zuowei“guohua”xiaogongzhudewo，zicongjinleyulequanjiuheiliaobuduan。
上个综艺，被骂丑。
chugedanqu，beipenwuyinbuquan。
yangedianshi，beizhizewuguanluanfei。
yankanzaishoudedingjiziyuanzaizheibangheifendejiachixia，kongpayaojinheikulong，wotingconglejingjirenyaojiedejianyi。
jiangshoutoudesuoyoudingjiziyuandoujilenvshensunmengchen，erwojiujinvshenzuopeijiao。
anzhaoyaojiedehualaishuo，woxuyaokaozhenvshendeyingxianglihekoubeibangdaiwoyiba。
kezheixiedingjiziyuanjidaosunmengchenzhihouni……
wobuguangkoubeimeiyounixi，fanerzaisunmengchendechayanchayuxiabiandegengchale。
gongzhongzhanghaodepinglunquli，wojihubeiheizimenpenchengleshaizi。
我找瑶姐要说法。
yaojieyezhiweihusunmengchen，gaosuworenyaoxianghongqilaibidingshihuibeiheide……bijingneimeduodeqianbeibudoushizheiyangzouguolaideni。
shuowan，tahaixiangrangwojixujisunmengchenlaziyuan。
ng……wosuiranmeiyanjimeiwuyin，danyebuzhiyumeinaozi。
“jiexialaibushiyougezhangyimoudaoyandedianyingna，tingshuonimenjiayezailimiantouleqian，wotingshuonvzhujiaohaimeiyouding，nikannixianzaizheiyangkendingmeibanfakangdaqide，burujiangziyuanlajimengchenya?”
yaojieyuzhongxinzhangdeshuo，yifuweiwohaodeyangzi。
woxiaolexiao，fanwen：“nvzhujiaojisunmengchenle，neiwoni?”
yaojiepailepaiwodeshou，shuo：“jiuhaishibanyanxiamengchendebinvba，nigenzaimengchendeshenbianyenengduodianjingtou。”
“e，yuanbendoushiwodejingtoujilesunmengchen，wohaiyaokaozhesunmengchenlaidianjingtou。”
yaojielianseyijiang，mashangshuodao：“zheibushipanitaizhaoheilema?jingtoushaoyidian，buzhiyuzheigeziyuanlangfei。”
“langfeibulangfeiyouzenmele，wojiatoudeqian，dashuipiaojiudashuipiaole，nihaixintengqilaile?”
yaojiezhanglezhangzuiba，haoyihuiercaixiangdaoleyingduiwodehua。
“nibadeqianyebushidafenggualaide，neihaibushikaozhezanmenguanzhong，nideguanzhongyuanhaoyidian，yesuanjinibagongsibangmanglebushi。”
wolenghenglesheng：“neihaizhenbushi，wobadeqianjiushidafenggualaide，tabuzuoyanfa、yebuzuoshichang，meitianjiutangzaibangongshisuibianqianjigezi，shangqianyideqianjiuzhijiedajinwomenjiazhanghule。wobashuole，tazhixiangrangtadenveryejiushiwokaixin，huaduoshaoqianpeileduoshaoqiandouwusuowei!”
瑶姐牙关紧咬起来。
tadaodishimeixiangdaowozenmebiandezheimediaozuanleba。
kanzhetayanzhongdewugu，wohaobuyanshidejiangfangcaitahesunmengchenzailoutijianlideyuanhuajifushulechulai。
“neigexiaogongzhuya，yaoyanjimeiyanji，yaozhangxiangmeizhangxiang，yaobushiyinweitanengjiniladianziyuanlai，wozenmekenenghuidaitani?”
“mengchenya，kaixindian，renjia‘gongzhu’douquzunjiangguijinizuopeijiaole，nihaodaijitadianhaolianse，duitaduoxiaoxiao。”
“yaojie，nizhenbuzhidaoneigeshabi‘gongzhu’daodiduochun，talianjiweihejingtouzainalidoubuzhidao，wozenmedaia!”
“yaojie，niyaoshinengrang‘xiaogongzhu’jizhangyimouxindianyingnalairangwodangnvzhujiao，wojiumianweiqinandaitashangyishangzhibohaole，taa，meicidougenmutouyiyang，buhuishuohuayebuhuikanyanse，yinweihetabangjiemeiqingshen，wodoushaolebushaofensi!”
yaojietingdaowoshuozheixiehua，liansecheditieqingle。
tahequanguorenminyiyang，doushifenqingchudewodebeijing。
tayoushineimeyigecongmingren，nanengbuzhidaodezuiwohouhuiyoushenmexiachang。
cishicike，tashuangxidouyouxieruanle。