“fulaoda，nishibushizuitengdidiwo？gaosuwoshenmeyouquerdeshi，wochansitamen！”
“buxiangwanle？”fujingmolanlandewen。
“wan！dangranwan！”tahaoburongyidadaoneimegaodefenshu，keyoubiebeizheizunfojizhijieqiamieguiling。
他是真的怕。
momodezuohuijiaoluojixukuangyesaiche。
huomingdawandianhuayijingjinlai，zhaozijingtiaozhemeiwen：“ganmani，duozaiwaimiandadianhuajinagexiaomeimei？shibushinibazhanzhefulaodadedipan，bafulaodaganjinlai，zigeerlehehededadianhuadaqingmaqiao？”
“hei！”huomingzhizhezhaozijingjiuyaoma。
fujingmotuwujianlaileju：“wojidelujiashouyanglegeyangnv？”
sangerendunshianjingxialai，bujieqieyiwaidekanzhefujingmo。zhaozijinggengshidiyishijianjiangshenbiandenvrenjiqianzou，baojianneiduliutamensiren。
“fulaoda，nihaoduanduandeguanxinlujiashoubushouyangnvdeshiqingzuoshenme？”shenxinanhaoqidewen。
“nanbuchengfulaodaniduineigeyangnvganxingqu？bugaia，nicaiganghuiguo，youhewomenzaiyiqi，zenmehuijianguoneigeyangnvdeyangzi？”huomingyibianshuoyibianjiuzuozaifujingmodepangbian，wangzhezhaozijingwen：“neigeyangnvhenhaokan？”
zhaozijingyaoyaotou，tazenmehuiguanxinzheizhongjimaosuanpideshier。
“ng，xingqu！”fujingmohuidadeshishenxinandehua，ceguolianyouduizhehuomingjiaodai：“chayichalujiajiexialaiduineixiaopengyoushishenmeanpai，mashang。”
yijuhua，jingdesangerendoushimudengkoudai。
sanrenbuyouzizhudekaojinfujingmo。
“zenmehuishi？fulaodanishizhendejianguolujiayangnv？zhangdeduohaokan，nengrangnineimeshangxin？”zhaozijingxumizheshuangyan，buganzhixin。
“zheimeshangjin？zheimehaoqi？zenmegegebuqudanggouzi？”fujingmoqishen，bujinbumandezouzhe：“datingyaokuai！”
huominghainengshuoshenme，dangranshizhaoban，zuizhongyaodeshitayehaoqizheigelujiayangnvdaodinalixiyintamenfulaodadeyanqiu。
zhaozijingheshenxinandexinqingyiruci。
sangedananrenjiuwozaishafashang，kaishidiaochaluduiwandeshiqing。
ziliaobuduo，jinjinjiushineimediandian。
“乡下女？”
“问题少女？”
“chouyanhejiu？wanwusangzhi？dajianaoshi？”
sanrenjieerliansandejinghu。
huomingzuoyoukanzheshoujizhaopianshangdenvhai，chuanzhexiuxianzhuang，pizhezhangfa，keyijiuzhebuzhuneizhangjuemeidelian，“dingduojiushizhangdehaokan，kezheiye......”
zhaozijingpaipaihuomingdejianbang：“huoxufulaodajiushikanshangzheizhanglianni？”
shenxinanqueshipaipaishou：“budele，fulaodazongsuanshiyaokaihuale！”
......
闪吧，
luduiwanyijinlai，jiubeirenjilanzhu。
“xiaoguniang，buhaoyisi，womenzheilibunengsuibianjinlai！ruguonixiangyaozhaowangbadehua，neijiucongzheitiaojiezouchuqu，neibianyouhaojijia。”lichengbaibaishou，dafaren。
“我找乔斯。”
lichengwenyan，buyoujianduokanluduiwanliangyan，haoxiaodao：”womenlaobannalishinixiangyaojianjiunengjiande，ganjinzouba！zheilikebushinizhuixingdedifang！”
dangnanrendeshouxianxieyaodazailuduiwanjianbangshangshi，luduiwanshenziyice，lichengmeiliushen，zhijiexiangqianpu，cubujifangdeguizaidishang。
他傻眼了。
刚才发生了啥？
luduiwannaqishouji，jiuzhunbeijiqiaosidadianhua，lichengqibuguoqilaijiuyaosuanzhang。“wokannishicunxinlainaoshideba！bieguaiwoqifunvhaizi，xianzaijiugunchuqu！”
neishunjian，luduiwanyijiaohengpiyazailichengdejianbangshang，zaidubitadanxixiagui。
此刻，手机打通了。
“renni？”luduiwanyuqiyouxiebunaifan。
“meizinidaole？dengdenga，gegemashangxialai！”
lichengbuzhidaoluduiwandadianhuajishei，dantabeiyadegenbenqibulai，ruhedoubunengfankang！
tanalizhidaoyouchaoyirizijijingranhuibeiyigexiaoguniangjiazheiyangduidai。
taqidemianhongerchi，nuhouyisheng：“lairena！yourenzachangzi！”
yishenghou，dunshigegefangjianliderendoujihanlechulai，luduiwanpingjingdesaoguozheixieweishanglaideren，jiaoyijiushimeiyouconglichengjianbangshangfangxialai。
“xiaoguniang，nizuihaoxianzaishixiangderangkai，fouzedehuadaoshihoubieguaiwomenyiqunnanrenqifuniyigexiaoguniang！”nanrenweixiedao。
luduiwansuozhemei，tazaifanzaoqiaosidongzuotaiman。
“woshilaizhaoqiaosi，buxiangnaoshi。”
“womenlaobanshininengjiandema？tafenmingjiushilainaoshide，biegentafeihua！”lichengshizaishijuedeqichidaru，rangrangzhexiongdimenchushou。
“ganmaninimen！”qiaosicongdiantixialai，kanzheyiqunrenweizheluduiwan，zaikankanluduiwanjiaoxiayazhedelicheng，tazhenggeliandoukualexialai，“gegechibaochengzhemeishiganleshima？renwudouzuowanlema？”
kanjianzijialaoban，dajiafenfentuidaoliangce。
“qiaoge，shizheigexiaoguniang，nizijiqiaoqiao，tahaizheiyangqifuwo！”lichenggaozhuang。
naiheqiaosigenbenbuting，fanershihaoshenghaoqidezhanzailuduiwandeshenbian，qingqingzaitajianbangchuibei，taohaodao：“shigedecuo，gemeijiaodaihao，bieshengqi，gexianzaijiudainiquchihaochide！”
neishunjian，suoyourenjingdaile。
jiulianhaiguizaidishangdelichengdouwangjishengqi。
怎么回事？
tamenweifengxiongweidelaobanshenmeshihouduiyigexiaoguniangnengneime......neimewenroushuohua？
“buyong，wozhudedifangni？”luduiwanliansehuanhebushao，dandingdefangxiatui。
“fangxin，gedoujinianpaihaole，yaobuyaogexianzaidainiqukankan？”
“ng！”luduiwanzhuanshenjiuzou。
zhuanshunjian，qiaosiyoushihuifuyanlideyangzi，saoguotamensuoyouren，“zheishiwoqinmeimei，xiacibieyouganchuzheizhonggoupadeshiqing！”
“laobandeqinmeimei？”lichengjuedeyoudianshangtou。
“废话？”
qiaosizhuanshenzhuishangqu，shanbasuoyourendoufeitengle。
ganqingtamenlaobanhaiyouzheimegepiaoliangyousaqideqinmeimeia。
......
qiangweishuyuanpang，yashuyuan。
yishiyitingyiweiyiyangtai，gejupiaoliang，zhuangxiujianyi，zuizhongyaodeshiyugang，luduiwanfeichangmanyi。
qiaosizuozaisongruandeshafashang，pazaihoukaoyanbianshang：“suoyinizhendedasuanyilujiayangnvdeshenfenliuzaijinglin？”
“否则呢？”
“nisuibianyigeshenfendoukeyizaijinglinzhagen，shenzhiyijiaonengyasitamen，niganmafeiyaoshouzheigezui，gexinteng。”
kuduiwanwangshafashangyizuo，shuangshouhuanbao，yikaozhe：“wotaoyanmafan！”
“陆家不是麻烦？”
“suanma？”luduiwanaomandefanwen。