,jiushizhangyikuaiqian,yongdezhecangzheimeyanshi,nanbuchenghaiyourenyaoqiang?”
tahuayinhaimeiluo,zhitinglukouchuanchulaijishengjianxiao。
“heihei!cishanshiwokai,cishushiwozhai,yaoxiangguocilu,liuxiamailucai!”