第5章
一夜时间匆匆而过。
danglinzhezhongxinhuidaojiaoshideshihou。
faxianchulezijidexueshengwai，gengshiduolewushudechengnianren！
kanzhebeijidemanmandengdengdejiaoshi，linzhelianmangshangqian。
“buhaoyisi，nimenshi？”
jiandaolinzhedaolai，yiqunrenfenfenkaikou。
“womendoushihaizidejiazhang！”
“duiduidui！zuotianwoerziyihuijiajiubuduanshuotamendelaoshizenmezenmelihai，wozheibu，tedilaikankan！”
“woerziyezheimeshuole！”
“heinimendouxiaole！wonvershuo，yilaoshiyaojiefeiniucaixiang！woshilaimobaide！”
“shenme？neigeshijiejishuxuenanti？pianrendeba......”
jijizhazhadeyilunshengranglinzhekuxiaobuyi。
tasuanshizhidao，zheiqunxueshengdequediancongnalaidele......
wanmeidejichengletamendejiazhang！
yankanzhejiaoshiyuelaiyueluan，linzhelianmangzoushangjiangtai，qiaoleqiaozhuozi，jiangsuoyourendezhuyililaleguolai。
“neige，jiazhangmenhao，wojiushinimenyaozhaodeyilaoshi，linzhe......”
wenyan，yiqunjiazhangdunshijinghubuyi！
“nijiushiyilaoshi？jiadeba？zheimenianqing？”
“sheishuobushini？ershiduo？chaoguosanshilema？zheimexiaodenianji，zenmejiefeiniucaixianga！”
“yinggaishipianrendewuyile......”
学生家长们炸了。
shuoshenmededouyou，shenzhibufanduilinzhenumuershide，fenfenjiaorangzhedapianzi，bupeizuolaoshi！
ranerhaibudenglinzheshuoshenme，yigelaozheturancongzuoweishangzhanqilai，kanxianglejiangtaishangdelinzhe。
“yilaoshinihao，woshiliuyiyideyeye，liuweiguo！”
liuweiguoyiliandandingdekanzhejiangtaishangdelinzhe，taixiadejiazhangquebudandingle！
yourenrenchuleliuweiguodeshenfen，wuzhezuijinghubuyi！
“liuweiguo？neigeguojiatejishuxuejialiuweiguo？！”
“shenme？lianzheizhongjibiederenwudoulaile？woxiaoshihoukehaishiliulaodeouxiangni！”
“kanlaizheiciyilaoshiyaobeidalianle！lianliulaozheizhongshuxuejiadoulaile，kantahaizenmeshouchang！”
zaichangdejihudoushiyoutouyoulianderenwu，meiyoubuzhidaoliuweiguode！
erdezhiqishenfenhou，gengshiduitaishangdelinzhebukanhao。
shenzhiyijingyourenkaishilianxibaoshe，shiyaojiekailinzhedejiamianmu，congerpuguangqipianzidezhenxiang！
liuweiguoduicibiaoqingbubian，zhishidingzhetaishangdelinzhe，muguangjinbi。
“zuotianyiyihuijiahou，wotingshuoyilaoshiyaojiekaifeiniucaixiang？”
“大言不惭！”
yishenghechi，rangquanchanganjinglexialai，tongshiyeranglinzhezhoujinlemeitou。
“feiniucaixiangshineimehaojiekaide？neiyebushishijiejishuxuenantile！”
“yilaoshi，niweileranghaizitinghua，wolijieni，danshinibunengnapianrenlaidangzuoyouer！”
“nikezhidao，zheihuiranghaizishoudaoduoshaoshanghai？！”
tingdaoliuweiguodehua，linzheyehuoqishangsheng。
duiyuyongyouzheqianshijiyidetalaishuo，jiekaifeiniucaixianghaizhenbushishenmenanshi！
danshibeizheimeduorenzhizhebizima，nipusadouyousanfennuyi！
shengyinbiandeyouxielengying，linzhekanzheliuweiguo，huanhuankaikou。
“liulao，ninshiguojiajishuxuejia？”
liuweiguowenyanjiaoaodedianlediantou。
“laotouziwobucai，zhengshi！”
“那好！”
dedaokendinghou，linzhedunshiyipaizhuozi。
“neijiuqingliulaokankan，woshiruhejiekaifeiniucaixiangde！”
liuweiguowenyanyileng，kanzhetaishangduoduobirendelinzhe，dunshidanu！
tameixiangdaozheigenianqingdeshuxuelaoshijingranhaidengbizishanglianle！
shenchushouzhizhelinzhe，gangyaokaikou，bianbeilinzhedaduan。
“wohaibujinyaojiekaifeiniucaixiang，wohaiyaodaizhewodexueshengyiqijie！”
“woyaorangsuoyourendouzhidao，shijiejishuxuejiajiebukaidenanti，wodexuesheng，keyi！”
tingdaolinzhedehua，taixiadunshixiangqiyipianjinghu！
tamenmeixiangdao，linzhedekouqijingranzheimeda！
buguotingdaohoubiandehua，queyebuyoudeshengqiyifanjingyi！
biedebushuo，dandanshiweixueshengzhexiangzheidian，jiuzhidejiaoshizheigechenghu！
fanguanliuweiguo，zeshibeiqideliandouyouxiefalv！
duosuozheshouzhi，zhizhelinzhekaikou。
“haohaohao！wodaoyaokankan，nizheimaodoumeizhangqidebandawazi，shizenmedaizhexueshengjiekaifeiniucaixiangde！”
linzheduicimeiyouhuihua，fanershikanzhesuoyoujiazhangkaikoushuodao。
“woyaoshangkele，qingwuguanrenyuanlikaijiaoshi！”
yiqunjiazhangdunshibeibielegegouqiang！duilinzheganggangshengqidehaoganzhijieguiling！
buguolinzheshuodeyemeicuo，yiqunrenyebushibujianglide，zhinengfenfendelikailejiaoshi。
quequandoudaizailemenkou，weidejiushiyaokankanzheigekouchukuangyandeshuxuelaoshi，jiujingruhexiatai！
niuhongwenjintianmeike，zhengzaixuexiaolimanbuliudadeta，kandaolinzhedebanjimenkoujujilezheimeduoren，dunshihaoqideganleguolai。
jingguoyifanxunwen，dezhilinzheyaojiefeiniucaixiang，dunshilengxiaobuyi。
“hehe，jiuta？yigedaxuelaoshibale，haixiangjiekaishuxuenanti？”
“wokantashixiangpichi！”
zuotianbeixueshengduileerluoxiamianzidechangjinghaililizaimu，niuhongwenziranduilinzhemeishenmehaogan。
yanxiayoulebabing，zirankaishiluojingxiashi！
“zheiweijiazhang，wogennishuo，linzhezheigeren，bushishenmehaoren！”
“woqinyankandao，tajingranzaishangkeqijian，daiyouhexueshengwanwangluoyouxi......”
yifanzahuxialai，redebushaoxueshengjiazhangdoubiandeyifentianyong！
fenfenkaishidadianhua，yaoranglinzhezaiyedangbulelaoshi！
niuhongwenjianmudedadao，lengxiaozhezhanzaiyibian，kanzhejiaoshineidelinzhe，yanshenhenli。
“heng！kannizheihuizenmeshouchang！”
“ganrewo，laozirangnichibuledouzhezou！”
zhengzaijiangtaishangbanheibandelinzheziranbuzhidaoniuhongwensuozuodeshi。
kanzhelinzhebanzheshushikuaiheiban，yiqunxueshengfenfenyihuobuyi。
“laoshi！neibushiyouheibanma？weishahaiyaozaiban？”
wenyanlinzheheheyixiao，taiqitoukanxiangtiwendexuesheng。
“laoshishuole，yaojiekaifeiniucaixiang，zheiyikuaiheibandangranbugou！”
xueshengmenwenyandunshiyizhenjinghu！
“shizhende！yilaoshishuodeshizhende！tazhendekaishizhunbeijiefeiniucaixiangle！”
“deleba！wokanyilaoshikongpajiebukaicaishizhende......”
“buguanzenmeshuo，woxiangxinyilaoshi......”
linzhemeiquguanxueshengmendetaolun，zuzujishikuaiheibanbeibandaojiaoshizhongyang，dunshijiangyuanbenxueshengdeweizhizhanjuyikong。
calebatoushangdehan，linzhezhuantoukanxiangxueshengmen。
“ng，woganggangshuoguo，yaodainimenyiqijiefeiniucaixiang。”
“xianzai，nimenzuohaozhunbeilema？”
baokuojiaoshiwaimiandejiazhangmen，suoyourenhuxidunshiyizhi！
林哲不是在开玩笑！
他要玩真的！
jiuzaizheigeshihouwaitouyijingyoubushaodexinwenmeitidezhixiaoxiganleguolai。
daliangdexinwenmeitishouzailezhenggedaxuejiaoshidemianqian，jiulianxianzaidaxuedejigezhuyaolingdaorenwudouyijingshiyitoudewushui。
“sheinenggaosuwodaodishishenmeqingkuang，zhuangzhexianzaidaodizaigaoshenmegui？weishenmehuijiangzhenggeshuxuequanzineisuoyoudemingshitaidoudezhuyiliquanbudoujixiyinleguolai？”
xiaozhangdezhixiaoxideshihouyijingwanle，waitoudeneixiejizherutongfengyongyibanzhijiejinrulejiaoshi。
zuiyaomingdeshizhuangzhezheigeshihouyijingkaishizaiheibanshangjinxingletadetuisuanyanlian。
zaishangyibeizideshihou，yijingyourenjiekailezheiyigenanti。
feiniucaixiangzaitashangyibeiziqueshiyeshiyigefeichangniuchadexueshuo，buguozheigexueshuozaojiuyijingbeirenjituiyanjiekaile，jiurutong1+1=2dezheigelilun。
wangqiantuishangjiniandehua，1+1=2delilun，neijianzhijiushiqiangunanjiezhiti。
danzaiwanghoutuishanggejishinian，zai90niandaidehua，yousheibuzhidaozheigeyuanlisuozaini？
zhenggejiaoshilisuoyoudejiazhangdouzhouzhemeitou，kanzhetaishangdezheiweinianqingdelaoshi，yigebandadiandehaizidanrenxuexiaolidedaxue，shuxuelaoshiqueshiyeshinianqingyouwei。
danbuguanzheiweilaoshizaizenmenianqingyouwei，yebuyinggaidangzheshuxuetaidouliuweiguodemiandayanbucandeshuo，zijinenggoujiekaifeiniucaixiang。
dixiadezheiyixiejiazhangmenwuyibushixinzhongxixuyipian。
shenzhiyouxiejiazhangzheigeshihouyijingkaishicaice，zhuangzhedeqiantuyijingwanquanduansun。
“buyongduoshuole，zheiweilaoshideqiantuxianzaiyijingchedideduansongle。”
“shide，pingchangshihouzaixuexiaomianqianchuichuiniubiyejiusuanle，jingranzheiyicihaibasuoyoudejiazhangquanbudoujiqingleguolai。”
“tingshuozheiyicihaiyoubushaodemeitigaodudeguanzhuzhezheijianshiqingni，huibuhuihuiyingxiangdaozhenggexuexiaodeshengyu？”
youxiejiazhangyijingkaishidanxinle，zhuangzheruguomeibanfanenggoujiekaifeiniucaixiangdehua，tamenzhenggexuexiaojiuhuichengweishehuishangdexiaobing。
neimecongzheigexuexiaolimianbiyechuqu，shenzhicongzheigebanjilimianchuqudehaizi，yeyidinghuizaoshoudaoqitashehuijingyingcengcidechaofeng。
zheijianghuichengweitamenhaizishenshangyibeizidoumeibanfanenggoumodequdewudian。
duiyuzheixiewangzichenglongwangnvchengfengdejiazhangeryan，zheiyeshigejudadedaji。
zhuangzhenaqifenbizaiheibanshangmiankaishixiechulefeiniucaixiangdetuiyanlilun。
congdi1budeshihoujiangzheililunzhijiexiechuzhengdaogongshi，yigongyou200duogebuzhou。
dangranle，zaizhuangzheneigeshidaizhizhong，buzhouyijingbeitamenzhijiejianhua。
danjiranliuweiguohaizaizheilidehua，neijiuyaojiangzhenggebuzhouxiandegengjiadefuza，jiangsuoyouxijiebuzhouquanbudoujixiechulai，zheiyangcaihuifangzhiliuweiguodaihuizaitajiesuandeguochengzhizhongtichuzhiyi。
yigeyijingxiangduichengshudelilunbuhuishisuisuibianbianjiunenggoutuifandelede。
zhuangzhexiexiadi1geshuzhideshihou，liuweiguodelianshanghaiguazheyisijifeng，keshidengtaxiedaodi6xingdeshihou，liuweiguodelianseyijingyouxiebuduile。
muqianweizhidehua，tamenshuxuejieduiyuzheifeiniucaixiangyijingjinxingguoyixiliedetuiyan。
zaitamendetuiyanguochengzhizhong，chabuduoyijingtuiyandaolezhuangzhexianzaiheibanshangchuxiandedi4bu。
zhenggetuiyandeguochengkanshangqufeichangdeshunchang，youqishidaoledi5budeshihou，jiushitamenyizhimeibanfanenggoukuayuedeledeneigenanguan。