第二章:未婚夫脑子有病

shuobupianxin,quejujutouzhepianxin。

真有意思…

yuncisonglesongjian:“wusuowei。”

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yiliangmaibaheshang,xiabeiqingzhengtouguochechuang,jiangyiqiejinshouyandi

“ze!neijiushiwoweilaisaozia,zhangdeyoudianzise。”tazhuantouchaopangbiandenanrenwendao:“chege,nijuedeni?”

nanrenzhengkaozaicheyishang,zitaiyonglan,baixixiuzhangdeshouchengzhenaodai,qiaozhangdejiemaoxia,tongseqiandan,taohuayanmeihuogouren,yikeleizhidianzhui。

lengbaidepifu,wuguanlingli,touzhejurenyuqianlizhiwaidedanmoyushuli。

taqingqibochun:“nvren?buganxingqu。”

dichendesangyin,yichangxinggan,qiaozaiermoshang,daizhedongxueweirongdelenglieqixi。

夏北倾啊哦了一声。

彻哥这是又犯病了?

——

yemeipanjiangyuncidaidaoerloukefang。

oushidejianzhu,zhuangxiujingmei,yichenburan。

yuncizhiyongyanmouqingsaoerguo,lianshangdebiaoqingbubeibuxi。

“aci。”yemeipanlazhetazaichuangbianzuoxia,shenseyansu:“jiranyijingbanijiehuilaile,youjianshiqing,woxuyaotiqiangennishuoyisheng。”

yunciditoubainongqishouji,manbujingxindengleyisheng。

yemeipanshuodao:“qishi…niyouyigeweihunfu。”

wenyan,yuncidedongzuoyidun。

“shizhifuweihun,nihaizaimamaduzilideshihou,jiudingxiade。”

yuncideyuqiyichangpingjing:“shei?”

“jingchengjunjia。”yemeipantanleyikouqi:“nizainongcunzhangda,yinggaibulejie,danjunjia…shiwomenwanwandezuibuqidecunzai!”

jingchengjunjia,lingrenwenfengsangdandesigezi。

junjiadelaozuzong,cengshiyeguodekaiguoyuanxun,wangxiajidaidoushizhengquanxiangdangdangdedarenwu。

zhidaojunxianrong,caikaishijingshang,shejifanweizhiguang,zhijiezhangwoleyeguobangejingjimingmai,sixiashenzhihequanguijunbudouyouzhemiqieguanxi,lianguowangdouyaojidanjunjiajifen。

erjunxianrongdeduzi——junsiche,gengshixingshiguiyi,shenmimoce。

zicongliangnianqianchuguochehuohou,naoziyizhiyoudianwenti。

qishiyikaishi,zaidezhiyuncidezhongzhongliejihou,yemeipanyagenjiubuxiangbarenjiehuilai。

keyankanzhehunqizaiji,tashebudebafeiyuejiajineigenaoziyoubingdejunsiche,zheicaixiangdaojiangyuncijiehuijia,ranhoutijia。

shuoshihua,feiyuecongmingpiaoliang,youguaiqiaotinghua,yuncibuxuewushu,liejibanban,yaobushiweilefeiyue,tagenbenjiubuxiangchengrenyuncishizijidenver。

cishi,yuncishensedanmo,rangrenmobutouxinsi。

yemeipanlazhetadeshou,guzuoweinandemoyang:“mamazhidao…nikendingshibuyuanyi,danzheiyeshimeibanfadeshiqing…”

yuncimeishaoqingtiao,turanwendao:“weishenmebushiruanfeiyue?”

yijuhua,zhijiebayemeipanyezhule。

“zhei…mamabushishuoguolema,zhifuweihun,dangshizaimamaduzilideshini,bushifeiyue。”

yuncipiantoukanxiangyemeipan,piaoliangdeyanmoutouzheliangbo,jingrangrengandaoyisidanhan。

tagouqihongchun,xiaodao:“kezuoleshibanianruanshiqianjinderen,bushitame?”

yemeipandengdaleyanjing,yakouwuyan。

yuncimeinaixinguaiwanmojiao,zizilinglidao:“suoyi,beizhongxingpengyuezhangda,zuoyongwuxianrongguangdeta,xiangshouzheruanshiqianjinzheigeshenfendailaidehaochu,queyaobahaichutuijibieren?youzheiyangdedaolime?”

tacongchunjiaoyichulengxiao,yemeipandunshidalegeduosuo。

“aci,mamabushizheigeyisi…”

yuncijiangshoujiwangdouliyichuai,zhanqishen。

“以后再说吧。”

diuxiazheiju,maibulikailefangjian。